Family Conflict
Mother’s Death List
While sorting through my mother’s belongings, I found a crumpled notebook tucked under her pillow.
Four words were scrawled unevenly across the title page: “The Kill List.”
The first name on the list was the obstetrician who had delivered me.
The date noted beside it was the day I was born.
The second name was my father’s.
The date was the day he died in a mining accident.
The third name belonged to a stranger.
The date noted was yesterday.
The police told me that this person really did die yesterday, but my mother was buried over a month ago.
My Brother Became a Live-in Son-in-Law
My older brother was eighteen when he was married off as a live-in son-in-law to my sister-in-law.
My sister-in-law said that if he gave her a child, she’d reward him by letting him continue his studies.
Later, the day my brother passed the imperial exam, Father still refused to give up and asked,
“Son, now can my grandson change his surname back to mine?”
My Brother’s Girlfriend
I died of a sudden asthma attack while being bullied.
My family sent my bruised and battered body straight to the incinerator; no one went to my school to demand justice for me.
Later, my brother started dating the girl who bullied me.
He turned her into the blade he would use to avenge me.
My Dad Really Is the Richest Man
To win Jiang Bai over, I, a spoiled little princess with a monthly allowance of hundreds of thousands, spent three whole years pretending to be dirt poor.
All just so I could mooch meals and drinks off him.
But now his “white moonlight” has suddenly returned, and she even had the nerve to mock me for being a broke loser.
Fine! Great! You want to see who’s richer?
I’m done pretending!
My Dad Took Me to Rebel
My father successfully overthrew the throne, and he didn’t know how best to gloat:
“The Deposed Emperor still has his charms, and the Former Crown Prince is quite the beauty. I bestow them both upon my daughter!”
The father and son were so enraged they spat blood.
I was even more agitated: “Why give them to me? Give them a death sentence!”
My Ghost Friend
Everyone knew that Fu Shengchao, the titan of the Beijing Circle, loved his wife more than life itself.
On the day she died in a car accident, his hair turned white overnight.
From then on, he grew more and more violent, and his relationship with his son became increasingly distant.
Father and son ended up treating each other like enemies.
Later, Fu Shengchao finally relented and agreed to find his son a stepmother.
I was among the candidates.
When our cooking skills were tested, everyone else presented delicacies fit for a banquet. I served a plate of stinky tofu.
When our talents were tested, everyone else showed off music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I performed a set of tai chi.
When our knowledge of Fu Shengchao was tested, everyone else praised his abilities and glorious past achievements.
I leaned in and said, “CEO Fu, you have a mole on your left butt cheek.”
Fu Shengchao: “…”
That very night, I was kept behind.
Fu Shengchao pressed a gun to my temple, his expression cold.
“Talk. Who sent you?”
I dropped to my knees at once, but my eyes darted to the side.
Over there, a female ghost who had been dead for ten years was flying around in a panic. “That shouldn’t have happened! Everything I taught you was right!”
Bullshit! She also said her husband was cold on the outside but kind on the inside, and easy to coax!
My Husband Named Our Daughter After His Ex
The moment our daughter was born, my husband immediately named her Xingyue.
He looked at me gently and said, “From now on, you and Xingyue are my most precious treasures in this world.”
I was so touched-until one day, I discovered something.
His ex-girlfriend’s name was also Xingyue.
My Husband’s Calculated Affair
Discovering my husband’s affair was a trivial matter.
At a dinner with friends, he, who had always been aloof, suddenly took the initiative to serve food to everyone at the table.
Later.
I heard him softly reciting a line from Roman Holiday in the study.
“In order to shake your hand, I shook hands with everyone.”
Ha!
My Mother’s Leather Handbook
Mom had a Leather Handbook that recorded every woman Dad kept on the side.
One of them, Aunt Wei, was marked in particular.
In Mom’s delicate handwriting, she had written: This is the little toy I’m leaving you. Enjoy this life to your heart’s content, my daughter.
After Mom died, that woman buzzed into my life like a fly.
And I swatted her straight down into hell.
My Wife Doesn’t Want Me Anymore
My wife suddenly wanted to check my phone.
I wasn’t nervous at all.
Until she sent a message in the Brothers Group.
“Guys, guess which girl I’m with right now?”