Military
The Silk Tassel
I once saved a pregnant noblewoman. She smiled and told me that once the child was born, they would recognize me as their godmother.
But later, as I led my troops to station at the border, we gradually lost touch.
Until one day, eight years later, my subordinates reported that someone had come all the way from Jinling, specifically asking to see me by name.
“Who is it?” I asked as I walked toward the entrance.
There, I saw a young girl sitting atop a pony, threatening the group of soldiers surrounding her.
“Song Yunying is my mother! If you dare bully me, you’re all finished!”
I am Song Yunying.
The Little Girl at the Frontier
My Elder Sister and I have been bitter rivals since we were children.
At three, we fought over our mother’s attention; at five, we fought over the little boy across the street.
When we were six, people from the Marquis Manor came to claim her, saying my Elder Sister was their long-lost legitimate daughter who had been taken away as an infant.
I was so furious I didn’t sleep a wink that night. Later, my father-who had been away fighting at war for fifteen years-returned with a promotion and a fortune to take me away as well.
Once I arrived at the General’s Manor, the first thing I did was rush over to the Marquis Manor.
I stood there shouting for Gu Ruan to come out and face her doom, when suddenly, a small head poked out from the entrance.
She had my Elder Sister’s face. She toddled toward me, swaying unsteadily on her feet. “Mother is dead. Auntie, hold me~”
Lanterns Convey Longing
Vice Minister Ye and I had become bitter enemies. We were constantly at each other’s throats, neither of us willing to yield an inch.
One night, completely wasted, I even started shouting in the tavern: “Hey! Brothers! Tie up Beauty Ye and carry him to this Young Master’s room! I’m going to show him a real good time!”
In my drunken stupor, I thought I heard his hoarse voice roaring: “…You were the one who provoked me first. Why do you keep messing with me… We’re both men, what am I supposed to do…”
Men?
But I’m a girl!
The Princess Is Plotting a Rebellion
My father rebelled, and I became a noble legitimate princess.
Then, after taking the throne, he decided to make his old flame empress and force my mother to step aside.
Who could possibly tolerate that?
I command a hundred thousand soldiers and have won glory on every battlefield, yet he wants my mother reduced to a concubine—who does he think he is?
My Dad Took Me to Rebel
My father successfully overthrew the throne, and he didn’t know how best to gloat:
“The Deposed Emperor still has his charms, and the Former Crown Prince is quite the beauty. I bestow them both upon my daughter!”
The father and son were so enraged they spat blood.
I was even more agitated: “Why give them to me? Give them a death sentence!”
Noble Consort Chen Has Fallen Out of Favor Again
When the palace announced that I was being elevated to Noble Consort, everyone in my family looked grim.
Everyone understood the principle that great merit can threaten the throne.
My father’s achievements were already so great that there was nothing left to reward him with.
This rank of Noble Consort was a naked warning.
If I wanted to keep my whole family safe, I had to hand the emperor a weakness of mine-something he could hold over me and use to put his mind at ease.
Father, Mother, your daughter is off to be arrogant by imperial command!
Starting today, I’m going to be the most outrageously overbearing little menace in the harem!