Cunning Protagonist
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
Jade Conquest
Pei Ling’an said he wanted to break off our engagement again.
This time, it was because I refused to give the golden hairpin I had won for my poetry to my younger cousin.
“The Shen Family has fallen. No matter which daughter I choose to marry, Shen Tongzhi wouldn’t dare say a single word against it.”
He rested his chin on his hand, looking at me with a faint, mocking smile. “Break the engagement, or give the hairpin to Yuchi. Shen Yusu, the choice is yours.”
Everyone was waiting for me to bow my head.
Just as I had done countless times before.
But this time, I only tightened my grip on the golden hairpin and said softly,
“Then let’s break the engagement.”
My Husband Is Dead, Mother
Twenty years into Wen Lishu’s widowhood, her bedridden mother-in-law reveals a secret: her husband faked his death and eloped with her sister.
Even the children Lishu raised supposedly belong to that treacherous pair.
The old woman expects despair, but Lishu calmly offers another spoonful of medicine.
Her husband really is dead—and his ashes have been in his mother’s medicine all along.
After Becoming a Concubine, I Drove My Whole Family Crazy
I was fighting someone in the street when Young Madam took a liking to me on the spot.
She gave me fifty taels of silver and asked if I was willing to become her husband’s concubine.
They say a debt of recognition should be repaid with one’s body. Fair enough.
But was this really the way to repay it?
Still, I was desperately short on silver, so I gritted my teeth and agreed.
Only after entering the manor did I learn that my husband was introverted, my mother-in-law was tyrannical, and my sister-in-law was insufferably arrogant.
Young Madam hadn’t bought me back to serve anyone at all.
She had brought me into this family to be King Yan.
Spilling Wine to Startle Spring
When the master hosts a banquet, he often has beautiful women serve wine.
If a guest refuses to drink, the beauty is executed on the spot.
Unluckily, I am that unfortunate beauty.
Tonight’s guest of honor is an aloof and distinguished scholar, Yan Xuan.
First cup: he complained the wine was cold and wouldn’t drink. A sword swung, a head fell.
Second cup: he complained the server was vulgar and wouldn’t drink. Blood splattered on the spot.
By the third cup, the serving maid pleaded pitifully, but his expression never changed.
Now it’s my turn to offer wine.
The swordsman beside me sharpened his blade ominously.
I raised my hand and splashed the wine across his face.
“Are you just asking for it?”
Lychee Cream
My elder sister loved sweets.
Every year, when lychee paste was sent from home, the first box was always hers.
As a child, I was greedy and stole a taste.
Mother frowned and said,
“Your sister is frail. Let her have it.”
Later, I kept giving way and giving way, until even my marriage was pushed behind hers.
When the Crown Prince came to consider a match, my elder sister disliked all the rules of the Eastern Palace and turned around to choose an Idle Prince instead.
So everyone’s eyes fell on me.
The Crown Prince said gently,
“The Second Young Lady will do as well.”
I married him.
After our wedding, he treated me well enough. It was just that every year, when lychee paste was presented as tribute, he would first send someone to deliver it to my sister’s residence.
I asked him about it once.
He smiled.
“Your sister loves this.”
“You’ve always been sensible. You won’t mind.”
Until, on his deathbed, he clutched my hand and suddenly called out my sister’s childhood name.
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to the day the Crown Prince came to consider a match.
Mother pushed me forward.
I took one step back and said softly,
“This subject’s daughter already has someone in her heart. I fear I am not blessed enough to enter the Eastern Palace.”
Bewitching the Emperor
My elder sister and I were twins, born of the same womb.
But an eminent monk declared that I was the reincarnation of a fox demon, and that one day I would become a Wicked Concubine who bewitched the sovereign.
My family concealed my identity and sent me to Fahua Temple to cultivate a pure heart in seclusion.
In the sixteenth year of my quiet practice,
I had almost forgotten I was a demon. I only wanted to be a good person.
But then the Empress, favored above all in the six palaces, had a dream. She dreamed that one day, a woman of the Shen Clan would steal her phoenix throne.
And so my elder sister, who was soon to be married, was taken by bandits and violated again and again before dying an innocent, miserable death.
I held her body in my arms and wept until I had no tears left.
Three months later, the emperor came up the mountain to pray for blessings. The moment he saw me, he fell in love.
He asked if I was willing to follow him back to the palace.
I thought,
That title of Calamitous Demon Concubine… I suppose I ought to make it true.
It Seems Only I’m Focused on Palace Intrigue
Ever since I was little, I was determined to become the Head of the Six Palaces.
So I married the Crown Prince and fought for the position of Empress, until I was only one step away from my goal.
All I had to do was outlive the sickly Empress currently sitting in that seat.
Of course, aside from the Empress, I still had other rivals: Consort De, Zhaoyi Zeng, Jieyu Yao…
Diligently, I crushed dissent. Conscientiously, I built my own faction. Day and night, I colluded with officials at court. One after another, I brought down every consort in the harem who dared stand against me, until at last I became the most powerful woman in the world.
I was selfish, calculating, and vicious.
But on his deathbed, the Emperor held my hand and said gently, “All these years, you worked hard.”
Banxia
In the eighteenth year after I transmigrated, I finally became a proper maidservant.
When Old Madam and Second Master quarreled, I was the one who stepped in to smooth things over.
I knelt on the floor, clinging to Second Master’s leg, and begged him not to say things in anger.
Second Master pinched my chin and sneered. “I know Third Brother has his eye on you. But I insist on making you my concubine. Even if he finds out, what of it?”
Of course Third Master would not do anything to Second Master.
He would only kill me without a word.
I belonged to Third Master. He would rather have me dead than defiled.
In their eyes, I was a maidservant, a plaything to be fought over and snatched around.
The Waxing and Waning Moon
Ruan Yueying was born into the Ruan Clan of Chenliu. By all rights, she should have become the Crown Princess, but because Crown Prince Gu Ming insisted on marrying Qin Yunnong, she was made a Side Consort instead. In the Eastern Palace, she formed a brief yet precious bond with Qin Yunnong and Hu Mianmian. But after a wedding night spun out of control, and amid the pull of power, desire, and love, she was forced into the schemes of the deep palace. Hu Mianmian withered away for love. Qin Yunnong, desperate to protect her own love, grew more ruthless with every step. And through loss and revenge, Ruan Yueying rose to the position of empress. Years later, she possessed honor, children, and power, yet remained forever trapped in the waxing and waning of that moon-until, on her deathbed, she finally spoke to the emperor of the clearest hatred and deepest regret of her life.