Smart Couple
A Mountain in Bloom
In my last life, I saved He Yan, the young master of a marquis manor.
He took me as his wife, and for a time, our marriage was the talk of Shangjing.
But I had been born and raised in the countryside.
My manners were crude, and my reputation gradually soured.
He Yan, too, slowly grew distant from me.
I wept day after day, and before I even reached thirty, I died in misery.
Given a second chance, I swore I would never live that way again.
Only, after eating wild greens for three days straight, I realized I simply could not let go of the marquis manor’s soy-braised pork knuckle, sticky rice chicken, crab roe lion’s head meatballs, scallion-fried lamb…
It Seems Only I’m Focused on Palace Intrigue
Ever since I was little, I was determined to become the Head of the Six Palaces.
So I married the Crown Prince and fought for the position of Empress, until I was only one step away from my goal.
All I had to do was outlive the sickly Empress currently sitting in that seat.
Of course, aside from the Empress, I still had other rivals: Consort De, Zhaoyi Zeng, Jieyu Yao…
Diligently, I crushed dissent. Conscientiously, I built my own faction. Day and night, I colluded with officials at court. One after another, I brought down every consort in the harem who dared stand against me, until at last I became the most powerful woman in the world.
I was selfish, calculating, and vicious.
But on his deathbed, the Emperor held my hand and said gently, “All these years, you worked hard.”
Who Is Laughing at My Mom
As the oldest unmarried young adult in my family, I had been suffering under the pressure to get married for years.
Eventually, I simply gave up fighting it.
My mom said she was so worried she could not sleep.
So I drove two hundred kilometers overnight, got home at three in the morning, stood by her bed, and pried her eyelids open.
My mom said everyone in the family was laughing at her because I refused to get married.
The next second, I tagged everyone in the family group chat:
[My mom says everyone is laughing at her because I won’t get married. I came to ask, who exactly is laughing at her? @everyone]
My cousin was the first to start a message chain:
[Your little cousin is not laughing at her.]
Then came an orderly line of replies:
[Auntie is not laughing at her.]
[Uncle is not laughing at her.]
[Second Cousin is not laughing at her.]
[Dad is not laughing at her.]
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