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Fortune Favors Shengsheng
My younger sister was blessed with heaven-defying luck, while I was a walking disaster.
Only later did I learn that she had bonded with a system.
She could choose one person to suffer misfortune and turn that misfortune into luck for herself.
I was the unlucky person she chose.
Then I bonded with a system too.
Mine had only one function: rewrite.
My sister remained lucky, but the people paying the price became my father, my mother, my brother, her boyfriend…
And she successfully turned herself into a jinx despised by everyone equally.
Grandma Takes Over the Family Reality Show
On a family reality show, superstar Lu Ling was the pampered heiress from Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai, and award-winning actress Shen Fan was the Northeast’s eldest daughter.
Unremarkable me?
I was there to make them look good.
My family wasn’t helping.
In the trailer, their elders showered them with money or love.
My grandma kept telling me to quit showbiz.
“Girls should stay home.
They shouldn’t work.”
The internet tore into her.
[Another old relic.]
Then the full episode aired.
What Grandma had actually said was: “Why not just spend my pension?”
“By the time I’m gone, your dad should be retired.
You can spend his next.”
“I’ve been paying your social insurance at the highest contribution level.”
“By the time your parents are both gone, you’ll be collecting your own pension.”
The internet changed its tune instantly.
[People like this terrify me.]
[Don’t they say whatever you fear comes your way?]
Heiress for Hire: Cash, Not Love
On the first day after my wealthy birth family found me, my biological parents gave me a warning.
“Now that you’re back, don’t go thinking you can compete with Nian for anything.”
I surveyed the family’s opening show of hostility, smiled, and pulled out an employment contract.
“I think you two have misunderstood something: a parent-child relationship is a legal fact.”
“But asking me to play the sweet, obedient daughter while serving as your adopted daughter’s stepping stone would qualify as premium emotional labor.”
“It’ll cost extra.”
I Don’t Want to Be Famous on a Supernatural Variety Show Either
Five years into my career, people called me pale, skinny, young-looking, and a fake-innocent schemer.
Meanwhile, my stunt double used me as a stepping stone to climb her way up, becoming wildly popular with an occult persona.
On shows, she told fortunes for celebrities, saying she had learned it from her boyfriend.
That boyfriend she kept talking about was the eldest son of a famous Occult Family.
But when she and I ended up on the same paranormal variety show, her talismans suddenly stopped working.
As for me, right in front of an audience of tens of millions, I took down a whole pack of ghosts with my bare hands.
“You want to be my nephew’s wife? Did you get my permission first?”
Into the Show
To whitewash my scheming persona, I kept a respectful distance from the Best Actor on a dating variety show.
But in the livestream, the Best Actor burst into tears.
“Teacher Bai and I have a very pure relationship. Purely speaking, I’m her simp-and I can’t even get her to notice me…”
“Right now, I just miss the days when we were filming together. In the drama, Teacher Bai loved me to death. Unlike now-she won’t even acknowledge me, and she’s out here making ship content of me with other women.”
Listen, Flowers Bloom
After announcing his marriage at a concert, the top-tier singer suddenly broke down in tears.
It was because he had just received news of my death.
Zhou Yan. We met at six and said our goodbyes at twenty-four.
I never had the courage to tell you that I truly, deeply loved you.
Longing for the Moon Above
The day I went to visit Duan Yujing on set, he openly skipped work to meet a popular young actress at a hotel.
When the intimate photos reached me, everyone on set watched my expression with nervous care.
I hardly cared. My attention had already been captured by a young man in the corner who looked somewhat like Duan Yujing.
Lunch was being served, and the cook gave him an extra lion’s-head meatball.
His eyes curved as he smiled with unguarded delight.
I studied him. “Who is he?”
My High School Classmate Is a Superstar
On New Year’s Eve, I received a message from the boy who had shared my desk in high school.
I’m broke. Can you lend me some money?
A medical report followed.
Late-stage stomach cancer.
I sent him the last 19,873 yuan in my account.
Will that be enough for now?
After a long silence, he sent a voice message, his clear voice ringing with laughter in my ear.
How are you still this gullible?
Next Spring
In my fifth year by the side of that charming, reckless young playboy, someone snapped a photo of me that made it look like I was pregnant.
For a while, rumors flew through our circle. Everyone thought I was going to use the baby to force my way up and marry into a wealthy family.
When his long-estranged first love heard the news, she came charging back from overseas.
I thought a bloody storm was about to break loose.
But by the time Lu Heran returned from his business trip, all he heard was that I had gotten rid of the baby and slipped back to my hometown.
Sigh. Good girls like us can fool around all we want on ordinary days.
But if we really got pregnant with a child and no proper status, our parents would beat us to death.
Paranoid Star
Five years ago, I left Qi Tan in a fit of pique.
Later, after he won the Best Actor award, he stood at the Hundred Stars Awards Ceremony holding my photograph, pleading for help to find me. “My lover has been missing for a month,” he said. “Please, help me find her.”
But the news of my gruesome death had already broken countless times back in 2018. Qi Tan, however, had suffered a trauma-induced bout of amnesia, forgetting everything that happened after I died.
On the day his manager announced that Qi Tan was retiring from the industry indefinitely, the news of his suicide exploded across the headlines.