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Everyone in My Family Is a Protagonist

Everyone in my family is a protagonist.

Dad is a Qidian-style male lead: as “ordinary-looking” as Louis Koo, just your averagely rich Long Aotian.

Mom is a PO-style heroine, an innocent little flower on the outside who regularly throws orgies behind Dad’s back.

My fiancé is a Jinjiang-style male lead: prayer beads around his wrist, eyes reddening at the slightest provocation.

Beijing’s ascetic prince.

I’m only an anonymous extra, but I have a cheat of my own— A pirated-novel reader.

I loved slithering around like a twisted little creep so much that the System turned me into a snake spirit.

In Journey to the West.

Watching Tang Sanzang being lowered into a cooking pot, I fell silent.

To stay alive, I had no choice but to become his disciple.

Sun Wukong: “Huh?

We’ve already survived fifty-four of the eighty-one ordeals, and now you want to join?”

Me: “Fate works in mysterious ways.”