Secret Relationship
After Both Amnesiac Archenemies Lose Their Memories
After my sworn enemy and I both lost our memories, we lost control and ended up in bed together.
He was “gifted beyond measure,” and I was “shamelessly uninhibited.”
Physical desire and psychological disgust tore viciously at each other.
When my memories returned, I stared at my longtime nemesis, bare from the waist up, loving him and hating him all at once.
While enjoying his top-tier stamina, I maliciously recorded a video of him acting like my dog.
The shock brought his memories back.
After a brutal fight, we went our separate ways.
When we met again,
the wedding convoys of Hua Kingdom’s two great families ran into each other on a narrow road.
Song Jinbie and I regarded each other coldly, then brushed past without a word.
But late that night,
my newlywed husband was hanging upside down from the ceiling. Song Jinbie’s tone was lazy as he said,
“Become a widow, or marry me. Pick one.”
I likewise handed a hemp rope to his newlywed wife.
“Either tie it around yourself, or loop it around your husband’s neck.”
Moonlight on Frosted Pines
On the day my only daughter was born, the Marchioness of Zhenbei gave birth to a son in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.
At dawn, Shen Chizhou brought me her child and exchanged him for mine.
When I caught him, he merely raised his eyes and said, “The child born of Wan and me must be raised in the palace.”
Song Wan was the great love he had lost in his youth.
Now that she had borne him a child, he meant to make amends to mother and son at any cost.
The cost was my daughter becoming the young lady of the Marquis of Zhenbei’s household.
She went from an exalted imperial princess to the daughter of a mere court official.
After a long silence, I neither wept nor protested.
Instead, I lifted my face and smiled in approval.
“As it should be.”
After all, a child ought to be raised beside her real father.
The Wet Nurse of the Manor
I was a peasant woman whose child had died. At night, my breasts would swell until the pain was unbearable, but I was afraid my husband and mother-in-law would scold me, so I could only go out to the ridges between the fields alone to relieve myself.
I never expected to come across a man lying gravely wounded by the roadside.
He kept rasping, “Thirsty… so thirsty…”
I couldn’t help myself, so I let him have a mouthful of milk.
Later, I went to the General’s Mansion to serve as the Young Master’s wet nurse.
The Young Master was naughty and refused to drink.
I glanced at the Young General beside me and teased him.
“Young Master, if you still won’t drink, I’ll give it to your elder brother instead.”
That night, in a daze, I heard the Young General talking to the Young Master.
“Little ancestor, are you drinking or not? At least make a sound!”
After I Opened a White Moonlight Substitute Training Class
The friends of the Crown Prince of the Beijing Circle were always laughing at me for being a hick, saying I wasn’t even worthy of being a stand-in for his white moonlight.
They even predicted that I’d be packing up and leaving in less than a month.
I panicked and immediately summoned my seven older sisters for emergency training in the art of being a white moonlight substitute.
Even if I got fired, there was no way I was letting such a cushy gig fall into an outsider’s hands!
Then, a year later, the white moonlight returned to the country. The moment the crown prince saw her face-he threw up.
Trembling, he said, “I’m sick of it. So sick of it. For the rest of my life, I never want to see that face again!”
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
Revoke the Relationship
I went to great lengths to win over Zhou Tingshen, but he treated me badly.
He never made our relationship public, never took the initiative to share anything about his life with me, and never showed me any care or concern.
At first, I thought he was just reserved by nature.
That was until the day I heard someone ask him:
“Brother Shen, why does that old classmate of yours keep looking for you? You two aren’t dating, are you?”
“Isn’t our great beauty Du chasing after you? I thought you two were the couple.”
After a long pause, Zhou Tingshen finally spoke. “We’re not dating.”
I picked a time and asked Zhou Tingshen out, then seriously tried to discuss it with him.
“Zhou Tingshen, could you… pretend we were never together?”
A flash of impatience crossed his face. “What are you making a fuss about now?”
“I’m not making a fuss. Just take it as me begging you. I can’t let my friends know this is the kind of relationship I’m in. They’ll laugh themselves to death at me. It’s too humiliating…”
Fujin
The Young General, who avoids women, took a concubine.
The Crown Prince asked me, “Why does she look so much like my beloved consort?”
I smiled coquettishly, “I just have a common face.”
The Regent’s Consort Is Fifty
I am the Old Madam of the Marquis’s Mansion, and I wanted to save my granddaughter, who had been drugged.
Instead, I was forced by the lust-addled Prince Regent.
After one night of passion…
Me: “???”
Prince Regent: “???”
The Sorrow of the Moonlight
After getting married, I found out my husband had once loved an ex-girlfriend deeply.
On the eve of her wedding, that woman drove through the night and gave herself to him, just to say goodbye to her youth.
When I found out, my husband begged me not to expose it. “Otherwise, her whole life will be ruined.”