Misunderstandings
Knowing Spring
On the day my elder sister died of illness, I took my nephew to the Marquis’s Mansion to claim kinship.
The Second Young Master of the Marquis’s Mansion was in the middle of his wedding, and the place was bustling with celebration.
When the Marchioness saw the jade pendant I brought out, she nearly fainted.
She hid behind a screen and, suppressing her anger, said, “If the Chancellor’s Daughter finds out about the evil deed he committed, this marriage will be ruined!”
An old nanny offered her advice in a low voice.
“Madam, don’t panic. Back then, the Second Young Master said that woman had been drugged and never saw his face clearly.
“It was only because he left in such a hurry that he dropped this family heirloom jade pendant and gave someone leverage over him.
“Since this woman has come looking for us, we can simply pin the whole matter on the Eldest Young Master.”
I had possessed astonishingly sharp hearing since childhood, so I heard every word of their little conspiracy.
In truth, whether it was the Eldest Young Master or the Second Young Master made no difference to me.
It did not matter who became my husband.
What mattered was that my nephew would have a good place to study.
The Marquis Manor Clan School had a great scholar of the current dynasty presiding over it.
It would not waste his natural gifts.
Dahlia Mother
After my mother got divorced, she became the fiercest woman in the village.
She often cursed at me, “If I didn’t have you dragging me down, I would’ve remarried some rich man long ago.”
Behind her back, the villagers gossiped, “She can’t get anyone to marry her, so she uses her daughter as an excuse.”
My father mocked her even more. “With your mother’s firecracker temper, and since she can’t even give birth to a son, the only man who’d want her is one with four sons who can’t find wives.”
Later, a small business owner really did want to marry my mother.
Then my father regretted it. “Yufen, let’s get married again. The three of us can live a proper life together.”
Same Flower
I used every trick in the book to marry my wife.
In front of others, she refused to acknowledge me. Behind closed doors, she kept me at an even colder distance.
I knew she hated me.
But I could live with being hated by her.
Until one afternoon, at the dining table, she suddenly said to me, “He’s back from overseas. We… should spend some time apart.”
I froze.
From the day my wife and I met until now, seven years had passed.
And I still hadn’t managed to warm her heart.
Looking at her indifferent face, I was suddenly overcome with exhaustion. “Okay.”
She had always been efficient and decisive. That very night, the villa was emptied out, leaving only me behind… She had even taken the housekeeper with her.
I drank beneath the moon until dawn, yet my mind only grew clearer.
I had waited all these years. Suffered all these years. What right did I have to give up now?
Who the hell did some bastard back from overseas think he was, daring to compete with me?!
How Did You Two End Up in a Pure Love?
I am the most pathetic pervert alive.
After a year of crushing on the class heartthrob,
I finally couldn’t suppress my urge to spy on him anymore.
So I installed a cheap camera in his home.
Less than three hours later, the camera ran out of battery and shut off.
I tried to send him a creepy message:
-I like you I like you I like you I like you
Before it could even send, my phone notified me that my service had been suspended for unpaid bills.
Because I was broke,
I was forced to become an upstanding person.
Until one day, when I opened my door,
Xie Yu was on my bed, half-dressed and tied up with rope.
When he saw me come in, he even deliberately tightened the ropes, looking pitiful as he said,
“You don’t like me anymore, Xiaocui?”
After the Dissolution Notice Was Issued
The woman my husband had always pined for was parachuted in as my intern.
She sobbed and accused me of bullying her, and for the first time, my husband raised a hand against me.
The next day, I returned to the company with the group’s dissolution notice in hand.
Only then did they realize that his position as deputy general manager-and the entire office building-were both mine to control.
Blade in the Palm
I was Princess Jiuhua’s study companion, destined to one day enter the palace as a female official.
But at the welcome banquet, the General of Agile Cavalry asked His Majesty to bestow me upon him.
His mistress left a letter behind and ran away with the child.
After he sobered up, he traveled a thousand li to make amends and only then brought that woman back.
On our wedding night, he said coldly, “That day was merely drunken nonsense; I only blame you for blocking my sister’s path. But an imperial decree is hard to defy. Once this act is over, we each return to our own places.”
I asked him, “General, you see me as a mere object, and with a few words you cut off my path to becoming a female official. How can you speak of returning to our places?”
He replied indifferently, “That is your fate, not something you can blame on me.”
But I refuse to accept my fate.
Shoujo Manga Syndrome
After the college entrance exams ended, students leaving the test site were interviewed and asked how they felt in that moment.
A handsome boy with eyes like stars and moonlight looked into the camera and said calmly, “I only hope to realize my dreams.”
A moment later, he added in a low voice, “And meet the rainbow in my heart.”
The camera cut to a girl with dimples and a smile as bright as a blooming flower. A rainbow hair clip pinned in her hair caught the light in tiny, glittering sparks.
She stuck out her tongue playfully. “Oh no, I think I might not get into Q University! If I end up having to repeat the year, Pei Zhiyu, you have to wait for me!”
Pei Zhiyu was the person I liked.
But I was not that beautiful girl.
When that interview aired, I was hiding at home, sobbing my heart out because I had bombed the college entrance exams.
It looked like my life and my first love were both about to be completely over.
Did I Successfully Conquer the Tyrant?
In order to win over the Tyrant Emperor, I slipped him an entire bottle of Obedience Potion.
Relying on the potion’s effects, I became utterly fearless.
Every day, I hogged the imperial bed, demanded that he coax me to sleep, and even drove away his most beloved noble consort.
Then the System appeared.
I was straddling the Tyrant Emperor’s waist, all too eager to show off.
“See? He’s as obedient as a puppy.”
The System fell silent.
Then the System screamed.
“Ancestor, you look more like a stupid dog with a death wish to me!”
“That cheap potion of yours only lasts for one day!”
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.
Drunk in Spring Smoke
On the day His Majesty traveled south to Jiangnan, the Empress Dowager took a liking to Miss Xu of the Xu Family in Yangcheng.
“Such a lovely, fresh-faced child ought to become a daughter-in-law of our imperial family.”
As she said this, the Empress Dowager’s gaze seemed to drift, intentionally or not, toward Fu Yanli at my side.
Fu Yanli was the current Fifth Prince, and also my husband.
Later, on the day Miss Xu was to be invested as consort, I stood at the palace gates, clinging to a sliver of hope. “Not even I may enter?”
The guards at the gate all knew me. One by one, they lowered their heads, not daring to meet my eyes. “The Empress Dowager said it wouldn’t matter if anyone else came, but Your Highness, as Crown Princess… you absolutely cannot enter the palace today.”
I nodded, returned to the manor, and picked up the bundle I had packed long ago.
The capital blazed with lights. All at once, I remembered Fu Yanli from that year, when everyone had turned their backs on him.
He had held me tightly, refusing to let go no matter what. “Jianxi, even if I die, I will never betray you.”