Family Conflict
Safe and Sound
On the second day of the tenth lunar month, the great warlord Lu Zhi took a second concubine: Song Anran, the youngest daughter of the chairman of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce.
Lu Zhi had made a name for himself in recent years.
He had won battle after battle, commanded a formidable army, and wielded immense power—but surely not so much that the chairman of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce would deliver his own daughter to him as a concubine.
Oh, but it was.
My father did exactly that.
Scapegoat
A year ago, on a whim, I told my wife a story.
Because the content was bizarre and the details were too realistic, she was scared out of her wits.
Afterwards, I deeply regretted it and emphasized countless times that the story was made up. But her trust in me had already collapsed, and the look in her eyes was filled with fear.
That night, she ran into the bathroom, locked the door, and called the police.
As a result, I ended up in jail.
Now, I am sorting out the whole incident as follows.
Scattered Clouds
I am the most pathetic Marchioness in all of the capital.
Marquis Jing’an married me for one reason only: I was honest, kind, and easy to manipulate.
Before our wedding, he told me quite bluntly, without a shred of hesitation:
“As long as you treat my beloved Concubine Bai well once you enter my home, and as long as you don’t get jealous or pick fights with her, I will grant you the dignity and status you deserve.”
For the sake of my family, I had no choice but to marry him.
From then on, whenever Concubine Bai sat, I stood.
When Concubine Bai ate meat, I drank the broth.
Whenever rewards arrived from the palace, Concubine Bai got first pick; I only received whatever she didn’t want.
I thought Marquis Jing’an was satisfied with my performance over the years, yet when I prepared to leave, he blocked the doorway, his hands trembling.
“You are my wife! You aren’t going anywhere!”
Me: “?”
I’m literally making room for your sweetheart!
Secretly Replacing My Husband’s Lube with 502
I found a bottle of women’s lubricant in my husband’s bag.
I didn’t argue or make a scene.
I quietly replaced it with a bottle of 502 super glue.
At 2 a.m., the new postpartum nanny was taken to the emergency room.
Seeing the Starlight
On the eve of our wedding, I discovered a spreadsheet on Ji Qing’s computer.
It was filled with information about every girl he had ever dated.
In my column, it read: [Law-abiding and dutiful; suitable for marriage.]
Meanwhile, the entry for his first love read: [You are a bird of the air; you should fly proudly toward the horizon.]
He once said he would never marry her.
Because being his wife meant laboring over three meals a day, raising children, and serving one’s in-laws.
He couldn’t bear to subject her to that.
I didn’t argue, and I didn’t make a scene.
The next day, I went back to the television station.
Ji Qing didn’t know that I had a form of my own.
It was an application for a transfer to Africa to serve as a war correspondent.
The person I truly love is still there.
I’m going to find him and bring him back.
Shadows of the Republic
My mother was exquisitely beautiful.
But during the years my father studied abroad, another man kept her in his power and abused her.
On the day Father returned, he stumbled upon what was happening.
I thought he would be horrified.
Furious.
Instead, he merely closed the bedroom door.
And heartlessly shut my mother inside with her humiliation and her tears.
Sister is Mighty
After my elder sister learned she was a false heiress,
she disguised herself as a man and went out drinking at a pleasure house to drown her sorrows.
Who could have known she would accidentally enter the wrong room?
There, she spent a night of passion with Zhou Huaixu, who had come to investigate a case.
Zhou Huaixu had been drugged. His mind was hazy, and he did not know who the woman from the night before had been.
He only remembered that she said she came from the Qinghe Cui Clan.
The Zhou Family was known for its upright traditions, and Zhou Huaixu soon came to propose marriage.
But by then, my elder sister had already left.
As it happened, I had gone looking for her that night and did not return to the estate until dawn.
He mistook me for my elder sister and married me.
It was not until our wedding night that he realized he had the wrong person.
Filled with regret, he blamed me. “If you hadn’t been so vague, how could I have married you?”
Zhou Huaixu treated me with the utmost coldness, yet in bed, he showed me no mercy at all.
When I cried and begged him, he only covered my face and sneered, “She would never be as frivolous and lowly as you.”
Then I was reborn on the day Zhou Huaixu came to propose.
I spoke softly. “That night, I went to bed early and never left the estate.”
Sleeping In Beats Household Scheming
After I transmigrated into a household-intrigue novel…
My mother-in-law demanded that I follow the rules and get up early to serve her tea.
I couldn’t get up. So that very night, I slipped her a sleeping pill.
Then I made sure she slept in with me until the sun was high in the sky.
I thought I was going to be severely punished.
But then floating comments appeared before my eyes: [Haha, this is the first time in decades that Madam Qin has slept this long. She’s feeling refreshed and in a great mood right now.]
[She never got enough sleep before. No wonder she had such a bad temper.]
[Modern technology really is amazing. It directly eased the insomnia and anxiety that Madam Qin spent a fortune trying and failing to cure for years.]
[The female lead really stumbled right into Madam Qin’s heart by accident.]
Me: ? Is this how it’s supposed to go?
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.
Soaring Crane
When I married Pei Miao, everyone praised our union as a match made in heaven. Our honeymoon bliss lasted less than three months before I discovered he had a soulmate. Pei Miao cherished and adored her, even setting up a private residence for her outside our home. When I confronted him, he coldly rebuked me: jealousy was unbecoming of a virtuous wife. So I learned to be magnanimous, until I too stepped beyond the boundaries of marriage and forced him to taste the same pain he had given me.