Betrayal
Secretly Replacing My Husband’s Lube with 502
I found a bottle of women’s lubricant in my husband’s bag.
I didn’t argue or make a scene.
I quietly replaced it with a bottle of 502 super glue.
At 2 a.m., the new postpartum nanny was taken to the emergency room.
Send Me a Flower in the Spring Breeze
I followed an underworld Big Brother for six years.
But on my birthday, he brought home a girl.
He was covered in blood, and the pretty, delicate girl was hiding in his arms.
From then on, the man who had indulged my every whim never looked at me again.
Everyone thought I loved Xu Chang but could never have him, and that I was heartbroken beyond words.
I only smiled and toyed with the watch on my wrist.
I was an undercover police officer planted inside Huaxi’s largest criminal gang.
I’d stayed by his side all these years for one reason: to treat him to a taste of prison food. So how could I possibly… fall in love with him?
Shao Wei
On April 27th, Shen Yichuan wished me a happy birthday.
I was silent for two seconds and nodded.
“I agree to the divorce.”
An awkward look crossed Shen Yichuan’s face.
“That’s not what I meant…”
He paused. “At least not today.”
I just said, “Mm.”
“Then take it as my return gift for your birthday.”
Shen Cuo
The day I was cast aside for jealousy, more than half the capital applauded.
My mother-in-law wept and complained that I controlled her son, forbidding him from drinking and from taking concubines, making him the laughingstock of the city as a henpecked husband.
What no one knew was that my husband, Qi Chong, used that “henpecked” reputation as an excuse to turn away people asking to borrow money, dodge social obligations, reject beautiful spy-concubines sent by political rivals with ill intent, and rise smoothly through officialdom.
In the end, I alone bore the infamy of being a shrew and a jealous wife. I angered my father to death, and I myself fell gravely ill and died.
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to the first year of my marriage to Qi Chong.
At a banquet, Qi Chong didn’t dare refuse the beautiful spy sent by his superior, and pushed me forward instead. Lifting his cup, he put on a troubled expression and said,
“I like the beauty very much.
“But if I bring her into the household, my wife will be upset again.”
What he didn’t know was that I took the beauty’s hand, then turned back to him with a gentle, magnanimous smile.
“Since my husband is so fond of her, and I’ve already checked that your birth dates are compatible, why not bring her into the household today?”
Qi Chong’s face filled with shock. He froze where he stood.
Skin Changer
My younger sister gave birth to a son in the Eastern Palace.
I brought a fortune in family wealth and cartloads of rare medicinal pills with me to the palace to visit her.
The moment she saw me, she nestled into my arms and began to cry, tears falling one after another.
Her movements were intimate, her voice soft and spoiled. There was not the slightest trace of distance or unfamiliarity between us.
And yet my entire body went rigid, a chill crawling up my spine and sinking into my heart.
Because the face before me, identical to my sister’s in every way,
was not the dead woman’s skin I had sewn onto her with my own hands.
Slaying Evil and Vanquishing Wickedness
After I died, my bones became the sword in his hand.
Little did he know that I rarely exercised while I was alive, and I’d developed osteoporosis at a young age.
The sword forged from my bones was sharp enough, but it lacked resilience.
The very first time he used me, someone lopped off his head.
Snow Rose
I stole my sister’s man.
During the year she was abroad, the man she’d been longing for all these years came to me with her photo in hand.
“Do you know the girl in this photo?”
I took off my mask, revealing a face identical to my sister’s, and smiled sweetly.
“Are you looking for me?”
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.
Soaring Crane
When I married Pei Miao, everyone praised our union as a match made in heaven. Our honeymoon bliss lasted less than three months before I discovered he had a soulmate. Pei Miao cherished and adored her, even setting up a private residence for her outside our home. When I confronted him, he coldly rebuked me: jealousy was unbecoming of a virtuous wife. So I learned to be magnanimous, until I too stepped beyond the boundaries of marriage and forced him to taste the same pain he had given me.
Song Yuan
In the tenth year after I married Pei Yan, he made my legitimate elder sister his empress.
Then he ordered me to feed a gu with my own body to cure her poison.
“Yuanyuan, it is only a Forget-Sorrow Gu. Wouldn’t it be nice to forget all your worries?”
It did sound nice.
So, right in front of him, I swallowed that Forget-Sorrow Gu. Just as he wished, I began to “forget sorrow.”
I forgot how he had demoted me from wife to concubine.
I forgot the bowl of abortifacient medicine he had bestowed upon me.
I forgot that I had once loved him more than life itself.
Later, bewildered, I asked my maid,
“His Majesty is so strange.
“I smiled at him, didn’t I? So why was he still crying?”