Childhood Friends
A Few Matters at the Princess Fengguo’s Mansion
My father rebelled, and I became the most honored legitimate princess.
No, wait-the Grand Tutor said it’s not rebellion.
How can it be rebellion when it’s the act of a founding emperor?
It was the descent of the Imperial Star, the gods and buddhas blessing the people, rescuing the masses from misery!
As the Grand Tutor taught, one should say:
The previous dynasty was tyrannical and unjust, the common people were in a living hell, suffering unbearably. My father the Emperor led a group of righteous men in uprising, successfully ended the chaotic times, and established the Great An Dynasty.
So I, an ordinary farmer’s wife in the previous dynasty, inexplicably became the one and only legitimate princess of the An Dynasty.
That’s right, I’m married, my husband is alive and well, I have both a son and a daughter, my life is happy and fulfilling, and for years I’ve topped the list of happiest young wives in the village.
Before becoming a princess, my biggest worry was that my son didn’t like meat and only ate vegetables, while my daughter didn’t like vegetables and only ate meat.
Now my biggest worry has become: being a legitimate princess and all that-I have no experience with it…
Second Aunt and Childhood Friend
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I climbed out of my childhood friend’s bed.
He lit a cigarette with careless ease.
“Leave through the back door in a bit. Don’t let my girlfriend see you.”
I froze. “You have a girlfriend? Since when?”
He curled his lips in a cold smile.
“None of your business.”
“You were the one who came on to me last night. I’m not taking responsibility.”
My expression turned indescribable.
“The person who slept with you last night wasn’t me…”
It was the cleaning lady from the guesthouse, who also happened to be his second uncle’s wife.
I had only come over to clean up the mess for them.
Jealous Husband and Resentful Ghost
On the day of the Flower-Viewing Banquet,
I accidentally spent a night of passion with Second Young Master Yan.
Forced to abandon my previous engagement, I was hastily married into Prince Yan’s Mansion.
I had thought such a noble household would be impossible to survive in.
Who would have guessed that after the wedding, my mother-in-law would be kind, my husband easy to coax, and my children sensible?
Aside from taking medicine, I never suffered any real hardship.
Comfortably and contentedly, I lived to the age of seventy-five.
On my deathbed, as I looked back on the past, I could not help but take Yan Zhao’s hand.
“In this life, you and I came together by a twist of fate, but it turned out rather well.”
“If there is a next life, would you be willing to be with me again…”
To my surprise, Yan Zhao’s face suddenly went cold.
“Shen Yao, if we could live this life over, you would still want to have an illicit affair with me without so much as a matchmaker?”
“What do you take me for? It is not as if I cannot live without you!”
Seriously?
We already had children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, yet he was still this resentful?
He should have said so sooner.
Then the husband I had known since childhood, the one who was supposed to marry into my family, would not have ended up leaving alone after I broke off the marriage.
He would not have died so young in a distant land.
Thinking of Rong Zhen, I grew even more melancholy.
There had been three perfectly good people. How had I ended up the only one to live a happy, peaceful life?
My eyelids grew heavier and heavier.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back at the Flower-Viewing Banquet.
Everyone’s Darling Thinks Everyone Hates Her
On the second day after learning that I was the impostor daughter, I finally lost control of my unhealthy obsession with my big brother.
I locked him in the basement, kissed him, and climbed all over him.
Then, during the day, I pretended nothing was wrong and helped the whole family search for their long-missing eldest son.
Like a rat in a sewer, I let myself sink deeper and deeper into a mire of despair.
An impostor daughter was unlikeable enough already.
Once they found out I was a pervert in love with her own brother, they would surely be disgusted by me too-wouldn’t they?
Then one day, my entire family began plotting right in front of me.
“Zhexue, your big brother has to appear at an international conference, so can I let him out for a little while?”
“Just half an hour. I promise we’ll lock him back up before you get home!”
Me: “?”
The Jasmine of My Heart
On my wedding day, a certain "ex-boyfriend" sent me a message.
"Do you know what you did wrong?
"If you do, we can get back together."
I stared blankly at my phone, then at the contact name on the chat: "8/12-Six-Pack, Great Dresser, Terrible Drinker."
I sank into thought.
"?"
When I did not reply for a long time, he sent another question mark.
"I'm getting married today."
