Childhood Friends
The Wrong Teacup
When I walked in, the young nanny was debating the literary achievements of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song with my fiancé.
She got so worked up that she raised her hand and thumped him on the chest.
“You’re the one who’s wrong!”
The man was silent for two seconds before a low laugh slipped out.
“Mm. I’m wrong. You’re right.”
I stood behind them, looking down at the custom wedding invitation in my hand, suddenly at a loss. Because honestly…
I really did like this design.
Thorny Rose
When I was five, my father brought home a handsome deaf boy and made him my child husband.
I prided myself on being a progressive woman; since childhood, I always told people he was my brother. I never expected that, more than ten years later, one drunken night,
I slept with him – and forgot about it.
Tomorrow Will Be a Fine Day
The way I went from a Little Beggar to the Heir Apparent’s fiancée felt like a dream.
That day, I was crouched on the ground, gnawing on a coarse corn bun while watching two nobles argue.
They were like a pair of fighting roosters. It made for excellent dinner entertainment.
The Girl in Red sneered. “I would rather marry a fool or an idiot than ever marry a useless good-for-nothing like you!”
The Brocade-clad Youth roared back, “I would rather marry a chicken, marry a duck…” Halfway through, he pointed at me.
“I’d rather marry this Little Beggar than ever marry you!”
The Girl in Red looked at my dazed, foolish expression and laughed from sheer anger.
Her voice went taut as she said, “Fine! If you don’t marry her, you’re a cowardly bastard!”
Unfaithful
My five-year unrequited love has come to an end.
It ended because Shen Chen’s “white moonlight,” Su Yue, has returned.
Half a month ago, on the first day of autumn, I made some stewed pear soup to bring to Shen Chen.
Shen Chen smokes constantly and never listens when I tell him to stop, so I’ve made it a habit to prepare stewed pears with fritillary bulbs for him whenever the seasons change.
When I arrived, Shen Chen opened the door shirtless.
As the door swung wide, the air in the room smelled thick and suggestive. The scent of body wash clinging to him was the very one we had bought together.
I looked down and immediately spotted a pair of round-toed, mid-heel shoes. They were cute, yet they felt like an eyesore.
“Who is it?” a sweet, cloying female voice called out from the bedroom.
Shen Chen took the pear soup from my hands. His eyes were filled with guilt, but he prioritized his options in an instant.
“It’s just delivery.”
Vulgar Romance
I was pregnant.
But I only wanted the baby, not the baby’s father.
With my belly about to become impossible to hide, I simply blocked him.
The very next day, though, he showed up outside my apartment and stopped me at my door.
When I saw his gaze settle on the swell of my stomach, I played it cool.
“What are you staring at? I just gained weight.”
At that, he looked at me like I was an idiot.
“Don’t worry. I don’t need any child support, and I won’t use this baby as an excuse to bother you. All you need to do is disappear completely-”
Before I could finish, he cut me off. “No.” “I want this child too.”
Waiting for Your Gaze
On the day we got divorced, Song Zhiyuan and I nearly came to blows right there in the Civil Affairs Bureau. When the clerk asked for the reason behind the split, he had the audacity to claim he had seven girlfriends on the side. I laughed out of sheer frustration. Seven girlfriends? So you really don’t get a single day off all week, huh? I shot him a sideways glare. “Working seven days a week without a break-can your body even handle that?” Song Zhiyuan sneered. “You’re not my wife anymore. It’s none of your business whether I can handle it or not.” Beside us, the clerk actually gave him a thumbs-up. “A real man. Impressive!”
Wet Love
I found the secret crush diary of the gloomy top student.
[Today was the physics final. Rice Ball Classmate sat right in front of me. Her neck is so long and white; I really want to grab it and kiss her.]
[I dreamed about her dancing last night. Can I just lock her up and make her dance for me alone?]
[Rice Ball Classmate came to ask me a question today. Her hair kept brushing against my arm. It was so itchy I almost lost control.]
[That guy from the next class keeps coming to see her, and she actually smiles at him. I really want to dispose of his body and then lock her away.]
[I accidentally picked up Rice Ball Classmate and brought her home. I’m holding back so much I’m going crazy.]
[Saw Rice Ball Classmate eating ice cream. I’m using my mind to soul-travel into that ice cream.]
Reading this diary made my face flush and my heart race. I quickly put it back where I found it.
That top student usually looks so cold and aloof, like he has no desires. Who would have thought he was such a pervert behind closed doors?
This Rice Ball Classmate is way too pitiful.
Even after I returned to my seat, my heart was still pounding with lingering fear.
Just then, the top student, Shi Jianjin, walked over. “Meng, I bought an extra rice ball. Here, it’s for you.”
Huh?
Seeing my confused expression, Shi Jianjin casually flicked my forehead. “Don’t you always eat rice balls? Rice Ball Classmate.”
Rice Ball Classmate?
Me: ???
When a Fanfiction Writer Encounters the Real-Name System
I’m a fanfic writer with nearly a million followers on Big-Eyed Guy.
My OTP? A wildly popular young actress and a famous up-and-coming director.
Soon, self-media accounts across the entire internet would be required to register under their real names, and verified influencers with over a million followers would be the first batch to go public.
The moment I got wind of it, I deleted my account and ran.
Because I was that wildly popular young actress.
But netizens loved drama far too much to let it go. They started posting gossip threads across every major social media platform: Girl, who the hell are you?
Who Do I Really Love?
[Urban] + [Feel-good Story] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Rags to Riches] + [Love Polygon]
Love will always mislead the youth, but profit is the eternal ladder. After being abandoned by his ex, Wu Ai was enlightened. He turned the White Moonlight, the Peking University Talented Girl, the Childhood Sweetheart, the Top Heiress… all into living pieces on the chessboard of his career.
But why, when he stood atop the peak of wealth and looked back…
The women he once saw as stepping stones still remained behind him, loving him madly and passionately?
Who Is Laughing at My Mom
As the oldest unmarried young adult in my family, I had been suffering under the pressure to get married for years.
Eventually, I simply gave up fighting it.
My mom said she was so worried she could not sleep.
So I drove two hundred kilometers overnight, got home at three in the morning, stood by her bed, and pried her eyelids open.
My mom said everyone in the family was laughing at her because I refused to get married.
The next second, I tagged everyone in the family group chat:
[My mom says everyone is laughing at her because I won’t get married. I came to ask, who exactly is laughing at her? @everyone]
My cousin was the first to start a message chain:
[Your little cousin is not laughing at her.]
Then came an orderly line of replies:
[Auntie is not laughing at her.]
[Uncle is not laughing at her.]
[Second Cousin is not laughing at her.]
[Dad is not laughing at her.]
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