Yandere
Mew Mew and Him
I am the deadweight sister of the Number One Sword Cultivator of the Heartless Path.
He is a once-in-a-millennium cultivation genius, while I have never possessed a spiritual root.
Whenever I encountered danger, I would do nothing but cry out for my brother to save me.
My brother would always arrive instantly.
He would wipe away my tears with one hand while slaying every demon and monster with the other.
I thought he would always spoil me like this. Until I found myself in peril once more.
No matter how much I screamed, my brother didn’t appear.
The provoked Ghost Fiend had already coldly gripped my throat.
Yet, all I could see was a swarm of bullet-chat comments mocking me: [The male lead is staying away on purpose. He wants this drama-queen sister to suffer a bit so she finally learns her lesson.]
[She knows she’s weak but keeps running around recklessly. If she doesn’t die, who will?]
[She really messed with the wrong person this time. The villainous Ghost King has a violent temper and hates weak, useless girls who do nothing but cry.]
[And it’s because she barged in so rashly that the female lead found an opening to break through the formation and escape.]
[The villain lost his beloved female lead again. He’s gone mad with rage and is going to swallow the supporting female lead whole…] I was so terrified that I didn’t dare shed another tear.
But then, I suddenly heard the Ghost King’s complaining inner thoughts: {Am I ugly? Why does nobody like me?} {Everyone who doesn’t like me deserves to die-}
Seeing the youth’s eyes grow increasingly crimson, I spoke up in a panic: “-I like you!” “I… I only came here to confess my feelings to you.” “Please be with me, Senior!” He froze.
How Can Being a Substitute Be This Enjoyable?
To serve as the Sword Sect’s Chief Disciple’s cauldron.
Wei Xun warned me coldly, “On the bed, don’t make a sound.”
I was too talkative, too noisy, too irritating. The moment I opened my mouth, I stopped sounding like the woman he loved.
But if I stayed silent, he would pinch my waist and say hoarsely, “You have no spiritual root, but you do have a gift for being a cauldron.”
“One round of dual cultivation can raise my cultivation by thirty percent.”
He did not know it was not because I had any gift.
It was because cauldrons like him…
I had two more.
Online Dating a Male College Student
To surprise my online boyfriend, I secretly traveled thousands of miles to his university.
When I arrived, I happened to see him coming back to campus from outside.
I was just about to go up and say hi when he walked right past me without so much as a glance.
?
A moment later, my phone buzzed.
“Holy crap, babe. I just saw someone who looked exactly like you.”
“But you’re the only one in my heart, so I didn’t even spare another woman a second look.”
I was so mad I laughed. Right then and there, I snapped a selfie in front of the school gate and sent it to him.
“Maybe try taking another look?”
The CEO I Catfished
After being bullied by the prettiest girl in class for three years.
I did something vile: I used her photos to start an online relationship with a rich second-generation heir.
He was gentle and polite, generous with money. His only flaw was that his desires were a little too intense.
Before long, relying on sweet talk, I got four years’ worth of college tuition out of him.
On the day I decided to break up with him, I asked as if it had only just occurred to me:
“Baby, if I suddenly disappeared, what would you do?”
He gave a soft laugh, his tone dangerous. “Babe, don’t make jokes like that. I don’t like it.”
I didn’t cave to pressure. I deleted him on my end.
Later, by sheer coincidence, the prettiest girl in class and I ended up interning at the same tech company.
On our first day, we happened to run into the big boss from headquarters coming down for an inspection.
I stood at the very back of the crowd, but when I looked up, I saw a face that was unbearably familiar.
Before I could even react,
I saw the man’s gaze land on the prettiest girl in class.
His eyes lit up in an instant.
Lin Xiaowu
In my third year of disguising myself as a man and sneaking into the Prince’s Mansion to work as a guard, I got involved with the prince’s male favorite.
I had meant to cut things off with him and sever all ties for good.
But whenever he took my hand during our secret meetings, my resolve would crumble.
And just like that, spineless and useless as I was, I committed a capital offense.
Guan Yin Face
When I returned from recuperating at the country estate, there was already a new young lady in the household.
My elder brother protected her like she was a precious pearl.
My little sister had been bullied by her until she fell gravely ill.
With a bleak, bitter smile, she said, “Sister, let’s just accept our fate. Either way, we can’t fight her.”
No sooner had she finished speaking than a pretty, charming girl came out on my brother’s arm, the pearl-studded uppers of her shoes gleaming brightly.
“So you’re Second Sister?”
How beautiful. If only the fabric weren’t from the love-token handkerchief I had embroidered for my fiancé.
Seeing this, my brother immediately took her side. He said to me, “Yaoyao is spoiled, but she means no harm. Rongshu, let her have her way.”
Then he turned back and chided her in feigned anger, “Don’t make trouble.”
The girl didn’t take it seriously at all. Instead, she stuck out her tongue.
“It’s just a handkerchief. Brother Jingwen said it only looks beautiful when worn on my feet. Sister wouldn’t be angry over this, would she? How petty.”
I was indeed petty. So I raised the knife and brought it down.
The tip of her tongue landed on her shoe.
How Did You Two End Up in a Pure Love?
I am the most pathetic pervert alive.
After a year of crushing on the class heartthrob,
I finally couldn’t suppress my urge to spy on him anymore.
So I installed a cheap camera in his home.
Less than three hours later, the camera ran out of battery and shut off.
I tried to send him a creepy message:
-I like you I like you I like you I like you
Before it could even send, my phone notified me that my service had been suspended for unpaid bills.
Because I was broke,
I was forced to become an upstanding person.
Until one day, when I opened my door,
Xie Yu was on my bed, half-dressed and tied up with rope.
When he saw me come in, he even deliberately tightened the ropes, looking pitiful as he said,
“You don’t like me anymore, Xiaocui?”
The Ex-Husband Keeps Courting Death
In my third year of living the high life in the Underworld, my ex-husband suddenly developed a passion for courting death.
To save him, I called in every favor I had, spent fortune after fortune, and kowtowed to King Yan until my head nearly fell off.
After a few months of this, I went from the richest soul in the Underworld to a homeless drifter.
Not only was I penniless, I also owed the Heaven and Earth Bank a massive loan.
King Yan had no idea what to do with me. After brooding over it for ages, he finally made a grand stroke of his brush:
“Permission granted for you to return to the mortal world for one day. Go collect money from the living to repay your debt.”
His Beautiful Snake
I picked up a beautiful black snake.
I often held it in my palm, idly playing with it.
Its tail would coil around my arm, the cool sensation so pleasing I could hardly bear to let go.
Later, in the depths of night, that same cool tail wrapped around my waist, my stomach, and my thighs, bringing an entirely different kind of sensation.