Sickly Characters
The Unwanted Concubine
I was the bedchamber maid of the Second Master of the Marquis’ Mansion.
I heard he was quite handsome, but incapable of performing as a man, which had only made his temper stranger by the day.
So on the day I was to attend his bed, I stewed him an enormous pot of lamb tails. “My lord, as they say, for limp-tail syndrome, you supplement form with form…”
Before I could say another word, he lifted his eyes and smiled.
“Get out.”
