Family Conflict
Secretly Replacing My Husband’s Lube with 502
I found a bottle of women’s lubricant in my husband’s bag.
I didn’t argue or make a scene.
I quietly replaced it with a bottle of 502 super glue.
At 2 a.m., the new postpartum nanny was taken to the emergency room.
Seeing the Starlight
On the eve of our wedding, I discovered a spreadsheet on Ji Qing’s computer.
It was filled with information about every girl he had ever dated.
In my column, it read: [Law-abiding and dutiful; suitable for marriage.]
Meanwhile, the entry for his first love read: [You are a bird of the air; you should fly proudly toward the horizon.]
He once said he would never marry her.
Because being his wife meant laboring over three meals a day, raising children, and serving one’s in-laws.
He couldn’t bear to subject her to that.
I didn’t argue, and I didn’t make a scene.
The next day, I went back to the television station.
Ji Qing didn’t know that I had a form of my own.
It was an application for a transfer to Africa to serve as a war correspondent.
The person I truly love is still there.
I’m going to find him and bring him back.
Sister is Mighty
After my elder sister learned she was a false heiress,
she disguised herself as a man and went out drinking at a pleasure house to drown her sorrows.
Who could have known she would accidentally enter the wrong room?
There, she spent a night of passion with Zhou Huaixu, who had come to investigate a case.
Zhou Huaixu had been drugged. His mind was hazy, and he did not know who the woman from the night before had been.
He only remembered that she said she came from the Qinghe Cui Clan.
The Zhou Family was known for its upright traditions, and Zhou Huaixu soon came to propose marriage.
But by then, my elder sister had already left.
As it happened, I had gone looking for her that night and did not return to the estate until dawn.
He mistook me for my elder sister and married me.
It was not until our wedding night that he realized he had the wrong person.
Filled with regret, he blamed me. “If you hadn’t been so vague, how could I have married you?”
Zhou Huaixu treated me with the utmost coldness, yet in bed, he showed me no mercy at all.
When I cried and begged him, he only covered my face and sneered, “She would never be as frivolous and lowly as you.”
Then I was reborn on the day Zhou Huaixu came to propose.
I spoke softly. “That night, I went to bed early and never left the estate.”
Sleeping In Beats Household Scheming
After I transmigrated into a household-intrigue novel…
My mother-in-law demanded that I follow the rules and get up early to serve her tea.
I couldn’t get up. So that very night, I slipped her a sleeping pill.
Then I made sure she slept in with me until the sun was high in the sky.
I thought I was going to be severely punished.
But then floating comments appeared before my eyes: [Haha, this is the first time in decades that Madam Qin has slept this long. She’s feeling refreshed and in a great mood right now.]
[She never got enough sleep before. No wonder she had such a bad temper.]
[Modern technology really is amazing. It directly eased the insomnia and anxiety that Madam Qin spent a fortune trying and failing to cure for years.]
[The female lead really stumbled right into Madam Qin’s heart by accident.]
Me: ? Is this how it’s supposed to go?
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.
Soaring Crane
When I married Pei Miao, everyone praised our union as a match made in heaven. Our honeymoon bliss lasted less than three months before I discovered he had a soulmate. Pei Miao cherished and adored her, even setting up a private residence for her outside our home. When I confronted him, he coldly rebuked me: jealousy was unbecoming of a virtuous wife. So I learned to be magnanimous, until I too stepped beyond the boundaries of marriage and forced him to taste the same pain he had given me.
Spring Without Rain
My father had many illegitimate daughters.
Some were brilliantly talented, some were gifted in song and dance, and others possessed breathtaking beauty.
He scoured the world for beauties, siring one little belle after another.
Among them all, his favorite was Xidai.
Consequently, she was the one I hated most.
“She is the most beautiful and has a timid nature. She’ll be the safest choice to accompany you when you marry into the Wang Family,”
Father said, “I am not being partial; I am doing this for your own good.”
But I thought to myself: his actions did not match his words.
Sweet Plum
When my Adoptive Father first saw me, I was eating a bowl of spoiled rice.
Hungry flies were fighting me for the food, and I couldn’t even spare a hand to shoo them away.
Later, he took me home. He threw me a party for my seventh birthday.
He said, “Xiao Jue, today is your new beginning. From now on, this day will be your birthday every year.”
Everyone smiled at me. Only my Adoptive Mother roared after the banquet had ended, “She’s your illegitimate daughter, isn’t she?”
Tempting the Husband
Second Young Master Xie was a notorious wastrel.
I lived under the Xie Family’s roof and bent over backward to please him, yet he looked down on me all the same.
He thought I was trying to climb my way up by clinging to him, and sneered at me.
“With looks like hers, I wouldn’t take her even as a concubine.”
Then his mother took him by the arm and told him to call me sister-in-law.
“This son of mine is the only one I still worry about. Thank goodness I have you to help me look after him.”
That night, he climbed over the wall and pinned me into a corner, asking in a coaxing voice, “If I become your concubine instead… will you take me?”
That Awesome Girl!
The villain was rich, but depressed.
I was poor, and worse, I was the heroine of an angst novel.
My parents were destined to die, leaving me and my grandmother to depend on each other.
Then, when Grandma fell seriously ill, I would have no choice but to grovel at the male lead’s feet.
He would torment me physically and emotionally, lock me up, make me miscarry, and in the end, I would die in despair.
Only then would he be filled with regret.
I figured all of it came down to being broke, so I decided to throw my lot in with the villain.
I found the villain quietly slitting his wrists and, fighting off the dizziness from low blood sugar, tried to talk him down.
“I’m not here to stop you. I just wanted to discuss whether you could maybe die a little later.”
“You don’t want your assets to go to your dad’s illegitimate son, do you? Are you really okay with them inheriting your money, buying yachts and private jets, and traveling the world?”
“All you have to do is hold on for a few more years. Then you’ll found your own company, become the new darling of the tech industry, and multiply your wealth more than tenfold.”
“I’ll help you take a shortcut. When the time comes, give me a cut, and I’ll help you get rid of Xie Xun.”
The villain’s eyes lit up, but he still looked disdainful.
“You?”
“Be grateful. Besides me, who else is on your side? Your dad? Your mom?”
That stabbed the villain right where it hurt.
Because he was an orphan with both parents still alive.