Short story

How to Marry a Serial Killer

Online dating turned into a real-life meeting, and I asked my Boyfriend what position he liked.

He said he liked standing, and I shyly agreed.

That night, my Boyfriend died. He was sliced into half a skeleton, his flesh mangled, and died at home in a standing position.

The police traced it back to me, and I said,

Ah, didn’t he just like standing?