Transmigration
The Virtuous Wife Charm
After being reborn on my wedding night, I fed the male lead the Virtuous Wife Charm.
The world-hopping woman tried to become his concubine.
He said, “How could one man promise himself to two women?”
The world-hopping woman gave him high-yield superior seeds.
He said, “With such a divine treasure, why would my wife ever need to worry about failing in her great cause?”
The world-hopping woman broke down.
“You useless piece of trash! If this keeps up, how are you supposed to rise up and rule the world?”
He said, “My wife can dominate a region all on her own. Why would I need to rise up and rule the world?”
On the day I ascended the throne, his charm broke.
“You vile woman! How dare you usurp my legacy!” His eyes nearly split with rage.
I propped my chin on my hand. “Someone, this man has shown disrespect to Us. Kill him.”
The Heart Swap Game
My roommate insisted on teaching me how to chase her childhood sweetheart.
Then she turned around and made a post asking for help:
[My good son said he wants to date, so as his dad, I introduced him to my roommate.
[And he got mad.
[How am I supposed to coax him, huh~]
The comments were dying of laughter:
[Brother Pei doesn’t want to date. He wants to date you.]
[He’s mad because you’re so clueless!]
The barrage comments exploded too:
[If the supporting female character tries a little harder, this dense female lead is about to realize her own feelings.]
[With her in the middle, their feelings will heat up and sparks will fly, and then they’ll finally break that last unspoken barrier~]
[She’s seriously using 001 like he’s Unit 001, huh.]
[Pretty durable, then. So when is she going to use him up and toss him in the trash?]
I let out a soft laugh.
Then I deleted the draft I’d been about to post: [Not chasing him anymore.]
You want me to keep pursuing him?
Sure.
It’s just that-
if I really do win him over,
don’t go being unhappy about it again.