Arranged Marriage
Lychee Cream
My elder sister loved sweets.
Every year, when lychee paste was sent from home, the first box was always hers.
As a child, I was greedy and stole a taste.
Mother frowned and said,
“Your sister is frail. Let her have it.”
Later, I kept giving way and giving way, until even my marriage was pushed behind hers.
When the Crown Prince came to consider a match, my elder sister disliked all the rules of the Eastern Palace and turned around to choose an Idle Prince instead.
So everyone’s eyes fell on me.
The Crown Prince said gently,
“The Second Young Lady will do as well.”
I married him.
After our wedding, he treated me well enough. It was just that every year, when lychee paste was presented as tribute, he would first send someone to deliver it to my sister’s residence.
I asked him about it once.
He smiled.
“Your sister loves this.”
“You’ve always been sensible. You won’t mind.”
Until, on his deathbed, he clutched my hand and suddenly called out my sister’s childhood name.
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to the day the Crown Prince came to consider a match.
Mother pushed me forward.
I took one step back and said softly,
“This subject’s daughter already has someone in her heart. I fear I am not blessed enough to enter the Eastern Palace.”
Peach Blossom
In the third year after I married Zhao Yan, he made me Empress.
On one condition: I was not to lay a finger on the Imperial Noble Consort he held so dearly in his heart.
He seemed to have forgotten that I was his lawful wife first.
The Mistress of the House
After rescuing my young nephew from the water, I went to the east wing to change my clothes.
But my brother-in-law, Zhao Hong, chose that exact moment to shove the door open and barge in, forcing me into a marriage with him as his second wife.
On the night before the wedding, my legitimate mother personally brought me a bowl of Sterilization Decoction.
I pushed the bowl away and looked up at her. “If you dare force me to drink it, the first thing I’ll do is make sure the Zhao Family has no descendants. Do you believe me?”
My legitimate mother flew into a rage and immediately went to complain to Zhao Hong.
Zhao Hong sneered. “Scheming women like her aren’t fit to bear my children.”
My eight-year-old nephew shouted too,
“Bad woman! You’re not fit to be my mother!”
I looked at Zhao Hong. “Since I’m not fit to bear your children, then don’t come to my bed.”
“From now on, the child’s food, clothing, lodging, schooling, future prospects, and dignity in front of the nobles… none of it has anything to do with me.”
“If my lord thinks I’m so scheming, perhaps he should raise the child himself.”
Before I transmigrated here, I worked in HR at a major tech company.
Aside from competence, the job also required knowing how to spot workplace PUA when you saw it.
After Putting Away My Acting, My Husband in an Arranged Marriage Panics
I was born to perform.
When I discovered that my husband from a marriage of convenience was only cold and aloof on the surface-and insatiable underneath-I helped myself to the feast.
I loved watching still waters ripple endlessly under my touch.
But I seemed to have taken the act a little too far. It wasn’t just in bed that I clung to him. I lost control outside the bedroom too.
One day, when I brought lunch to his office again, I overheard his friend teasing him.
“Who was it that said this was just a business arrangement and you’d get divorced after three months? Now you go home at six thirty sharp every day. Aren’t you sick of it?”
After a few seconds of silence, Qin Xian answered.
“I am.”
I stood outside the door, staring down at the lunchbox in my hands.
So his workday didn’t actually end at ten thirty. It ended at six thirty.
I decided it was time to rein in my urge to perform.
I remained endlessly enthusiastic in bed, but I never initiated another message to him.
On the day our contract expired, I cheerfully handed him the divorce papers. Qin Xian’s eyes instantly darkened.
“All this time, did you see me as your husband-or as a vibrator?”
The Virtuous Wife Charm
After being reborn on my wedding night, I fed the male lead the Virtuous Wife Charm.
The world-hopping woman tried to become his concubine.
He said, “How could one man promise himself to two women?”
The world-hopping woman gave him high-yield superior seeds.
