Revenge
The Neighbors Next Door Are Driving Me Quackers
A couple lived next door to me, and they were like tinder and flint-always ready to ignite.
Every night, their loud, frantic wailing kept me from getting a wink of sleep.
I tried reasoning with them, I tried cursing them out, and I even called the police, but nothing worked.
So, I decided to start pursuing his wife.
On Valentine’s Day, I went out of my way to tuck a small note inside a bouquet of roses: “Your husband hasn’t found out about us yet, has he?” Then, her husband absolutely blew his top.
The Empress Hated Me for a Lifetime
The day she died, a heavy snowfall blanketed the capital, sealing the city gates.
When the eunuch came to report the news, I was drinking in Noble Consort Liu’s palace.
I simply said, “Understood.”
It wasn’t until that cup of plum blossom wine-the one meant for our reconciliation-seared through my chest that I finally understood.
She had waited ten years, but she was never waiting for me to have a change of heart. She was waiting for me to die with her.
This Life for You
I stayed by his side from his impoverished youth until he held the world in his palm.
Yet, I was forced to watch as he elevated my half-sister to the status of equal wife and executed my entire family.
I met a miserable end. Given a second chance at life, I watch as his back bows in defeat, his body trembling with regret.
I burn our marriage contract. I wish him a meteoric rise and a boundless future.
A boundless future, without me.
The Butcher and the Baker
I am an NPC in the game City of Desire.
By day, I sell fragrant, freshly baked bread; by night, I find my pleasure in butchering men.
On the night the bakery closed early, a heavy rain was falling.
A man walked in. Beneath his black raincoat was a naked body and a sharp knife.
I took a bite of my toast and bowed in welcome. Then, as his eyes filled with terror, I raised the chainsaw I had been hiding behind my back.
Bang! Ten minutes later, his head exploded inside the oven. As flesh and blood splattered everywhere, I beamed with joy.
“Welcome to City of Desire, Player. I hope you enjoy your game!”
Princess’s Journey: Graceful and Peaceful
While I was offering prayers to Buddha on the mountain, a young gentleman suddenly intruded upon my solitude.
He apologized, his face flushing a deep crimson.
Yet, I heard his inner thoughts: [I have heard the Princess is kind and benevolent; I wonder if she will blame me.]
[I only ended up in the wrong place because I was trying to escape my eldest brother’s schemes.]
[How should I apologize to make the Princess happy?]
He did not know that I had experienced a dream.
In that dream, I followed the guidance of his inner voice to investigate his claims, only to walk step by step toward a dead end.
In the end, my Imperial Father grew to loathe me, my eldest brother was deposed, and I was drowned in a pond.
Only after my death did I learn that this young gentleman could choose who heard his heart’s voice.
It was by relying on this trick alone that he rose from being an Outer Chamber Son to the legitimate second son of a Marquis’s manor.
Now. I looked at the fair-skinned, red-lipped young gentleman before me, who appeared shy and timid.
I gave him a gentle smile. “Someone, come. For trespassing in the Forbidden Courtyard, give him thirty strokes of the cane.”
Grand Princess Anping
The daughter of the Yong’an Marquis Estate had committed a grave breach of etiquette within the palace, accidentally shattering a relic of the Late Emperor.
Furious, Grand Princess Anping ordered her to be seized and brought back to the Princess Manor immediately.
That night. The Heir of the Yong’an Marquis Estate knelt at the foot of my steps.
I reclined on my daybed, my fingertip tapping rhythmically against the armrest.
My gaze swept slowly over him, tracing the line of his brow, his Adam’s apple, and the breadth of his shoulders.
After a long silence, I finally uttered a single word: “Strip.” Those slender hands, which had once composed the most brilliant of essays, trembled as they reached for the buttons of his slate-blue official uniform.
The Fake Heiress Comes Clean
I was a fake heiress.
When I was thirteen, my nanny suddenly told me I was her daughter, a fake heiress, and demanded that I take money from the Su family to support her and my biological brother.
I looked at her, then turned around and reported her.
Blood Rouge
I spent ten years in the imperial harem testing rouge, and not once did I fail to detect a single trace of poison.
That was until Consort Hua dropped dead after applying the “Drunken Beauty Red” I had personally verified.
It was then that a newly arrived talented lady told me: what truly kills isn’t the rouge, but the intent to murder.
Forget Me, Remember
After an argument with Zhou Mingyu, I jumped from the thirtieth floor with my five-month-old daughter in my arms.
When I opened my eyes again, time had actually returned to yesterday.
On this day, because the baby wouldn’t stop crying, Zhou Mingyu snapped at me for the first time: “Chen Ran, you don’t have a mother yourself, so it’s no wonder you don’t even know how to take care of a child!”
Our relationship had always been good, so I thought he hadn’t meant it; I blamed it on my own volatile temper and for taking things too hard.
But time continued to flow backward, and I discovered that this wasn’t the first time Zhou Mingyu had said such things: During my postpartum recovery month, he joked, “If your mother were still alive, my mother wouldn’t be so exhausted.”
On the day I was hospitalized to give birth, in response to the nurse’s questions, he said with a smile, “Her mother passed away, so who else could be her caregiver but me?”
At our wedding, he held my hand and vowed, “Chen Ran, I will definitely take good care of you in your mother’s stead!”
… It turned out he had always cared about the fact that I didn’t have a mother.
But the strange thing was, why didn’t I have any memory of my mother at all?
Had she ever truly existed?
If time continued to flow backward, would I eventually see her?
The Substitute Coroner
I can see the final moments of the deceased through their eyes, a gift that has helped the government solve countless cases.
Everything changed when the body of a drowned man was brought in.
Looking into his eyes, I saw him strangling me just before he died.
And on those hands, he was wearing the Jade Bracelet that had been buried with me.