Politics
Noble Consort Chen Has Fallen Out of Favor Again
When the palace announced that I was being elevated to Noble Consort, everyone in my family looked grim.
Everyone understood the principle that great merit can threaten the throne.
My father’s achievements were already so great that there was nothing left to reward him with.
This rank of Noble Consort was a naked warning.
If I wanted to keep my whole family safe, I had to hand the emperor a weakness of mine-something he could hold over me and use to put his mind at ease.
Father, Mother, your daughter is off to be arrogant by imperial command!
Starting today, I’m going to be the most outrageously overbearing little menace in the harem!
I Became the Imperial Tutor by Playing Dirty
On his deathbed, the late emperor entrusted me with his heir—and had me bound and dragged back overnight to assist the new emperor.
Isolated and alone, the new emperor glared through bloodshot eyes, snapping at anyone who came near like a wolf cub.
“Better that I betray the world than let the world betray me!”
My eyes lit up.
The new emperor, later: “On second thought, the world hasn’t wronged me quite that badly.”
The Grand Tutor
“Miaoren, this beauty mark of yours is truly lovely.”
Xuan Changjun lifted my bridal veil. By the light of a small lamp, he reached out and gently brushed the tiny mark at the corner of my eye.
I smiled at him. “Husband, is this beauty mark the only lovely thing about me?”
He did not answer. Instead, he said, “Xuan’er has a beauty mark just like it. It makes her look especially lively.”
I nodded and told him, “Wait a moment.”
Turning around, I fetched paper, brush, and ink from the writing desk and spread them out before him. “Go on. Write it.”
He looked up at me. “Write what?”
I straightened the tinkling jeweled flower in my hair and said unhurriedly, “A divorce letter.”
Xuan Changjun chuckled softly. “Miaoren, there are seven grounds upon which a man may divorce his wife. You have committed none of them, so how could I write such a letter?”
“Oh?” I lazily propped my chin on one hand while scraping the lid of my teacup with the other. “And what are these seven grounds?”
“A wife may be cast out for seven reasons: disobedience to her parents-in-law, childlessness, adultery, jealousy, serious illness, excessive talkativeness, or theft.”
I nodded, rose to my feet, and stood across from him.
“Go fuck yourself!”
I kicked him over. He toppled backward onto the bed and sank into the red silk wedding quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks.
“Y-you… Miaoren! You, you…” Struggling upright, he clutched his chest and stared at me in shock.
Taking up the brush, I neatly drafted the divorce letter for him:
There is now a wicked woman in this household. She is unfilial to her parents-in-law, disobedient to her husband, and disrespectful to her elder brother- and sister-in-law. She is therefore cast out.
“All you need to do is press your thumbprint onto it,” I said. “Otherwise, I’ll turn the entire Xuan Family upside down. Today I kicked you over. Tomorrow, I’ll dare to beat your father, curse your mother, ruin your family’s reputation, and squander your fortune. Changjun, you should simply accept your fate.”
“Miaoren, why are you doing this?” Xuan Changjun had been a scholar before entering officialdom, so he did not panic when trouble arose. Once he had caught his breath, he said, “I only married you because you liked me.”
“Oh, Changjun, that may be the most absurd joke under heaven!” I clapped my hands, sat down in the armchair, and lowered my head to peel a grape. “Do you know who I am? I am the Grand Tutor, an official of the first rank. Even His Majesty must courteously address me as his teacher. And what are you? A newly crowned Literary Champion. What official rank can you even expect to receive? I lowered myself to marry beneath my station, yet you somehow have the nerve to claim I married you because I liked you?”
Xuan Changjun’s face alternated between red and white. After a long silence, he finally managed to say, “Since we are both scholars, you should not use your official rank to lord it over others.”
“You’re a scholar, my ass. You’re clearly a lecherous creep pretending to be some charming libertine. What a joke!” I sneered, then continued, “I’ll tell you the truth. I chose you reluctantly because I thought you were devoted and faithful, which would spare me plenty of jealous squabbles in the future. If I’d known that a beast like you was lusting after his own younger sister, I would have refused even if the emperor himself arranged the marriage. I’d have gone and beaten the emperor too!”
“You… Miaoren!”
“What? Did I say anything wrong? I’d long heard that your younger sister Changxuan looked seventy percent like me-even the beauty mark at the corner of her eye was identical to mine. I didn’t believe it at first, but after seeing her in person, I realized she truly does resemble me.”
