Hiding True Identity
The Poisonous Tongue Appraiser
I’m the number one antique appraisal streamer on the entire internet.
Because I’m good at what I do, have a terrible temper, and always look like I rolled out of a dumpster, netizens jokingly call me “Mei Chaofeng.”
It’s perfectly normal for viewers who join my livestream to get roasted by me.
“Sister Chao, how do I turn on my camera?”
“Figure it out yourself. You’ve got two eggs hanging under your eyebrows, but all they do is blink instead of see.”
“Sister Chao, what do I do if I can’t switch screens?”
“You’re a living, breathing person. Don’t tell me you’re going to let a piss break kill you. Just go be stupid somewhere else.”
“Sister Chao, does this look authentic?”
“Calling that garbage would be an insult to waste sorting.”
Until the person who connected with me was a pure, handsome hunk with the sweetest, softest little vibe.
His face flushed red as he held up a pile of “junk,” fumbling all over the place.
“Sister… I’m sorry… I couldn’t figure out how to flip the camera.”
And there I was, chin propped in my hand, smiling as gentle as could be.
“It’s okay. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how. I’ll teach you, okay? No rush.”
The viewers in the livestream couldn’t sit still anymore.
[Did she just change faces???]
[Double-Standard Sister!!!]
After I found out the handsome guy’s family had gone bankrupt and he’d been forced to become a male model, I verbally advised him to get out of that line of work as soon as possible.
In my heart, however, I was already calculating how to get my hands on him for a little fun.
But later, the “junk” he took out turned out to be more valuable than the last.
Among them, that emerald gemstone haunted my every thought.
The pitiful little thing transformed into a noble young master. He loomed over me, trapping me in the corner of the bed.
The outer corner of his eye, marked with a tear mole, curved slightly as his predatory gaze swept inch by inch over my skin.
At his fair throat, the emerald swayed gently.
“Give me what I want, Sister, and I’ll give you what you want.”
Walking Beside You
For three nights in a row, my maid said the same thing in her sleep:
“It seems one of the chickens in the backyard is missing.”
I simply assumed she was exhausted from her daily chores and thought nothing of it.
That was until we encountered a landslide on our way to the Capital. My maid was killed in the disaster, but I was rescued by soldiers who arrived just in time.
Trembling and lost, I sought out the commanding officer, intending to reveal my true identity as the daughter of the Provincial Commander.
He glanced at the maid’s clothes I was wearing and suddenly asked:
“Are the hens still brooding lately?”
Why Mess with Her? The Host Just Retired from Infinite Worlds
[World-hopping + no romance + no female rivalry + satisfying power fantasy, with an unbeatable heroine]
After clearing the infinite scenarios, Zhu Yin transferred to a new workplace.
The World-Hopping Department gained a sweet, harmless-looking new employee, and the protagonists of each world found themselves with the most hardcore supporting-role assistant imaginable–one devoted to helping her bosses get exactly what they wanted.
In a CEO world:
The tyrannical CEO roared, “Find her! Dig three feet into every inch of City A if you have to, but bring my wife back!”
Butler Zhu Yin, taking out her equipment: “Boss, which plot of land would you like to start digging up? The damage will be rather extensive, though. The Shen family may not be able to afford it.”
In an entertainment-industry world:
The popular young actress sobbed, “Director Ji says I’m terrible at fight scenes and there’s no killing intent in my eyes. He chewed me out seven times today.”
Assistant Zhu Yin, taking out a scenario card: “Boss, how does a zombie invasion sound? Here’s a free trial pass. No need to thank me.”
…
Later, with a record of zero complaints, Zhu Yin became a legend in the World-Hopping Department.