Secret Relationship
What to Do If My Husband Loses His Memory on Our Divorce Day?
The man who had been sleeping in a separate room from me for the past six months was standing there with a pillow in his arms when I blocked him at the top of the stairs.
“The two of us together aren’t even fifty yet. We’re at the age when we should be all over each other. Is sleeping in separate rooms normal?”
He frowned at me, staring so hard that cold sweat prickled down my spine.
At last, he nodded. “Mm. It isn’t very normal.” Emboldened, I snatched the pillow out of his arms and grumbled, “You never used to be like this.”
“What did I use to be like?”
“You used to hold me every night when we slept, and before bed you’d call me your little baby.”
“…Did I?”
“You did!”
Look at me. Do these look like the eyes of a liar?
Best Friends Unite, Revenge is Sweet
My husband cheated on me.
My best friend has it even worse-her husband turned out to be gay.
I was raring to go: “Wanna get revenge?”
She clenched her teeth. “Yeah, let’s do it. Make them suffer.”
So, I swapped the lube with superglue.
She smeared chili extract all over their little toys.
That night,
our husbands ended up glued together, shaped just like the letter H.