“How could you say Xuan’er resembles you? You’re clearly the one who resembles Xuan’er!” His face flushed red with agitation.
“Say whatever you like. The divorce letter is right here. Hurry up and press your thumbprint onto it. I’ll return to my residence at once, and from this day forward, we’ll each go our separate ways.” I gave the flimsy sheet of paper a shake. “Hurry. You’re a grown man, so why are you being so indecisive?”
Even as I was leaving, he still called me Miaoren.
I told him, “Lord Xuan, I happen to love throwing my rank around. You’d better address me as Grand Tutor Yu.”
Joy Through the Years
Ren Suixi sells herself into a wife-leasing contract to save her wounded husband, only to be claimed months later as the chancellor’s long-lost daughter.
Her return pulls her into a web of family devotion, imperial cruelty, war, and sacrifices made by men and women with nowhere else to turn.
As dynasties and households collapse around her, Suixi must decide what home, kinship, and a life of her own truly mean.
Spring Heart Stirred
After winning the war, I entered the capital, and the Old Emperor asked what reward I wanted.
I pointed at the handsome man in purple robes and a golden belt standing in the hall. “I beg Your Majesty to grant me a marriage. I am carrying his child, and he promised he would marry me!”
The elderly eunuch beside the emperor hurriedly tried to stop me. “General, mind your words. This is the Second Prince.”
A faint, languid voice sounded behind me. “Whose child are you carrying?
“Isn’t your belly full of roast duck, roast chicken, candied hawthorn, red bean pastries, dried sweet potatoes…”
I turned to look, only to find that the handsome man who had just spoken looked exactly like the Second Prince.
I made a split-second decision and cupped my fists toward His Majesty. “If that one won’t marry me, this one will do!”
The elderly eunuch was beside himself with panic. “My dear ancestor, this is the Crown Prince!”
Swallows on the Rafters
During the palace coup, I saved more than forty members of the Jiang household.
Afterward, the emperor asked what reward I wished for.
I knelt before him.
“This commoner wishes to enter the palace.”
The moment I spoke, the bright fire in the eyes of the Jiang family’s second son, standing beside His Majesty, died to ash.
Twining Lotus
Everyone in the capital said that a first-rank maid from the Prime Minister’s Residence was worth more than the daughter of a fifth-rank official.
As the personal maid to the prime minister’s daughter, I had followed the Fourth Young Lady since childhood, learning to read and write at her side.
I understood literature and ink, knew music, and was versed in arithmetic.
When I was nineteen, the merchant Wen Family of Qingzhou, eager to attach themselves to power, came specifically to ask for my hand-a mere maidservant’s-in marriage.
The Fourth Young Lady showed me grace, acknowledged me as her sworn younger sister, and married me off in splendor.
I had thought the inner courtyard of a merchant household would be simple. I never imagined its waters would run as deep as those of the Prime Minister’s Residence.
The Second Branch eyed the account books with envy, while the concubines banded together to put me in my place.
On the day I served tea to my elders, Concubine Zhou “accidentally” knocked over the teacup, and scalding water splashed across the hem of my newly tailored Su embroidery skirt.
I lightly brushed my fingers over the ruined twining lotus pattern on the fabric, then suddenly smiled.
Since some people insisted on throwing themselves onto the edge of a blade-
Then I would show them exactly what the methods of the Prime Minister’s Residence looked like.
Reborn to Rule
My younger sister and I were both princesses of a fallen kingdom.
The day our capital fell, enemy soldiers came to violate us, and my sister shoved me forward.
She thought I was certain to die.
Instead, the enemy’s young lord rescued me, and I later became his Noble Consort.
My sister was reduced to slavery and suffered every day.
Consumed by hatred, she killed me—and was reborn alongside me.
This time, she rushed to leave with the enemy soldiers first.
“Sister, this time, I will be the Noble Consort.”
What she did not know was that I had never wanted to be a consort.
With royal blood in my veins, if I was to become anything, I would become the empress who restored our kingdom.
The Empress Dowager’s Secret
Emperor Yuanzhen has ruled Jing for sixty years, while Empress Dowager Xue governed from behind the curtain for thirty-three.
I served as the empress dowager’s personal maid for seventy years—and I know a secret that could overturn the dynasty.
The emperor is not the late sovereign’s son, but a bastard born to the empress dowager and a Sumo barbarian.