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I Fear Death, So I Sue My Family First
From childhood, Lin Qingcai copied case files and transcribed testimonies in her father Lin Huaizhang’s study, yet she was always kept hidden behind the Lin Family’s spotless reputation. By chance, she discovered a confession in a secret compartment that had been forged to match her handwriting, and learned that her father, elder brother, and mother were preparing to make her take the blame for the Luo Family’s old case.
She was afraid of dying, and long since afraid of being cast out by her family. So before they could speak first, she beat the drum and brought her accusation before the court, charging her father and brother with falsifying testimony and shifting the blame onto her. Using the copied case records she had secretly preserved over the years, along with witness leads and fragments from the old case, she gradually exposed the truth in the prefectural yamen: the Lin Family and Duke An’s Mansion had colluded to alter statements, take silver, and frame innocent people.
Her father was exiled, her brother was stripped of his status, and her mother finally came to see the rift her favoritism had created. Lin Qingcai left the clan and opened Qingcai Writing Service in West Lane, turning the pen she had once used to help others conceal evidence of their crimes into one that wrote the truth for the weak.
I Have a Horror Amusement Park
[Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming]
Countless couples were showing affection on the Ferris Wheel.
Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.
The Ferris Wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly came to a halt.
Then, unbelievably, it tilted sideways.
Countless couples sitting in their seats were catapulted into midair, connected by only a single rope.
A few seconds later, the entire Ferris Wheel spun like a rapidly rotating plate. Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air. On the Drop Tower, people experienced the Human Yo-Yo at ninety meters high.
On the Bumper Car ride, there was an underground escape filled with Zombies and Ghosts.
The doctor watched as a visitor just came off the Roller Coaster, and stuffed a Quick-Acting Heart Rescue Pill into the burly man’s mouth.
His eyes were full of grievance.
“Boss, if this keeps up, someone’s going to die!”
“No, look how happy they are!”
I Heard You Like Me
In the seventh year of having a crush on my childhood friend, encouraged by my best friend,
I carried flowers and a cake onto an overnight train to confess my feelings to him.
But on a basketball court roaring with noise and people,
I ran straight into the sight of the two of them kissing.
With his arm around my best friend, my childhood friend asked coldly, “What are you doing here? Can’t you see I’m busy?”
Disheveled and humiliated, I was just about to explain
when his roommate beside him let out a soft laugh. “My girlfriend came to bring me a cake. What’s it got to do with you?”
I Must’ve Woken Up Too Fast: My Bestie Is a Vengeful Ghost!
[Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Modern Fantasy + Male Lead with Multiple Incarnations]
Yun Jianyue woke up one morning to discover that her best friend was dead… and had become a headless vengeful ghost.
Yun Jianyue: “I must’ve gotten up too fast. I’m going back to sleep.”
Best friend: “…”
Yun Jianyue took her best friend to get revenge on a scumbag, only for an even more powerful vengeful ghost to appear halfway through and steal their chance at revenge.
Yun Jianyue raised a chainsaw and hacked the ghost to pieces.
Best friend: “Where the fuck did you get a chainsaw?!”
Yun Jianyue was forced into a ghost marriage with the Evil God. Humiliated and furious, he tried to kill her.
Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw and shaved the Evil God’s head.
Best friend: “Where do you keep getting these chainsaws?!”
When Yun Jianyue and the Paranormal Bureau found themselves surrounded and pummeled by monsters and evil spirits, Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw once again.
Best friend: “Tell me! Where! The fuck! Do you keep getting! These chainsaws?!”
Off to the side, a teenage boy saw that the chainsaw’s blade had gone dull and silently handed her a new one. Yun Jianyue took it and swung it with deadly force.
Teenage boy: “Good deed done, no credit needed. Check.”
With a handsome Evil God on her left and an adorable puppy-like boy on her right, Yun Jianyue had her hands full.
Best friend: “Which one of them is actually your boyfriend?!”
Yun Jianyue: “It’s only two dicks. What’s the big deal?”
I Never Loved the Prince
I accompanied His Highness through three thousand miles of exile, yet after he reclaimed his throne, he found me lowly and loathsome.
Later, when the time came to reward merit in the Golden Luan Hall, I asked only one thing of him.
His Highness assumed I would ask for a title or a place by his side.
Instead, I prostrated myself deeply and spoke softly yet firmly: “I ask that Your Highness grant your subject’s daughter a marriage to General Shen.”
His Highness’s eyes nearly split with rage as he finally understood-
Throughout those three thousand miles of exile, from beginning to end, it was never him that I loved.
I Never Loved You
My wife is the kindest person in the world to me.
I know I should cherish her, but looking at her body, which has been out of shape since she gave birth, I honestly can’t muster a spark of interest.
I ended up keeping a mistress on the side. She’s been pressuring me to get a divorce, but I refuse.
I tell her that my wife loves me too much-that she wouldn’t be able to survive without me.
I’ll stay in this marriage out of pity for her.
I Offered My Hand in Gratitude and Married the Right Man
The Minister of the Court of Judicial Review withstood enormous pressure, uncovered the true culprit, and cleared my father’s name, sparing our entire family from exile to Lingnan.
My father was immeasurably grateful and swore he would give his life to repay the minister’s kindness.
After a little polite hesitation, Lord Fu said, “My son has reached marriageable age, and I hear the vice minister’s household has several fine young ladies.”
My father understood.
I Only Sell Haunted Houses
Rooms where unnatural deaths occur are collectively referred to as haunted houses.
Haunted houses are divided into two types: “green houses” and “red houses.” Green houses are safe for the living, but those who live in red houses are certain to die.
I work as a real estate agent, and once I inadvertently sold a red house, after which I encountered terrifying…
I Overturned the Realm
The noble consort who had been cherished all her life said on her deathbed that she regretted everything.
“If there is a next life, I would gladly trade places with you. I would be a lowly palace maid, endure until I turned twenty-five, then leave the palace and be free.”
“The emperor’s favor, all this hollow wealth and splendor – whoever wants it can have it.”
Tears ran down her face as she said that all she wanted was a love that was pure and true.
Just before she closed her eyes, she clutched my hand.
“Cherry, will you do it? Will you trade places with me?”
Weeping, I pressed my lips to her ear.
“This servant is willing.”
I had spent a lifetime cleaning up her messes.
I was so tired.
I Really Don’t Want to Work This Job Anymore
If I managed to ascend the throne, it was entirely thanks to my five short-lived older brothers.
Thanks to them, I now live like a beast of burden.
3:00 – Rise and wash up, then pay respects to the Empress Dowager.
4:00 – Morning lessons.
5:00 – Imperial Gate Audience.
7:00 – Breakfast.
8:00 – Handle state affairs and review memorials.
13:00 – Lunch.
14:00 – Riding and archery; inspect the princes’ studies.
15:00 – Handle state affairs.
17:00 – Free time.
19:00 – Evening lessons.
20:00 – Review memorials.
23:00 – Bedtime.
I am so done with this job!