Exorcism

It is said that those who drowned will, on a night of torrential rain,

climb ashore, step by step.

Soaked to the bone, their faces dark and sullen, they stand before your door.

“Knock, knock, knock-”

“Open the door, hurry, I’m back.”

My roommate told me that every night, a Ghost kissed her.

I laughed and said she was having nightmares.

The next day, my roommate committed suicide.

That night, I felt someone kissing me.

I had my tendons severed and was buried alive in a coffin by my fiancée, but she didn’t know-I possess the King of Hell Fate!

[Folk Horror, Feng Shui, Talismanic Symbols, Incense Offerings]

Feng Shui physiognomy, skin-painting soul summoning, walking the underworld and corpse driving, solitary sorcery and head-lowering, Yin tattoos and talismanic inscriptions, string puppetry, wax-sealed Red Door,

Dogs digging pits on Grave Mound Ridge, ghosts feasting in the River God Temple, the Five Thunder Righteous Method dispelling filth, Fox, Weasel, White Snake, and Willow summoning Daoist soldiers,

Paper effigies never lit for the living, cobblers forging stitched-skin needles, Miaojiang Gu Raising, Southeast Asian Little Ghost Raising…

Encounter a Ghost Knock at night? Don’t be afraid – call your neighbor out to collect a ‘lunch box’ (a euphemism for death).

Meet a Fierce Ghost demanding ‘death money’ at a crossroads? Just toss the money into the Buddha’s Merit Box.

The Ghost King disguises himself as a deliveryman to kill at random – but the delivery’s destination turns out to be an Ancestor’s secluded retreat on Mount Longhu.

Li Yi, transported to a supernatural world, awakens the Anti-Cliché Celestial Master Livestream System. From then on, the world gains a Celestial Master with an unusually quirky mind and shockingly ruthless methods.