Demons
The Salted Fish She Flirts With the Demon Emperor
[Silly Female Lead X Psychotic Male Lead, a fantasy comedy ride-welcome aboard!]
The Regent King of Dali is twisted in temperament, and also suffers from a serious illness.
Ye Piaoling receives a mission from the Silly System: collect the Regent King’s Four-piece Set, which are the four personal items of the Regent King!
A mask, a belt, and…
Ye Piaoling: “Such a dangerous mission-what reward do I get if I complete it?”
Silly System: “You can ascend to heaven on the spot!”
Ye Piaoling is delighted by this, and from then on, she pays little attention to the mission, making money with her left hand and cultivating with her right.
Whenever she meets the Regent King, she still casually reaches out: “Your Highness, if you lose this belt, will your pants fall down?”
Di Xiulan: “No. But your head will.”
So Ye Piaoling promptly pulls her hand back. Yet another day of not wanting to do the mission.
To motivate its lazy host, the System starts handing out rewards like crazy-hand grenades, electric scooters, you name it…
Ye Piaoling is once again tempted, and uses cheesy pick-up lines to successfully collect the Four-piece Set and ascends to heaven!
After ascending, she trembles and says: “No, the speed here is way too fast-let me off!”
Note: This story is a tangy, refreshing fantasy, not your traditional strong female lead, and everyone is a goofball.
The Perfect Wedding of the Witch and Vampire
I am a newly appointed NPC in a horror instance.
On the third night after successfully starting work as a Maid in the Ancient Castle,
I sneaked into the room of the instance Boss with a little tail trailing behind me.
The Vampire Boss, who had been waiting for a long time, had his shirt collar wide open, faintly revealing the metallic sheen of a chain underneath.
I raised my hand to cup his handsome face as he tried to lean in and kiss me, but I only rubbed noses with him affectionately:
“Darling, our secret has been discovered.”
“If you want a reward, you’ll have to deal with those rats first.”