Cohabitation
After Filming a BL Drama with a Top Star
As a washed-up actor with no buzz to my name,
I decided to take the plunge and shoot a BL drama for the traffic.
When I saw that my fanservice partner was Xi Sheng, I was dumbfounded.
“You’re a top-tier star. Why are you taking the plunge?”
Later, he held me in his arms, took his time teasing me, and bit my ear with a soft laugh.
“For this.”
After Putting Away My Acting, My Husband in an Arranged Marriage Panics
I was born to perform.
When I discovered that my husband from a marriage of convenience was only cold and aloof on the surface-and insatiable underneath-I helped myself to the feast.
I loved watching still waters ripple endlessly under my touch.
But I seemed to have taken the act a little too far. It wasn’t just in bed that I clung to him. I lost control outside the bedroom too.
One day, when I brought lunch to his office again, I overheard his friend teasing him.
“Who was it that said this was just a business arrangement and you’d get divorced after three months? Now you go home at six thirty sharp every day. Aren’t you sick of it?”
After a few seconds of silence, Qin Xian answered.
“I am.”
I stood outside the door, staring down at the lunchbox in my hands.
So his workday didn’t actually end at ten thirty. It ended at six thirty.
I decided it was time to rein in my urge to perform.
I remained endlessly enthusiastic in bed, but I never initiated another message to him.
On the day our contract expired, I cheerfully handed him the divorce papers. Qin Xian’s eyes instantly darkened.
“All this time, did you see me as your husband-or as a vibrator?”
After the Oblivious Supporting Character Started an Online Romance
My online boyfriend had an insanely attractive voice.
Every night, I hid under my covers and talked to him on the phone.
He indulged my every request, and his voice was so seductive it could practically get me pregnant on the spot.
Afraid my male roommate might overhear, I asked my online boyfriend to lower his voice.
That was when a comment feed suddenly appeared before my eyes.
[How can the supporting female character be this oblivious? She has no idea her online boyfriend is the obsessive male lead she lives with.]
[She really went and provoked him. She’ll have plenty of reasons to cry later.]
[She’s only chatting with him as a stand-in for the heroine, though. She’d better run before he finds out who she is, or it’ll be too late and he’ll…]
Terrified, I ended the call.
I stepped out of my room, intending to splash some water on my face and calm down.
Then, from the bathroom, I faintly heard a man’s voice trembling with restraint. “Baby, why did you hang up all of a sudden?”
After the School Heartthrob and My Cat’s Tail Were Synesthetically Linked
While I was playing with my cat’s tail, the B-king school heartthrob suddenly video-called me.
“Stop touching him.”
“That part of me… I think it has an Empathy Link with your cat’s tail.”
I didn’t understand, so I asked him, “What part?”
His face flushed scarlet. Abandoning all dignity, he simply tilted the camera downward.
Holy crap. Was I even allowed to see this for free?
Was he hiding a bottle of mineral water in his pants?
Ah Yan
On our wedding day, he left me alone at the venue and disappeared.
Four months pregnant, I called him again and again.
At first, he simply didn’t answer. Later, his phone was turned off completely.
Whispers began to rise around me.
“This is the first time I’ve ever seen a groom run away from his own wedding.”
“Shotgun marriages never involve decent people. No wonder he doesn’t want her.”
I stood in the wind, at a complete loss, trying over and over to reassure the guests as they left one after another.
All day long, I waited like a fool on that street corner. Even after everyone had gone, he still never appeared.
An auntie nearby muttered without thinking, “Jiang Shen looks like your father’s ex-wife’s son. Don’t tell me he came to get revenge on you.”
On the way back, those words kept echoing through my mind.
Lost and dazed, my car collided with a truck. My four-month-old child and I were buried beneath the wreckage.
An Open Secret
When we were kids, I told my childhood friend, “I like your best friend, but don’t tell him.”
Then came his best friend’s wedding.
I grabbed my childhood friend by the throat. “Wow, you really can keep a secret.”
He let out a cold scoff. “Say you like him one more time, and I’ll beat your ass.”
Bad Dog
The first time I met Li Shuyu…
He had black hair, black clothes, and black-rimmed glasses.
He looked ascetic and buttoned-up.
Only after spending some time with him did I realize just how wrong I had been.
This seemingly aloof man would take off his glasses at night,
put in his lip stud and tongue stud, and say thickly,
“Don’t tremble, jiejie.”
Butterfly Bones
My mom works as a housekeeper for Jiang Chuyi’s family, so I’ve lived in the Jiang Family home since I was little.
Jiang Chuyi is the model student in adults’ eyes.
Top grades, a good personality-he’s a child of heaven.
But the moment he took a knife and slit his own wrist-
I was the only one who saw it.
Don’t Mess with the Action Faction
My brother went on a trip with a few friends.
Mom told me to video-call him and check in.
The call connected, and the screen filled with a man’s bare upper body, his pecs on full display.
He rubbed his hair with a towel and said casually, as if it were the most natural thing in the world,
“Your brother’s taking a shower in the room next door. His charging cable broke, so his phone’s charging over here with me.”
I stared at the image on the screen, unable to snap out of it for a long moment.
Then that fair, handsome face suddenly leaned closer to the camera, a wicked smile curving his lips.
“Am I that good-looking? Want to see for yourself in person sometime?”
Green Grapes
When I was sixteen, the Zhou Family bought me to be a breeder for their lame son, Zhou Yuqing, to bear him children.
Though the agreement was for me to arrive in June, I reported to the Zhou Family in March.
I did this for two reasons: first, to save my own family some grain, and second, to leave a good impression on my future master.
But Zhou Yuqing despised me for being a country bumpkin and called me stupid.
He said I wasn’t nearly as delicate or pretty as Miss Su next door.
Even as he shared my bed, he looked down on me for being dirty.
“You must bathe four times with green jasmine and white champaca, then comb your hair with osmanthus oil. Miss Su uses osmanthus oil-have you got that through your head? ”
“If you serve me well next time, this young master might just grant you a formal title.”
I nodded, scrubbing myself with a loofah until I nearly rubbed my skin raw.
Suddenly, someone grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and hauled me, dripping wet, out of the tub.
It was Madam Liu, the broker who had sold me. She was in a frantic rush as she dragged my naked, fragrant body toward the door.
“Good heavens! It’s all wrong, all wrong! It wasn’t the Zhou Family who bought you-it was the Zou Family!”