Childhood Friends
Safe and Sound
On the second day of the tenth lunar month, the great warlord Lu Zhi took a second concubine: Song Anran, the youngest daughter of the chairman of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce.
Lu Zhi had made a name for himself in recent years.
He had won battle after battle, commanded a formidable army, and wielded immense power—but surely not so much that the chairman of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce would deliver his own daughter to him as a concubine.
Oh, but it was.
My father did exactly that.
The Advantage of Being Next Door
A new neighbor moved in next door-a man who radiated a wild, untamed energy from head to toe.
He always came home late at night.
On the rare occasions I ran into him in the elevator, he was quiet and withdrawn, looking nothing like a decent guy.
Until one night, without the slightest warning, the water in my apartment cut off.
Halfway through my shower, I stood there in silence for a long moment before wrapping myself in a bathrobe and knocking on my neighbor’s door.
“Bro, can I borrow your bathroom?”
A Deity’s Wish
On my first day as the City Goddess, a half-grown boy came to offer me incense.
“Make my father meddle in my life less!”
So I kept his father busy with business, leaving him no time to press the boy to study.
Then his grandfather arrived, wielding an enormous sandalwood ruler.
After the beating, the boy limped back into my City God Temple.
I quietly poked my head out and saw him baring his teeth as he complained, “What a lousy deity!”
I could not stop myself from muttering, “I am not lousy.”
Listen, Flowers Bloom
After announcing his marriage at a concert, the top-tier singer suddenly broke down in tears.
It was because he had just received news of my death.
Zhou Yan. We met at six and said our goodbyes at twenty-four.
I never had the courage to tell you that I truly, deeply loved you.
Paranoid Star
Five years ago, I left Qi Tan in a fit of pique.
Later, after he won the Best Actor award, he stood at the Hundred Stars Awards Ceremony holding my photograph, pleading for help to find me. “My lover has been missing for a month,” he said. “Please, help me find her.”
But the news of my gruesome death had already broken countless times back in 2018. Qi Tan, however, had suffered a trauma-induced bout of amnesia, forgetting everything that happened after I died.
On the day his manager announced that Qi Tan was retiring from the industry indefinitely, the news of his suicide exploded across the headlines.