After some thought, I decided it was best to be direct.
"How far along are you?" he replied at once.
"I've already changed into my reception dress," I answered honestly.
"It's time to go make the rounds and toast the guests."
A deep, mellow male voice sounded beside my ear.
With it came his scent-a cool, distant trace of bamboo mingled with the sea.
It was Lu Yuzhi, the man I had married.
"Okay."
I gave him a stiff smile and locked my phone the instant I heard his voice.
What I did not know was when he had come up behind me-or how much he had seen.
Lu Yuzhi and I were joined by a business marriage, not love.
Even so, no one would be happy to see their new spouse talking to someone of the opposite sex saved as "8/12-Six-Pack, Great Dresser, Terrible Drinker" on their wedding day.
Ah Ying
After my fiancé, Xie Zhao, left on a long journey, I wrote him two letters asking him to make a decision.
The first was about my stepsister, who wanted my betrothal goose and had been crying and throwing tantrums over it.
The second was about his younger brother, who had taken a fancy to me and was being far too attentive and far too hard to shake off.
Xie Zhao had never liked my meek, timid nature to begin with. He had always wanted to call off this engagement.
So on the very day I sent the second letter, he had an old man bring me a message:
“Since she wants it, just indulge her.
“She’s young and doesn’t know any better. Surely you do?”
W-who was he talking about?
Seeing that I suspected him of delivering the wrong message, the old man lost his temper too.
“From ancient times to now, I’ve heard of giving away a wife, but never of giving away a betrothal goose!
“Besides, Second Young Master Xie is half a month younger than your sister.
“He obviously means for you to marry someone else!”
The Wrong Teacup
When I walked in, the young nanny was debating the literary achievements of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song with my fiancé.
She got so worked up that she raised her hand and thumped him on the chest.
“You’re the one who’s wrong!”
The man was silent for two seconds before a low laugh slipped out.
“Mm. I’m wrong. You’re right.”
I stood behind them, looking down at the custom wedding invitation in my hand, suddenly at a loss. Because honestly…
I really did like this design.
Ah Shu
My elder sister once saved Prince Cheng in Yangzhou, back when he was afflicted with muteness.
When he recovered, he personally came to our door to ask for her hand.
But by then, my elder sister was already married and had borne a child. Holding her newborn in her arms, she smiled warmly.
“I am five years older than you, and I only gave birth to this child a few days ago.”
“My younger sister, however, is only a year apart from you. Perhaps she would be a better match.”
Later, Prince Cheng truly did ask to marry me.
But after our wedding, he treated me with the utmost cruelty, forever complaining that my temperament was worlds apart from my sister’s.
“I was wrong. For the bright moon in my heart, I settled for second best and made do by marrying you.”
“And because of that, I have spent my entire life making do.”
Now that I had been reborn, it was once again the day Prince Cheng came to our door.
My elder sister was just about to bring me up.
I spoke first, smiling calmly.
“Sister, I don’t like older men either.”
The Returned MP3 Player
While packing my mom’s things, a receipt suddenly slipped out of an old cardboard box.
It read: April 8, 2006. Aigo MP3 player returned and refunded. Goods and payment settled in full. Total: 498 yuan.
I felt as if I’d been plunged into an ice cellar.
The MP3 player I had thought had been lost for twenty years, the MP3 player that became the trigger every time my mom and I fought, had appeared out of nowhere, just like that.
Clutching the receipt, I asked her numbly, “Back then… did you return that MP3 player?”
The Secret Crush Chronicles of a Chuunibyou Boy
I was helping my mom sell grilled sausages by the roadside when a handsome guy in a cap scanned the QR code to pay. He gave his phone a little shake, signaling that the payment had gone through.
I smiled and nodded. Then my gaze suddenly sharpened, landing on the pale, prominent bone of his wrist.
There was a tiny black tattoo there.
I narrowed my eyes slightly and recognized it.
It was that bastard Chen Wen.
His friend came over, hooked an arm around his neck, and urged him on. “Come on, Chen Wen. Let’s go to the usual spot.”
But Chen Wen just had to do the opposite of what I wanted. He took two steps toward me, bent down, and met my eyes. A moment later, recognition dawned. He let out a laugh, his eyes curving like peach blossom petals.
“Is that… Boss Tang?”
“…”