My mother was mad for her entire life.
Before she died, she left me a vast fortune and a note.
The note read: Survival Rules for a Tragic Romance.
One: Never pick up a man by the roadside, especially one who has lost his memory.
If you have already picked him up, sever all ties with him at once.
Ignore this rule at your own peril.
Two: Remember that human beings possess an organ called a mouth.
Besides eating, a mouth can also be used to speak.
When someone misunderstands you, use your mouth to explain the truth in a timely manner.
Three: There are many ways to repay a debt of gratitude.
They do not include forcing your savior into marriage, then deliberately neglecting, suppressing, and abusing her.
If any of the above occurs, flee immediately.