College/University
My Oblivious Boyfriend Is Green-Tea-Proof
My boyfriend’s manipulative junior had tried to steal him away from me one too many times. Finally, I reached my breaking point and gave him a piece of advice.
My boyfriend replied, “Got it.” The next day. The junior said, “Good morning, Senior! What a coincidence, seeing you here again.”
My boyfriend replied, “Good morning. I’m gay.” The junior: “?”
Away from Love
The woman who lived across from us was beautiful, with a captivating, mature allure.
Every man in the building was bewitched by her. Only my husband scoffed.
But when the elevator suddenly plunged,
he completely forgot about me and our daughter. He turned around and pulled her tightly into his arms.
So tightly it was as if he wanted to press her into his own body.
The Professor Is Too Gentle
On the night I married Lu Boya, my buddies warned me, “Professor Lu is a refined scholar with a delicate constitution. You’d better be gentle with him!”
I gave them a ferocious grin. “Gentle? Not happening. This lady has plenty of strength-and plenty of tricks!”
The next day, my voice was hoarse and my eyes were swollen as I shouted at Lu Boya, who stood there in a crisp suit and gold-rimmed glasses.
“Liar!”
Refined scholar? Delicate constitution? All lies!
Surrender
During the first week of the semester, I frequently dreamed of two men. Both of them claimed to be my boyfriend.
I woke up every morning with my entire body aching, so I went to see a psychiatrist.
“It’s just too much stress. Don’t be nervous.”
He gave me a mild smile and prescribed some medication. “Take these, and you’ll fall asleep much earlier.”
Later, I realized the dreams were only getting longer.
In the dream, the other man pinned my hands down and chuckled.
“I told you to keep the dosage small. If it lasts too long, she won’t be able to handle it.”
No Returns Accepted
My husband absolutely loathed his new graduate student.
He even went so far as to cause a scene in front of the Dean, demanding that she be transferred to another research group.
He claimed she was morally corrupt and a disgrace to academia.
That was, until the fire alarm went off. His custom-made suit was soaked through as he draped it over her head.
He pushed past me, carrying her in his arms like a princess as he rushed down the stairs.
After I Got Recommended from the Heartless Path to the Joyful Union Sect
I ranked first in GPA on the Heartless Path, but for my postgraduate recommendation, I chose the Joyful Union Sect.
The Eldest Senior Brother of the Joyful Union Sect panicked.
“What? The highest-difficulty graduation project has become our Little Junior Sister?”
My Second Junior Brother of the Heartless Path also panicked.
“It’s over. Is my freakishly strong Eldest Senior Sister coming back to conquer me?”
Tremble, Cultivation World!
The Professor Is Too Gentle Ⅱ
Chapter 0
Even now, the fact that I ended up on a blind date with a university professor still feels completely surreal.
I have a car, a house, money… The only thing I lack is education. He has a car, a house, money… and an education!
So what exactly does he see in me?
My Darling
During the year of our purest love, Chen Ming and I shared a kiss in front of everyone when we won the Zhengfa Cup debate competition.
But later, when our son was diagnosed with autism, we both came to regret it.
After ten years of love, the wear and tear of life had transformed us from a match made in heaven into a pair of bitter rivals.
Time skipped forward to our son’s fifth birthday.
Chen Ming and I were in the car, arguing once again over our child’s illness.
Right in front of our son, we cursed each other, screaming for the other to drop dead.
The next second, an out-of-control heavy truck barreled toward us.
Chen Ming went against his instincts and jerked the steering wheel to the right, but the violent impact swallowed all the shouting and cursing anyway.
When I woke up again, we were back on the day we won the Zhengfa Cup.
This time, facing a stadium full of cheering and jeering, we pretended we barely knew each other.
The Earth Master Girl: Construction Site Strange Tales
A friend of mine was developing a residential complex for a real estate company in Xi’an when they discovered an ancient tomb. To avoid delaying construction, they chose to cover it up and report nothing. But none of them expected that someone would write a line on the wall of the work shed in red pen. Rules of the corpse-nurturing ground: 1. Do not feed the corpses raw meat. 2. If you see a child under the age of ten, close your eyes immediately. 3. Eat the rats.
The Earth Master Girl and the Ghost Castle
[Does Chinese Taoist magic work on foreign ghosts?]
[I have no idea. I’m on my way to a cemetery castle right now. I’ll let you all know when I get back.]
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Everyone said I was bragging, but what they didn’t know was that I am the sole Earth Master successor.
And the thing inside that British Castle is far more terrifying than any ghost.