Family Conflict
Three Brocade Pouches
Before my grandmother passed away, she left me three brocade pouches.
“On the seventh day after my death, give these to the seventh person who offers incense.”
On the day of the funeral, I followed her instructions to the letter. When the man who received them opened the brocade pouch, his face turned pale with terror, and he fled in a panic.
It wasn’t until later that I learned the man was a rapist and a murderer.
He had intended to target me that very night.
The first brocade pouch was filled with his criminal record.
She told me to open the second brocade pouch before I got married and consummated the union.
This time, the brocade pouch felt very thin.
Inside, there was only one word.
“RUN!!!”
Rule Bizarreness: Happy Death Anniversary to My Family
Jiang Li starts in hell, in a mental hospital, her money embezzled by her stepmother, and her boyfriend taken away by her stepsister. Now, she is unexpectedly caught up in a supernatural side quest, confronting the bizarre head-on…
A strange voice filled with malice says: “Please select the most important thing in your life.”
With sincere eyes, Jiang Li replies, “Family! Without them, there would be no me now!”
“Now officially entering the first side quest: Horror Anniversary. The mortality rate is extremely high, please prepare, chosen one.”
In the side quest, there are sounds of meat being chopped in the middle of the night, a toilet constantly flushing, and a long-haired woman hiding under the bed…
Is it a rhythm to kill? Hah, Jiang Li laughs instead of being scared. She doesn’t know if she will die, but they are definitely doomed. Facing the big screen, Jiang Li gently makes a “shh” gesture to her family. “My dear family, I wish you—Happy Death Anniversary.”
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
The Seven-Year Lie
On our seventh wedding anniversary, I found the plane tickets hidden in the drawer by Lin Yuezhou.
I thought he was planning a surprise for me, but when evening came, all I got was a sentence: he was going on a business trip.
Unable to sleep, I scrolled through social media and saw his first love’s post:
[Eighteen-year-old wish list-Go to Iceland with the one I love most to see the aurora. Today, it finally came true!]
The photo showed her kissing Lin Yuezhou under the northern lights.
I didn’t cry, nor did I message him to question anything.
After chasing after him for so many years, I’m truly exhausted.
The Price of Love
At the class reunion, my ex-boyfriend held his fiancée close as he announced their wedding date.
I snapped a photo and prepared to send it to his mother with the caption: “They look like a perfect match. Congratulations on finally getting what you wanted.”
Just as I was about to hit send, someone grabbed my wrist in a crushing grip.
“Oh? Still in touch with my mother?” He stared down at me, his expression dark and predatory. “What’s the matter? Didn’t you squeeze enough money out of her the first time?”
The surrounding room fell deathly silent. My face turned pale as I looked up.
I hadn’t even noticed when the music had stopped.
I had become the center of attention.
Love on the Cliff
Because he was poor, Zhou Jinyan never brought up the subject of marriage.
That was until the day I saw him casually open a bottle of wine that cost as much as my entire annual salary.
It turned out that being born into royalty and living a life of luxury was the true Zhou Jinyan.
His friend asked, “Aren’t you tired of playing the pauper after five years? When do you plan to come clean with her?”
Zhou Jinyan flicked his eyelids open with nonchalance. “On the day of the engagement, I suppose.”
I didn’t get hysterical. On the day of his engagement, I boarded a plane and crossed the ocean.
I later heard that on the day of his engagement,
He suddenly had a change of heart midway, driving back to an old rental apartment.
When he saw that the place was empty and I was gone, he completely lost his mind.
Seeing the Starlight
On the eve of our wedding, I discovered a spreadsheet on Ji Qing’s computer.
It was filled with information about every girl he had ever dated.
In my column, it read: [Law-abiding and dutiful; suitable for marriage.]
Meanwhile, the entry for his first love read: [You are a bird of the air; you should fly proudly toward the horizon.]
He once said he would never marry her.
Because being his wife meant laboring over three meals a day, raising children, and serving one’s in-laws.
He couldn’t bear to subject her to that.
I didn’t argue, and I didn’t make a scene.
The next day, I went back to the television station.
Ji Qing didn’t know that I had a form of my own.
It was an application for a transfer to Africa to serve as a war correspondent.
The person I truly love is still there.
I’m going to find him and bring him back.
The Younger Man I’m Not Supposed to Love
At thirty-five, I experienced a cliff-drop divorce.
In truth, it wasn’t entirely without warning.
I am a police officer and Liang Xu is a prosecutor; in the eyes of others, we were a match made in heaven.
Late one night, Liang Xu turned off the light, climbed into bed, and spoke slowly.
“I feel like my life right now is nothing more than a pool of stagnant water.”
After that, he changed careers to become a lawyer, specializing in litigation for the wealthy.
We changed houses, and we changed cars.
The day our son started elementary school, he asked me for a divorce.
“Even though we have sex once a week, it feels like a routine chore.
“Perhaps you should try someone else, too.”
And I really did.
But then Liang Xu lost control of his emotions, grabbing my shoulders and shaking me violently.
“You’re a cop and he’s a crook! Can you please wake up?!”
With a swift counter-move, I pinned his arm behind his back.
“I got used to drinking lukewarm water, so now I want to taste some strong liquor. He’s rich, handsome, and young-what could he possibly want from me other than myself?”
The Frog Princess
In the Fifth Year of Taiyuan, at the Start of Summer, a princess died in the Beiliang Royal Palace.
And a toad.
Anping was that unfortunate princess.
And I was that unfortunate toad.
Fortunately, since her death, I have become her.
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.