Secret Relationship
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
The Moon Entwines the West Pavilion
I served at the Empress Dowager’s side for twenty years as her chief palace maid.
Steady, dignified, respected by all.
No one knew.
I had borne two children for the Son of Heaven.
Only on her deathbed did the Empress Dowager discover our secret affair.
She held my hand, seeming to sigh.
“Silly child. You kept this from me for so many years.”
“I will issue an imperial decree at once and have you enter the palace as a consort, so mother and children may be reunited.”
In my previous life, I truly did enter the palace.
But by then, Zhao Xun already had a Noble Consort he cherished above all else.
He favored me for a time, then cast me aside without a second thought.
Even my own children acknowledged another woman as their mother.
Now, reborn into this life,
I no longer wanted to be his consort.
Beside the Empress Dowager’s sickbed,
I kowtowed heavily. “This servant would never dare presume upon imperial favor.”
“I beg the Empress Dowager for mercy. Please allow this servant to leave the palace.”
Revoke the Relationship
I went to great lengths to win over Zhou Tingshen, but he treated me badly.
He never made our relationship public, never took the initiative to share anything about his life with me, and never showed me any care or concern.
At first, I thought he was just reserved by nature.
That was until the day I heard someone ask him:
“Brother Shen, why does that old classmate of yours keep looking for you? You two aren’t dating, are you?”
“Isn’t our great beauty Du chasing after you? I thought you two were the couple.”
After a long pause, Zhou Tingshen finally spoke. “We’re not dating.”
I picked a time and asked Zhou Tingshen out, then seriously tried to discuss it with him.
“Zhou Tingshen, could you… pretend we were never together?”
A flash of impatience crossed his face. “What are you making a fuss about now?”
“I’m not making a fuss. Just take it as me begging you. I can’t let my friends know this is the kind of relationship I’m in. They’ll laugh themselves to death at me. It’s too humiliating…”
The Heart Swap Game
My roommate insisted on teaching me how to chase her childhood sweetheart.
Then she turned around and made a post asking for help:
[My good son said he wants to date, so as his dad, I introduced him to my roommate.
[And he got mad.
[How am I supposed to coax him, huh~]
The comments were dying of laughter:
[Brother Pei doesn’t want to date. He wants to date you.]
[He’s mad because you’re so clueless!]
The barrage comments exploded too:
[If the supporting female character tries a little harder, this dense female lead is about to realize her own feelings.]
[With her in the middle, their feelings will heat up and sparks will fly, and then they’ll finally break that last unspoken barrier~]
[She’s seriously using 001 like he’s Unit 001, huh.]
[Pretty durable, then. So when is she going to use him up and toss him in the trash?]
I let out a soft laugh.
Then I deleted the draft I’d been about to post: [Not chasing him anymore.]
You want me to keep pursuing him?
Sure.
It’s just that-
if I really do win him over,
don’t go being unhappy about it again.
Second Aunt and Childhood Friend
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I climbed out of my childhood friend’s bed.
He lit a cigarette with careless ease.
“Leave through the back door in a bit. Don’t let my girlfriend see you.”
I froze. “You have a girlfriend? Since when?”
He curled his lips in a cold smile.
“None of your business.”
“You were the one who came on to me last night. I’m not taking responsibility.”
My expression turned indescribable.
“The person who slept with you last night wasn’t me…”
It was the cleaning lady from the guesthouse, who also happened to be his second uncle’s wife.
I had only come over to clean up the mess for them.
Because of Cowardice, I’m Dating the Prince of Beijing’s Elite Circle
The Prince of Beijing’s elite circle mistakenly thought I had a crush on him and, with a haughty air, said he agreed to my pursuit.
Because I’m a coward, I was forced to date him.
The young prince has a bad temper, is unreasonable, and uses his handsome face to bully me with his beauty.
After three years of dating, I still couldn’t convince myself to spend a lifetime with him.
But, coward that I am, I didn’t dare break up.
Just as I was worrying, I saw his group chat message:
[“I’ve never seen someone as lacking in self as her. Come home a bit late and she starts checking up on me, so annoying! Next time she pulls that, I’ll just pay her off and send her packing.”]
I was so happy I almost jumped.
I’d get money, and I could break up.
This useless coward has finally found her spring.
The Sorrow of the Moonlight
After getting married, I found out my husband had once loved an ex-girlfriend deeply.
On the eve of her wedding, that woman drove through the night and gave herself to him, just to say goodbye to her youth.
When I found out, my husband begged me not to expose it. “Otherwise, her whole life will be ruined.”
Next Spring
In my fifth year by the side of that charming, reckless young playboy, someone snapped a photo of me that made it look like I was pregnant.
For a while, rumors flew through our circle. Everyone thought I was going to use the baby to force my way up and marry into a wealthy family.
When his long-estranged first love heard the news, she came charging back from overseas.
I thought a bloody storm was about to break loose.
But by the time Lu Heran returned from his business trip, all he heard was that I had gotten rid of the baby and slipped back to my hometown.
Sigh. Good girls like us can fool around all we want on ordinary days.
But if we really got pregnant with a child and no proper status, our parents would beat us to death.
After Both Amnesiac Archenemies Lose Their Memories
After my sworn enemy and I both lost our memories, we lost control and ended up in bed together.
He was “gifted beyond measure,” and I was “shamelessly uninhibited.”
Physical desire and psychological disgust tore viciously at each other.
When my memories returned, I stared at my longtime nemesis, bare from the waist up, loving him and hating him all at once.
While enjoying his top-tier stamina, I maliciously recorded a video of him acting like my dog.
The shock brought his memories back.
After a brutal fight, we went our separate ways.
When we met again,
the wedding convoys of Hua Kingdom’s two great families ran into each other on a narrow road.
Song Jinbie and I regarded each other coldly, then brushed past without a word.
But late that night,
my newlywed husband was hanging upside down from the ceiling. Song Jinbie’s tone was lazy as he said,
“Become a widow, or marry me. Pick one.”
I likewise handed a hemp rope to his newlywed wife.
“Either tie it around yourself, or loop it around your husband’s neck.”
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.