Hiding True Identity
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
After Transmigrating into an Apocalypse Novel, I Became the Daughter of the Zombie Emperor
I transmigrated into a novel about the Apocalypse and became the daughter of the Zombie Emperor.
However, I awakened a Spatial Ability. When I was five years old, I accidentally teleported myself into the middle of the wilderness. To avoid starving to death, I shamelessly clung to the protagonists’ team, mooching off their food and supplies.
I spent my days spectating their drama and leisurely following them as they fought monsters and leveled up.
Until one day.
They came face-to-face with the ultimate villain, the big boss-
The Zombie Emperor. My dad.
While everyone else was on high alert, bracing for the fight of their lives…
…the Zombie Emperor gave me a sinister smile.
“Nianying, have you had enough fun? If you’re done playing, get your butt over here right now!!”
The Male Lead and Female Lead: “?!”
Everyone else: “?!”
Me: “…”
The Billionaire’s Survival Show
I’m the most notorious actress in the entire entertainment industry.
My agency booked me on a wilderness survival reality show.
They told me I had to kick up as much drama as possible to set off the “perfect” new girl they’d just signed-the so-called National Daughter.
But as soon as we got deep into the mountains, we lost contact with the production crew.
The variety show turned into actual wilderness survival.
Out there, I built a log cabin, hunted pheasants, caught fish, and lived a carefree life.
Meanwhile, those flawless idols were swearing like sailors just to stay alive.
They fought over supplies, and their carefully crafted images shattered completely.
Only later did we find out there were hidden cameras everywhere-and the whole thing had been streaming live every single day…
I Take Turns Being Queen in Seven Kingdoms
I am the empress of six different countries.
It’s hilarious, really. Since I’m so neglected, no one has even realized I’m just working part-time.
So, I took on a seventh.
Little did I know, this emperor wants to unify the world.
Me: “There are seven of you. Why are you the only one being such a handful?”
Replacement System
My brother once forced me to swear that I would never harbor any immoral thoughts about him in this life.
I did as he asked.
But he didn’t know that we were living inside a PO novel.
If I failed to win him over, I would be replaced by a new little sister.