Forced Marriage
Princess, Please Take Responsibility
I drunkenly took advantage of the New Top Scholar. The next day, I waved a hand and offered him compensation.
To my surprise, he turned around and grabbed a rope, intent on hanging himself. I hurriedly promised him gold, shops, and a grand mansion.
He let go of the rope only to try and bash his head against the wall. I held him tight, refusing to let go. “A rank three position in two years, and entry into the Grand Secretariat in three!”
He silently drew a blade. I was completely out of options. “Could it be… you want This Princess to take responsibility?”
He sheathed the knife, lowered his eyes, and whispered, “…That would suffice.”
Marrying the Sickly Eunuch
The world says that Cheng Xiu, the Director of the Eastern Depot, is sinister, cruel, treacherous, and ruthless.
The world is right.
I have always been competitive to a fault. When my elder sister from the legal wife fainted, I shoved the Regent Prince aside and carried her back to her chambers myself.
When my elder sister from a concubine fell into the water, I outstripped the Young Marquis to rescue her and bring her to shore.
When the Second Prince was about to win at pitch-pot, I fired two arrows simultaneously into the ears of the pot, snatching first place for myself.
At a palace banquet, Zhao Wangjian-who grew up with me-bet that I wouldn’t dare kick the Neighboring Country Prince in the backside. I laughed; there was nothing in this world I didn’t dare to do. I followed the prince into a small grove, but when I woke up, I was lying beneath Cheng Xiu.
He asked if I wanted to marry him.
Who would have thought? It turns out there actually is something in this world I don’t dare to do.
Walking Beside You
For three nights in a row, my maid said the same thing in her sleep:
“It seems one of the chickens in the backyard is missing.”
I simply assumed she was exhausted from her daily chores and thought nothing of it.
That was until we encountered a landslide on our way to the Capital. My maid was killed in the disaster, but I was rescued by soldiers who arrived just in time.
Trembling and lost, I sought out the commanding officer, intending to reveal my true identity as the daughter of the Provincial Commander.
He glanced at the maid’s clothes I was wearing and suddenly asked:
“Are the hens still brooding lately?”
Floating Boat Crossing
I bought a eunuch off the street. On his very first day in the manor, he started throwing his weight around.
When the others refused to follow his orders, he turned right around and complained to me.
Everyone waited for him to be put in his place, but instead, I said, “From now on, whatever Pei Yunchuan wants, you give it to him.”
He was about to gloat over his newfound power, but he hadn’t even let out a laugh before I continued with my announcement.
“He is the man I am going to marry.” He froze, his voice shrill as he shrieked, “You deranged lunatic, what kind of nonsense are you spouting?”
On a Snowy Night, He Forgot Me Again
The day I was escorted onto the Sacrificial Altar, Emperor Pei Yuheng personally pressed his seal onto the list of my crimes.
The entire court decried me as a Nation-Wrecker Sorceress, yet only I knew that his life was something I had reclaimed from the King of Hell, one blade-stroke at a time.
However, every time I saved him, he would forget a little more of me.
By the end, he couldn’t even remember the lantern he once held when he promised to marry me.
The Mountain God’s Bride
The Mountain God’s Bride The day I was sold into Blackstone Village, they told me I was to be the Mountain God’s bride.
One month later, I walked back out from the mountains wearing a red bridal gown, stilt-walking, and wearing a Nuo mask.
Behind me, a three-mile-long Fire Dragon illuminated the main street.
On behalf of the Mountain God, I asked them: “We remember every girl you’ve sent in over the years. Are your own daughters ready?”
Glass Slipper Filled with Ashes
On the night of my wedding, the Queen ordered her guards to pin me down and force those Glass Slippers back onto my bleeding feet. She said that if the shoes were not sated by my blood before the thirteenth bell toll of midnight, she would carve out my heart to feed the mirror. The entire hall waited for me to become a Princess Consort, but only the groom, Su Zhichuan, leaned in and whispered into my ear, his voice trembling and hoarse. He said, “Don’t believe in fairy tales. Kill me before dawn, or you’ll be the one who dies.”