Chapter 11
Chapter 11
I watched the group of people doubling over with laughter, feeling completely baffled.
What was so funny about a Corpse transformation? What was so hilarious about a Jiangshi?
“The 1995 Jiangshi Incident in Chengdu was personally suppressed by my master. You people don’t know anything.”
After I spoke, they laughed even harder. Even Liu Xiong’s lips curled; he clearly didn’t believe a word I said.
“Master Qiao, I’ll go down with you to take a look.”
Liu Xiong had someone bring over a ladder and went down with two hulking bodyguards. The six Feng Shui Masters and I followed behind. With ten people in total, the Underground Palace suddenly felt quite cramped.
Liu Xiong walked to the front of the coffin, knelt, and kowtowed three times.
“Father, your son is unfilial for disturbing your peace.”
A thick layer of dust had settled on the coffin. I pulled the bottle of Yin-Yang Water from my bag and tentatively poured a little onto the wood. The coffin immediately erupted in a large cloud of black smoke, accompanied by a sizzling sound.
President Xu was furious. “What are you doing?! How can you pour sulfuric acid on the coffin!”
Hearing this, Liu Xiong hurriedly stood up and rushed over. He saw that a small pit had actually been corroded into the high-quality Phoebe zhennan coffin.
Liu Xiong’s eyes turned red with anger. This coffin had cost him eight million yuan, and he had specifically commissioned craftsmen to work on it for five years. Now that I had damaged it, no matter how much he needed my help, he couldn’t hold back his temper.
The other Feng Shui Masters joined in, self-righteously accusing me. Their constant chattering gave me a headache.
Losing my patience, I took the bottle and splashed it directly onto President Xu’s face.
“Ah-! What are you doing-!”
President Xu let out a miserable scream and crouched down, clutching his face.
“Good heavens, what are you doing? Quick, call 999!”
“President Xu, are you alright, President Xu?”
President Xu wailed while covering his face. “My skin! Ah-my skin-!”
The crowd grew frantic. “What happened to your skin?”
“My skin feels so moisturized!”
President Xu patted his face and stood up, looking bewildered. Chen Zhen let out a soft sound of surprise and leaned in close to President Xu.
“President Xu, you look a bit younger. Even your wrinkles have faded.”
Everyone gathered around President Xu in shock, clicking their tongues in wonder.
Impatiently, I explained the principle behind Yin-Yang Water again. Yin-Yang Water dispels evil and exorcises demons; it also has a slight effect on Death Qi. President Xu was getting on in years and carried a faint trace of Death Qi on him. Once the Yin-Yang Water cleared it away, his skin naturally looked much better. However, the effect was only temporary and would return to normal by tomorrow.
After hearing this, President Xu shook his head.
“I don’t believe it-unless you let me have a sip of that Yin-Yang Water.”
Everyone: “…”