All Novel
Why Mess with Her? The Host Just Retired from Infinite Worlds
[World-hopping + no romance + no female rivalry + satisfying power fantasy, with an unbeatable heroine]
After clearing the infinite scenarios, Zhu Yin transferred to a new workplace.
The World-Hopping Department gained a sweet, harmless-looking new employee, and the protagonists of each world found themselves with the most hardcore supporting-role assistant imaginable–one devoted to helping her bosses get exactly what they wanted.
In a CEO world:
The tyrannical CEO roared, “Find her! Dig three feet into every inch of City A if you have to, but bring my wife back!”
Butler Zhu Yin, taking out her equipment: “Boss, which plot of land would you like to start digging up? The damage will be rather extensive, though. The Shen family may not be able to afford it.”
In an entertainment-industry world:
The popular young actress sobbed, “Director Ji says I’m terrible at fight scenes and there’s no killing intent in my eyes. He chewed me out seven times today.”
Assistant Zhu Yin, taking out a scenario card: “Boss, how does a zombie invasion sound? Here’s a free trial pass. No need to thank me.”
…
Later, with a record of zero complaints, Zhu Yin became a legend in the World-Hopping Department.
Seven Fairies Take on Poverty
I woke up as the Queen Mother of Heaven.
The moment I arrived, I caught the Seventh Fairy sneaking down to the mortal world.
Naturally, I gave her my blessing.
I even thoughtfully made her a mortal body, took away her magical powers, and escorted her down myself, so she and Dong Yong could be a mortal couple in every sense.
After she left, I gathered every fairy in Heaven to watch a livestream of her life on earth.
Peaches of Immortality and celestial wine were unlimited; daily reflection papers had a three-thousand-character minimum.
Afterward, not a single young fairy yearned for mortal life again.
Snow Across a Thousand Mountains
My mother had come from another world, and she believed firmly in monogamy.
When she discovered that my husband was keeping a mistress, she stormed into his princely residence, demanding that I divorce him and come home with her.
I stared at her.
“Mother, your daughter already has power and wealth.
Why should I care if he keeps another woman?”
A Maiden Fair
By the time Xie Ruo’an realized he had mistaken me for someone else, I was already his wife, three months with child.
That night, the eldest young master, always so dignified and composed, got drunk.
He looked at me for a long time, then sighed.
“Very well.
Let things stay as they are.”
And so I spent my whole life as the Marchioness of Xie.
I alone shared his bed, adorned in pearls and jade.
Everything seemed perfect.
Yet whenever I woke from dreams in the middle of the night, I remembered the stillness in Xie Ruo’an’s eyes that evening.
There had been no joy in them.
No dislike, either.
A twist of fate had kept him from marrying the girl he loved.
So he accepted it, and spent the better part of his life quietly by my side.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day he came to ask for my hand.
Lavish gifts filled the hall with gold and jade.
I refused the marriage and told him calmly, “My lord, you have the wrong woman.”
Double Trouble Plays Cupid
After the college entrance exams, my brother and I got thrown out by our parents.
“I’ve put up with you two long enough.
Go stay with your uncle!”
Uncle was lovely.
He let us run wild in his mansion, though he did seem a little dead inside.
We thought we’d driven him to it.
Then we discovered he was heartbroken: the woman he’d adored for years had chosen someone else.
Looking at our mature, wealthy uncle, with his impossibly perfect looks and that vulnerable older-man appeal, my brother and I couldn’t understand what the other guy had on him.
“Uncle, want to take his place?”
Grandma Takes Over the Family Reality Show
On a family reality show, superstar Lu Ling was the pampered heiress from Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai, and award-winning actress Shen Fan was the Northeast’s eldest daughter.
Unremarkable me?
I was there to make them look good.
My family wasn’t helping.
In the trailer, their elders showered them with money or love.
My grandma kept telling me to quit showbiz.
“Girls should stay home.
They shouldn’t work.”
The internet tore into her.
[Another old relic.]
Then the full episode aired.
What Grandma had actually said was: “Why not just spend my pension?”
“By the time I’m gone, your dad should be retired.
You can spend his next.”
“I’ve been paying your social insurance at the highest contribution level.”
“By the time your parents are both gone, you’ll be collecting your own pension.”
The internet changed its tune instantly.
[People like this terrify me.]
[Don’t they say whatever you fear comes your way?]
Reborn as My Murderer’s Daughter
My first love, a man who had clawed his way out of poverty, murdered me.
Then I was reborn inside his beautiful, wealthy wife’s womb.
If nothing went wrong, once I survived the pregnancy, that bastard would lift me tenderly into his arms and say, “Look at this little darling.
Daddy’s sweetheart from a past life.”
That’s right.
I was your sweetheart.
And I’ve come to collect.
Yaoniang
My father was an imperial censor, and nothing mattered to him more than his reputation.
He had fathered me on a prostitute.
Mother and I were the greatest stains on his life, and he would have liked nothing better than to be rid of us.
The Zombie Who Just Wanted to Slack Off
When the zombie outbreak hit, my two-faced best friend locked me out.
Before I could find somewhere to hide, the ten-year-old next door bit me on the butt.
He was little, and his teeth weren’t much good.
Becoming a zombie hadn’t made him much tougher, either.
Once he’d bitten me, he stiffly shuffled away.
Watching him go, I suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
Suppose zombies ruled the world years from now, and someone asked how we’d all turned.
Everyone else would have fought off a whole pack of vicious zombies before finally going down.
Or sacrificed themselves heroically to save humanity.
Was I supposed to say I’d been lousy at hiding and some brat shorter than me had bitten my butt?
I felt pretty miserable.
But not for long.
Then I decided to stop trying.
Love, Miscalculated
After my childhood friend and I registered our marriage, his kept woman sneered at me.
“He doesn’t love you.
This is just an arranged marriage!”
I was speechless.
“It’s a business alliance.
Could you sound any more provincial?”
In this day and age, who worried about love in a marriage like ours?
The only use I had for her sugar daddy was to give me an heir carrying both families’ blood as soon as possible.
As for the man himself, I doubted even our housekeeper, Mrs.
Wu, wanted him home.