Tsundere
Arrogance
My husband brought home a young woman.
I waited for her to bow and pay her respects, but she started shouting that “all people are born equal.”
I suggested she become his concubine, and she clung to my husband, demanding “one man, one woman, for one lifetime.”
My husband told me to be more accommodating toward her.
I was silent for a long while.
Then I kicked him straight into the sewage ditch.
“You’re the one who’s born equal to dogs. The two of you can go be a pair of dogs for life!”
My Crush Forced Me to Love Him
I had been nursing a secret crush on Zhuang Jinyu for five years.
My home was filled with life-sized dolls made in his likeness.
While on a business trip, Zhuang Jinyu was caught in a mudslide and ended up comatose in the hospital.
I was wailing his name, sobbing uncontrollably after seeing the news, when a voice drifted down from above me.
It was a lazy, haughty voice, delivered with a biting tone I knew all too well.
“What are you screaming for? Trying to wake the dead?”
My crying jagged to a halt. I spun around in terror. The tall, exquisitely crafted doll standing behind me had actually come to life.