Chapter 1
Chapter 1
I used to be a fortune-telling blogger. Then, by accident, my livestream connected to the myriad realms.
The first time, I connected to the Weaver Girl in the celestial realm and told her not to descend to the mortal world to bathe-and to stay far away from men who rode oxen.
As thanks, the Weaver Girl picked me a Peach of Immortality.
They say those peaches can extend your life. I took one bite, and the fragrance lingered on my lips and teeth.
The second time, I connected with Yang Yuhuan and told her to cherish her life and stay far away from Li Longji.
Yang Yuhuan thanked me profusely and performed a Huxuan Dance on the spot so I could screen-record it.
I posted the video on my homepage, and it drew the attention of a whole crowd of dance enthusiasts.
Imitating Imperial Consort Yang’s Huxuan Dance soon became the newest trend among beauty bloggers.
After those two livestreams, my follower count jumped from a little over five thousand to over a hundred thousand.
On my third livestream, I connected to Qin Shi Huang.
The First Emperor really did deserve his status as the top celebrity of the history fandom.
With him boosting my popularity, my livestream shot straight to number one on the trending list, and my follower count started charging toward one million.
After giving Hu Hai two hard slaps across the face, Qin Shi Huang thanked me sincerely.
“Thank you for the warning, Teacher.
“Had I not met you, Teacher, the century-long foundation of Great Qin would have been destroyed overnight.
“Please accept this treasured sword, Teacher.”
He took out a short blade and handed it to me.
The next second, the blade appeared right in front of me.
The moment everyone got a clear look at it, the livestream exploded.
[Th-th-th-this… Could this be the Xu Furen Dagger?]
[The sword used in Jing Ke’s Assassination Attempt on the King of Qin!]
When I saw that comment, my hand shook so hard I nearly sliced a bloody gash into my thigh.
The sword used in Jing Ke’s Assassination Attempt on the King of Qin?
Then wasn’t this thing a priceless cultural relic?!
Wait, wasn’t this thing supposed to be poisoned or something?!
I hurriedly put the dagger away and didn’t dare make another careless move.
Since I’d received something this valuable, I figured I had to give him something in return.
After rummaging all around my room, I found a bottle of liver-protection tablets.
I had bought them just last month. After taking them twice, I’d completely forgotten them in a corner.
In his later years, the First Emperor became obsessed with elixirs. Ancient elixirs contained mercury, which damaged the liver.
The First Emperor was also a classic workaholic-staying up late, exhausting himself, and getting angry all the time. All terrible for the liver.
Giving him liver-protection tablets was honestly perfect!
After receiving the tablets, Qin Shi Huang shook the bottle with great interest.
“Teacher, may I ask what this is?”
I stroked my nonexistent beard and spoke with profound mystery.
“These are Immortality Tablets.”