College/University
I Heard You Like Me
In the seventh year of having a crush on my childhood friend, encouraged by my best friend,
I carried flowers and a cake onto an overnight train to confess my feelings to him.
But on a basketball court roaring with noise and people,
I ran straight into the sight of the two of them kissing.
With his arm around my best friend, my childhood friend asked coldly, “What are you doing here? Can’t you see I’m busy?”
Disheveled and humiliated, I was just about to explain
when his roommate beside him let out a soft laugh. “My girlfriend came to bring me a cake. What’s it got to do with you?”
Ruyi’s Demon-Subduing Chronicles: The Dangkang
My rich, pretty roommate had a boyfriend who was five-foot-three, weighed 187 pounds, and always had a greasy shine on his face.
She guarded against me at every turn, terrified I had designs on him.
I told her her boyfriend was a pig, and she snapped that I was just calling the grapes sour because I couldn’t have them.
But what she didn’t know was that her boyfriend really was a pig.
Yiyi Wins Xie Yi
Today was the Qixi Festival, and the campus forum thread “How Are You Spending Today?” shot straight to the top of the discussion rankings.
The comments underneath were pure chaos.
On a sudden whim, I left one too.
“In Xie Yi’s arms.”
Then Xie Yi-the famously abstinent, untouchable teacher-replied to me.
“You said you’d be in my arms. Where are you?”
Me: ! ? ?
My Oblivious Boyfriend Is Green-Tea-Proof
My boyfriend’s manipulative junior had tried to steal him away from me one too many times. Finally, I reached my breaking point and gave him a piece of advice.
My boyfriend replied, “Got it.” The next day. The junior said, “Good morning, Senior! What a coincidence, seeing you here again.”
My boyfriend replied, “Good morning. I’m gay.” The junior: “?”
Don’t Mess with the Action Faction
My brother went on a trip with a few friends.
Mom told me to video-call him and check in.
The call connected, and the screen filled with a man’s bare upper body, his pecs on full display.
He rubbed his hair with a towel and said casually, as if it were the most natural thing in the world,
“Your brother’s taking a shower in the room next door. His charging cable broke, so his phone’s charging over here with me.”
I stared at the image on the screen, unable to snap out of it for a long moment.
Then that fair, handsome face suddenly leaned closer to the camera, a wicked smile curving his lips.
“Am I that good-looking? Want to see for yourself in person sometime?”
Surrender
During the first week of the semester, I frequently dreamed of two men. Both of them claimed to be my boyfriend.
I woke up every morning with my entire body aching, so I went to see a psychiatrist.
“It’s just too much stress. Don’t be nervous.”
He gave me a mild smile and prescribed some medication. “Take these, and you’ll fall asleep much earlier.”
Later, I realized the dreams were only getting longer.
In the dream, the other man pinned my hands down and chuckled.
“I told you to keep the dosage small. If it lasts too long, she won’t be able to handle it.”
The Tomb Owner
I was livestreaming in the Dormitory when viewers noticed that the Ceiling was leaking.
Everyone urged me to call a School Worker to fix it, but there was one Danmaku that said:
“This Dormitory is a Coffin Room. No one who lives here can leave alive.”
My Darling
During the year of our purest love, Chen Ming and I shared a kiss in front of everyone when we won the Zhengfa Cup debate competition.
But later, when our son was diagnosed with autism, we both came to regret it.
After ten years of love, the wear and tear of life had transformed us from a match made in heaven into a pair of bitter rivals.
Time skipped forward to our son’s fifth birthday.
Chen Ming and I were in the car, arguing once again over our child’s illness.
Right in front of our son, we cursed each other, screaming for the other to drop dead.
The next second, an out-of-control heavy truck barreled toward us.
Chen Ming went against his instincts and jerked the steering wheel to the right, but the violent impact swallowed all the shouting and cursing anyway.
When I woke up again, we were back on the day we won the Zhengfa Cup.
This time, facing a stadium full of cheering and jeering, we pretended we barely knew each other.
The Earth Master Girl and the Ghost Castle
[Does Chinese Taoist magic work on foreign ghosts?]
[I have no idea. I’m on my way to a cemetery castle right now. I’ll let you all know when I get back.]
My reply to the post was voted to the top of the comments.
Everyone said I was bragging, but what they didn’t know was that I am the sole Earth Master successor.
And the thing inside that British Castle is far more terrifying than any ghost.
Don’t Contact the Strange Number from Your Dream
Should you take the initiative to add a stranger’s number that you saw in a dream?
Absolutely not!
Because you’ll never be able to guess what might be on the other end!