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Phoenix’s Cry
The Prince Consort and I were famously husband and wife in name only.
He lived his life as the Lord Heir, and I lived mine as the Grand Princess.
We resided in separate estates and kept out of each other’s way. Until that reckless little cousin of his entered the capital.
She was a spoiled girl, indulged far beyond measure, relying on the Prince Consort’s protection and affection.
She “accidentally” barged into my study and set a fire that burned an entire room of my cherished memories to ash.
Afterward, she hid behind the Prince Consort, pouting as she complained, “I just couldn’t stand it. She’s already married to you, so why does she still keep a whole room full of portraits of other men?”
Pei Pingjin made excuses for her.
“My cousin was only being overly protective of me. Your Highness, please don’t be angry.”
I nodded. I was the First Princess, standing above tens of thousands. Why should I lower myself to get angry with a little girl?
So as I turned away, I abruptly drew my sword. With a sharp hiss, the blade pierced through the Prince Consort’s palm as he tried to stop it, then cut the little girl’s throat in a single stroke.
Girl’s Dream
Every night, I travel ten years into the future along with my classmate, the school’s most popular guy.
I never would have imagined that ten years from now, we’d be married with a baby of our own!
So, the moment I saw him lying there on my pillow, I didn’t hesitate for a second-I pounced right on him.
The Ballad of Fu Yin
After the Qin Family was confiscated, Qin Shuyu’s place as Crown Princess fell to me.
The Crown Prince could not bear to see his childhood sweetheart reduced to an official courtesan. After much maneuvering on his part, Qin Shuyu transformed overnight into a maid in the Crown Prince’s study, serving him with sleeves of red and the scent of ink.
As his lawful wife, I naturally had the magnanimity to tolerate others. I had no intention of making things difficult for her.
But on the night of our wedding, just as the Crown Prince was about to consummate the marriage with me, a bleak, mournful flute melody suddenly sounded outside the hall.
When the song ended, Qin Shuyu’s shattered voice drifted in after it:
“The past is a heartbroken poem; I pine for you, my lord, yet you never know.”
Seven-Day School Lockdown Rules Horror
The school was locked down for seven days. Every one of us received a text message:
[Please follow these 25 rules. You may only leave once the school lockdown is lifted in seven days. As for those students who leave early…]
Four Blood Paintings
When I was a child, my father once gave me a ten-yuan bill as pocket money.
He said he had picked it up on the road.
I remember very clearly that on the back of that bill, written in black ink, was a line:
“There is a pyramid scheme on the fifth floor. Help.”
I took the money to show my father, and he smiled and told me,
“Who knows how many people have used this bill? Who knows when those words were written? Maybe the person who wrote them has already been rescued.”
I was in a hurry to buy chocolate, so I didn’t think much about it.
Because chocolate is sweet, after all.
Not long after, there was a piece of news on TV.
“A man mistakenly entered a pyramid scheme den, was beaten to death, and then dismembered.”
As a child, I stared blankly at the television.
My father also stared blankly at the television.
I asked him what was wrong.
He shouted at me angrily, telling me not to meddle in his business, and then left the house.
At the time, I didn’t know what was going on; I just felt confused.
It wasn’t until the New Year, at the family dinner, that my father got drunk and cried uncontrollably. In front of all the relatives, he confessed to picking up that bill.
The place where he found the money was directly below the den mentioned in the news.
In other words, the words on that ten-yuan bill were very likely written by someone who had fallen into that pyramid scheme, possibly even the person who was dismembered.
He sobbed, clutching a bottle of liquor, saying that it was his fault that the man died. The whole family comforted him, but I just stood aside, dumbfounded and at a loss.
So… I used that money to buy chocolate…
Something indescribable seemed to awaken within me.
Throughout my later life, I would often think of that ten-yuan bill.
I wondered, was the original owner of that money alright? Was he really rescued? Or… did that money really come from the man who was dismembered?
If it really came from him, he must have endured painful beatings and inhuman torture before finally seizing a chance one day to write those words for help on the bill and toss it out the window.
He must have clung to hope for rescue until the very moment he died.
Yet my father ignored that hope.
I always ask myself, if I had been the first to find that bill, could I have saved him? Or would I have overlooked the writing, just like my father?
This thought haunts me like a ghost, tormenting my mind more and more as I grow older.
Until that day.
A new “bill” appeared before me.
…
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.
Soul-Whip 14: Are You Wearing Shoes?
A buddy of mine who drove a big rig had been tricked onto the dead-end road at the foot of Huai Mountain.
By the time I got the news, he had already gone missing.
His relatives were crying so hard they were on the verge of fainting.
I tried to comfort them. “That road had a Mount Tai Stone placed there to suppress it. Nothing too serious should happen.”
But one of the family members handed me a phone. On the screen was a photo of the Mount Tai Stone, split clean in two.
“Wang Cheng sent this back before he disappeared.”
The Female Protagonist Plans to Kill the Male Protagonist Again
My husband is someone who transmigrated into a novel.
What a coincidence. So am I.
He said, “I’m the protagonist of a male-oriented webnovel, so what I’ve gathered isn’t a harem, but various factions.”
I said, “I’m the protagonist of a female-oriented webnovel, so all those various factions of yours love me but can never have me.”
He said I was joking.
I burst out laughing. “You caught me. I was joking. The truth is, they’ve already had me.”
My Heart Is a Rock That Cannot Be Moved
When my elder brother returned to the capital after investigating a case, he brought back two Liuxian Skirts, one blue-green and one pink.
He first asked my eldest sister which one she liked.
When it was my turn, my brother smiled gently.
“Pink is delicate, and it suits your complexion too. Do you like it?”
If I didn’t, there would be nothing left for me.
I nodded and took it.
Later, when choosing tutors and selecting study companions, it was always the same.
It was no different on the day we were to choose our husbands.
The Crown Prince won my eldest sister’s hand, looking thoroughly pleased with himself.
The Third Prince was crushed. He pointed at me at random.
“Then the Second Miss it is.”
After we married, the Third Prince regretted it a little.
But he was a good man.
He was willing to hand over management of the household to me, and he took no concubines.
Even when my eldest sister and I fell from our horses on the same day, he was the one who risked his life to save me.
At the very end, he touched my brow bone and let out a long sigh.
“Even if all I can ask for is a resemblance, so be it. In this life, I sought the highest, and in the end got only what was second-best.”
And so, when I was given a second chance at life, at the banquet where husbands were chosen,
I covered my brows and eyes and answered the Third Prince in a muffled voice.
“Yinyin already has someone she loves.”
Princess, Please Take Responsibility
I drunkenly took advantage of the New Top Scholar. The next day, I waved a hand and offered him compensation.
To my surprise, he turned around and grabbed a rope, intent on hanging himself. I hurriedly promised him gold, shops, and a grand mansion.
He let go of the rope only to try and bash his head against the wall. I held him tight, refusing to let go. “A rank three position in two years, and entry into the Grand Secretariat in three!”
He silently drew a blade. I was completely out of options. “Could it be… you want This Princess to take responsibility?”
He sheathed the knife, lowered his eyes, and whispered, “…That would suffice.”