Debts
The Sect Must Not Fall Today
The Sect Cannot Disband Today I was toiling away in the Accounts Office until the hour of the rat when a crisp notification suddenly rang out overhead.
“Ding! Detecting the imminent and simultaneous start of ‘The Stand-in Junior Sister’s Bitter Love,’ ‘The Yandere Junior Sister’s Imprisonment,’ ‘The Amnesiac Junior Sister’s Wife-Chasing Anguish Arc,’ and ‘The Salted Fish Junior Sister’s Flat Life.’
If no intervention occurs, the Guiyuan Sect will suffer a total collapse of its reputation due to a series of Love-Struck Mind incidents in three hundred days.
Its assets will be liquidated, and it will officially go bankrupt.” I looked down at the bright red debt of 1.03 million High-grade Spirit Stones recorded in the ledger.
Closing the book, I seriously wondered for the first time if the Heavenly Dao was specifically out to get me.
Insufficient Balance
“I’m sorry, ma’am, but this card has insufficient funds.”
I froze for a heartbeat before quickly handing over another one.
The red light flashed again.
“I’m sorry, this card is also declined.”
“…What?”
I steadied my breathing and dialed my husband’s number.
“Honey, haven’t you been paid yet? The baby is out of formula.”
His voice through the receiver was devoid of warmth.
“A household isn’t supported by one person alone. I expect you to learn how to be independent instead of living like some pathetic parasite.”
With those words, he declared war.
Fine.
Then let the hunt begin.
My Boyfriend’s Unfinished Wish
I caught COVID. When my fever hit 102 degrees, I saw my boyfriend.
But he’d been dead for years.
That meant what I was looking at was a ghost!
I held up the talisman on my chest and screamed, “Evil spirits, get the hell away from me!”
“What a powerful spell!” He clutched his chest, stumbling back step by step.
Then, with slow and exaggerated movements, he collapsed onto the floor.
“Oh no, I’m done for… I can’t go on…”
I stared at him. “Are you… mocking me?”
He stood right back up. “Haha, totally got you!”
I rolled my eyes.
It was definitely him.
My boyfriend had been just as much of a dork when he was alive.
His Moon
I transmigrated into a novel, but there was no such character as me in the story.
For seventeen years, I lived as a wealthy and beautiful heiress in the book.
Just when I was about to forget that I was someone who had transmigrated into a novel, the Story Management Bureau finally assigned me a task.