Misunderstandings
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.
My Mute Groom
On the day Song Cheng and I got married, his ex-girlfriend showed up in a wedding dress to steal him away.
“Song Cheng, I’m only going to be this brave once in my life. Are you coming with me or not?”
I looked at the panic all over Song Cheng’s face and was just about to marvel that this kind of ridiculous soap-opera scene was actually happening to me.
Then Song Cheng grabbed the emcee’s microphone and shouted, “Who the hell are you? Did you wander onto the wrong set?
“Mess with my wedding again, and I’ll punch your left eye into your right socket.”
The School Beauty Hired Me to Bully Her
To catch the School Bully’s attention,
the School Beauty gave me 660,000 to publicly bully her.
“If you bully me, he’ll feel so sorry for me and come to protect me on his own!”
So I blocked the School Beauty at the school gate and shouted,
“So what if you’re a little prettier, your family’s a little richer, and your grades are a little better? What are you acting so smug about!”
The School Beauty cried pitifully, drawing a crowd of onlookers from the whole school.
On the way home, the School Bully’s Bentley cut me off.
Just as I was about to kneel and apologize, the School Bully handed me a bank card.
“Well done. I’ve been sick of that Little Green Tea for a while now.”
“There’s 880,000 in the card. I’m hiring you as my girlfriend, keep messing with her!”
Goodbye, My Girlfriend
In college, I once “bought” myself a girlfriend.
If she agreed to be with me, I would cover her family’s medical bills.
Humiliated, the brilliant scholarship student from a poor family stayed with me for four years.
Then my family went bankrupt.
When I broke up with her, she was as cold as ever. She did not ask me to stay—not even once.
Years later, I was serving fruit platters at a karaoke club to pay off my family’s debts. She had become a CEO and was dating the handsome star from our class.
She asked me, “Do you regret it?”
“No.”
“Well, I do.”
I Became the Dragon Throne, Then the Empress
The System let me customize my transmigration setup.
“Then I want to be high above everyone else, with all beneath me bowing in submission. I want to be irresistible, with every man fighting over me until they bash each other’s heads in. And in the end, absolutely no fade-to-black.”
The System took notes. [What does that last part mean?]
“It means I want plenty of scenes where I’m under men.”
[Got it. Arranging now.]
I opened my eyes, full of anticipation.
System, you damn genius!
You made me the Dragon Throne?
After Rejecting the Marriage, the Buddhist Heir Chased His Wife in Regret
Everyone in the capital knew I was in love with Fifth Young Master Xie.
But to refuse the marriage, he would rather shave his head and enter Buddhist cultivation.
Only then did I learn that all his tender warmth toward me had merely been a way to use me to curry favor with the Wang family.
I became the laughingstock of the entire capital.
Later, when the loyal ministers of the Xie family were falsely accused, I set aside the past and helped clear their name.
On the night the Xie family regained its innocence, Buddhist Heir Xie rushed over through the rain and said he would return to secular life to marry me.
I stared in astonishment at his face, so certain of victory.
From behind the curtain, the young courtesan reached out and hooked an arm around my shoulders. “Sister, you were just saying you were devoted to someone like me. How are you suddenly marrying someone else?”
I hurried to coax him. “Of course I’m not marrying him. He’s just talking nonsense.”
Fifth Young Master Xie, always so cool and composed, stood there blankly, so devastated that he snapped the prayer beads around his wrist.
A Reply in Early Autumn
Chi Heng pretended to be poor and became my kept boyfriend.
Each month, I scraped together five hundred yuan from my living expenses to give him, and this went on for a year and a half.
As graduation approached, I finally found out:
He wasn’t a poor student on loans, but a young master who spent money like water.
He’d even been using someone else’s name the whole time.
The young master condescended to invite me to go abroad with him.
His friends all said I was lucky-with just a kind little white flower persona, I could climb up the social ladder.
Under his gaze, brimming with confidence that he’d get what he wanted,
I shook my head and said gently, “Better not.”
“I’m here to break up with you.”
Suisui, Safe and Sound
Ever since I was little, I had been slow and lacking in wit, while Elder Sister was extraordinarily gifted.
At a poetry gathering held at Marquis Manor, she was afraid I would embarrass myself, so in private, she composed a poem for me.
None of us expected that the true purpose of the gathering was to choose a wife for the Second Young Master of Marquis Manor. And the poem she wrote for me was the very one that caught the Second Young Master’s eye.
Later, I married into Marquis Manor.
After the wedding, Pei You discovered just how dull and ignorant I truly was.
Only then did he realize I was not the person who had written that poem that day.
Pei You resented me, blamed me, despised me.
He said his wife should not be someone like me, a woman with nothing but a pretty face and not a drop of learning inside her.
Whenever we were intimate, he would lean close to my ear and mock me, saying I had none of the dignified bearing of a proper main wife, only a body full of vixenish allure that was of some small use in bed.
I was terrified.
So when I returned to the day of that poetry gathering, I stopped Elder Sister before she could write a poem for me. My voice trembled as I said,
“Thank you, Elder Sister, but there is no need.”
Into the Show
To whitewash my scheming persona, I kept a respectful distance from the Best Actor on a dating variety show.
But in the livestream, the Best Actor burst into tears.
“Teacher Bai and I have a very pure relationship. Purely speaking, I’m her simp-and I can’t even get her to notice me…”
“Right now, I just miss the days when we were filming together. In the drama, Teacher Bai loved me to death. Unlike now-she won’t even acknowledge me, and she’s out here making ship content of me with other women.”
Yiyi Wins Xie Yi
Today was the Qixi Festival, and the campus forum thread “How Are You Spending Today?” shot straight to the top of the discussion rankings.
The comments underneath were pure chaos.
On a sudden whim, I left one too.
“In Xie Yi’s arms.”
Then Xie Yi-the famously abstinent, untouchable teacher-replied to me.
“You said you’d be in my arms. Where are you?”
Me: ! ? ?