Confident Protagonist
Crossing Qinghuan
The man I was to marry was a young general who had lost the use of his legs.
Rumor had it that he suffered from an unspeakable ailment and didn’t have long to live.
Later, behind the bed curtains, I discovered just how vigorous he truly was. Face burning, I shouted, “Stop bullying me!”
The man laughed hoarsely and caught my hand. “Then how about Qingqing bullies me this time?”
Lychee Cream
My elder sister loved sweets.
Every year, when lychee paste was sent from home, the first box was always hers.
As a child, I was greedy and stole a taste.
Mother frowned and said,
“Your sister is frail. Let her have it.”
Later, I kept giving way and giving way, until even my marriage was pushed behind hers.
When the Crown Prince came to consider a match, my elder sister disliked all the rules of the Eastern Palace and turned around to choose an Idle Prince instead.
So everyone’s eyes fell on me.
The Crown Prince said gently,
“The Second Young Lady will do as well.”
I married him.
After our wedding, he treated me well enough. It was just that every year, when lychee paste was presented as tribute, he would first send someone to deliver it to my sister’s residence.
I asked him about it once.
He smiled.
“Your sister loves this.”
“You’ve always been sensible. You won’t mind.”
Until, on his deathbed, he clutched my hand and suddenly called out my sister’s childhood name.
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to the day the Crown Prince came to consider a match.
Mother pushed me forward.
I took one step back and said softly,
“This subject’s daughter already has someone in her heart. I fear I am not blessed enough to enter the Eastern Palace.”
Shao Wei
On April 27th, Shen Yichuan wished me a happy birthday.
I was silent for two seconds and nodded.
“I agree to the divorce.”
An awkward look crossed Shen Yichuan’s face.
“That’s not what I meant…”
He paused. “At least not today.”
I just said, “Mm.”
“Then take it as my return gift for your birthday.”
The Deaf and Mute Little Dog
I ended up sleeping with the deaf-mute college boy my husband and I had been sponsoring.
While my husband brought his secretary home and took her to bed, I was in the next room, tangled up endlessly with the boy he had sponsored.
He bit his lip, trying to hold back, his face flushed, his eyes hazy.
He typed on his phone and played it aloud through text-to-speech: “Stop! Please don’t touch me there!”
Neither of us expected the volume to be so loud that my husband in the next room heard it.