Betrayal
My Blade, My Throne
I have slaughtered pigs in the palace for four years; wherever my axe struck, none survived.
With every pig I killed, I recited “Amitabha.”
My skilled butchering caught the attention of the Prince, who took me as his trusted aide.
I became the deadly butcher’s knife; he became the executioner who wielded it.
Killing and beheading – “Amitabha”; burying them on the spot – “well done, well done.”
The Princess Only Wants a Divorce
During the year our love was at its peak, the young general whose name shook the borderlands used all his military merit to petition my Imperial Father for my hand in marriage.
But three years later, a woman arrived at our door clutching a child, weeping and begging me to take them in.
My husband claimed he had simply had too much to drink and made a terrible mistake.
My mother-in-law said that since I had already ruined my husband’s career prospects, I could not go so far as to sever his bloodline as well.
My closest kin advised me to be magnanimous, telling me that this was simply how every mistress of a household in the capital lived.
Only my sister, with whom I had never seen eye to eye, patted my back and told me: “In the past, you let your Imperial Brother make your decisions for you.” “Later, you let your husband make your decisions for you.” “Now, it is time you learned to grow up on your own.” “After all, you have a little girl of your own now.”
I looked down at the tiny daughter in my arms, who was still sucking on her fingers.
I understood that if I were weak, my daughter would never know how to be strong.
If I were easily bullied, my daughter would never know how to be independent. This time, it was my turn to act.
Survival Guide for a Vicious Woman
After we broke up, I ran into my ex at the mall.
My hair was a mess, and I was in the middle of a frantic struggle to change a diaper.
He, on the other hand, was impeccably dressed, surrounded by a fawning entourage as he inspected the premises.
Our eyes met. When he saw the fussy child in my arms, his expression shifted instantly. “Is he mine?”
I gave a cold laugh and turned the baby’s face toward him. “Do you think he looks like you?”
He studied the child for a long moment before nodding with certainty. “He does.”
“Xue Chang, we broke up over three years ago.” I gave him a mirthless smile and bounced the little one in my arms to remind him. “My baby is only six months old.”
None Compare to the One I Once Loved
I never expected that I would accidentally end up becoming colleagues with my ex-husband. After all, it had only been three months since we finally ended our miserable three-year marriage-a marriage that was nothing but mutual torture.
Boiling Cool Water
I found a chat log on Sheng Jing’s phone.
He had sent his female assistant a video of me helping Jiu Jiu with her homework and losing my temper.
“This is why I’d rather work overtime at the office than come home.”
The young assistant replied with a “poor you, sending hugs” sticker. “Manager Sheng, you have it so hard.
Work is exhausting enough, and then you have to deal with all that when you get home.”
The Beginning and End of Siri Killing
I was about to hide my boyfriend’s body in the refrigerator.
Then Siri on his phone suddenly spoke.
“The refrigerator is not the optimal location for concealing a corpse.”
I stared at the phone on the floor in terror, a chill running through my entire body.
“A better location for corpse concealment has been detected. Would you like to proceed?”
Siri continued. As if possessed, I asked, “Where?” “The basement. The entrance is inside the wardrobe in the master bedroom.”
Half-doubting it, I followed Siri’s instructions and actually found the basement.
It really was the perfect place to hide a body. Because inside, I found several more corpses…
A Love Forged in Resentment
I met someone named Chen Ye.
Everyone says he is loyal, kind, and a rare good person in this world.
But I think he is vulgar, hypocritical, and the most despicable and shameless scoundrel in the world.
Yet I kind of like him.
Princess’s Journey: Why Not Be Joyful
After I went blind, lines of broken, disjointed text began to appear before my eyes.
[The princess is so pitiful. She injured her eyes saving her cousin, but right now, that very cousin is next door, rolling around in bed with the princess’s brother.]
[Too bad the princess can’t see. If she could, she should immediately bring people over and catch them in the act.]
My cousin had lost her mother when she was young.
The Empress Mother pitied her and had her enter the palace to serve as my study companion.
But several of my imperial brothers were always bullying her.
They liked seeing her teary-eyed, timid, and pitiful. I stood up for her, only to have my eyes injured by one of my imperial brothers.
I became blind. So it turned out that, behind my back, they had already become so intimate.
I did not go and catch them in the act as those lines wanted.
Instead, I had someone inform my other two imperial brothers.
My cousin was so pitiful. Surely she deserved a few more people to love her.
Later, I ascended the throne as Empress Regnant.
My cousin received the love of three of my imperial brothers.
All of us had bright futures ahead.
Best Friends Unite, Revenge is Sweet
My husband cheated on me.
My best friend has it even worse-her husband turned out to be gay.
I was raring to go: “Wanna get revenge?”
She clenched her teeth. “Yeah, let’s do it. Make them suffer.”
So, I swapped the lube with superglue.
She smeared chili extract all over their little toys.
That night,
our husbands ended up glued together, shaped just like the letter H.
Soaring Crane
When I married Pei Miao, everyone praised our union as a match made in heaven. Our honeymoon bliss lasted less than three months before I discovered he had a soulmate. Pei Miao cherished and adored her, even setting up a private residence for her outside our home. When I confronted him, he coldly rebuked me: jealousy was unbecoming of a virtuous wife. So I learned to be magnanimous, until I too stepped beyond the boundaries of marriage and forced him to taste the same pain he had given me.