Cats
I Want to Pet the Cold School Heartthrob’s Cat
I wanted to stroke the aloof campus heartthrob’s…
cat.
In the middle of the night, I finally couldn’t hold back anymore and sent him a message:
[Hey, classmate, can I stroke it? Just once!]
Campus Heartthrob: [Classmate, that’s a little forward of you.]
I refused to give up.
[I’m really good with my hands. I guarantee I’ll make it comfortable! You just run one hand from head to tail, right?]
The other side went silent.
An hour later, the campus heartthrob finally replied:
[One hand won’t work.]
[You can’t get a proper grip.]