He said, “With such a divine treasure, why would my wife ever need to worry about failing in her great cause?”
The world-hopping woman broke down.
“You useless piece of trash! If this keeps up, how are you supposed to rise up and rule the world?”
He said, “My wife can dominate a region all on her own. Why would I need to rise up and rule the world?”
On the day I ascended the throne, his charm broke.
“You vile woman! How dare you usurp my legacy!” His eyes nearly split with rage.
I propped my chin on my hand. “Someone, this man has shown disrespect to Us. Kill him.”
Sister is Mighty
After my elder sister learned she was a false heiress,
she disguised herself as a man and went out drinking at a pleasure house to drown her sorrows.
Who could have known she would accidentally enter the wrong room?
There, she spent a night of passion with Zhou Huaixu, who had come to investigate a case.
Zhou Huaixu had been drugged. His mind was hazy, and he did not know who the woman from the night before had been.
He only remembered that she said she came from the Qinghe Cui Clan.
The Zhou Family was known for its upright traditions, and Zhou Huaixu soon came to propose marriage.
But by then, my elder sister had already left.
As it happened, I had gone looking for her that night and did not return to the estate until dawn.
He mistook me for my elder sister and married me.
It was not until our wedding night that he realized he had the wrong person.
Filled with regret, he blamed me. “If you hadn’t been so vague, how could I have married you?”
Zhou Huaixu treated me with the utmost coldness, yet in bed, he showed me no mercy at all.
When I cried and begged him, he only covered my face and sneered, “She would never be as frivolous and lowly as you.”
Then I was reborn on the day Zhou Huaixu came to propose.
I spoke softly. “That night, I went to bed early and never left the estate.”
Ah Shu
My elder sister once saved Prince Cheng in Yangzhou, back when he was afflicted with muteness.
When he recovered, he personally came to our door to ask for her hand.
But by then, my elder sister was already married and had borne a child. Holding her newborn in her arms, she smiled warmly.
“I am five years older than you, and I only gave birth to this child a few days ago.”
“My younger sister, however, is only a year apart from you. Perhaps she would be a better match.”
Later, Prince Cheng truly did ask to marry me.
But after our wedding, he treated me with the utmost cruelty, forever complaining that my temperament was worlds apart from my sister’s.
“I was wrong. For the bright moon in my heart, I settled for second best and made do by marrying you.”
“And because of that, I have spent my entire life making do.”
Now that I had been reborn, it was once again the day Prince Cheng came to our door.
My elder sister was just about to bring me up.
I spoke first, smiling calmly.
“Sister, I don’t like older men either.”
The Waxing and Waning Moon
Ruan Yueying was born into the Ruan Clan of Chenliu. By all rights, she should have become the Crown Princess, but because Crown Prince Gu Ming insisted on marrying Qin Yunnong, she was made a Side Consort instead. In the Eastern Palace, she formed a brief yet precious bond with Qin Yunnong and Hu Mianmian. But after a wedding night spun out of control, and amid the pull of power, desire, and love, she was forced into the schemes of the deep palace. Hu Mianmian withered away for love. Qin Yunnong, desperate to protect her own love, grew more ruthless with every step. And through loss and revenge, Ruan Yueying rose to the position of empress. Years later, she possessed honor, children, and power, yet remained forever trapped in the waxing and waning of that moon-until, on her deathbed, she finally spoke to the emperor of the clearest hatred and deepest regret of her life.
Spilling Wine to Startle Spring
When the master hosts a banquet, he often has beautiful women serve wine.
If a guest refuses to drink, the beauty is executed on the spot.
Unluckily, I am that unfortunate beauty.
Tonight’s guest of honor is an aloof and distinguished scholar, Yan Xuan.
First cup: he complained the wine was cold and wouldn’t drink. A sword swung, a head fell.
Second cup: he complained the server was vulgar and wouldn’t drink. Blood splattered on the spot.
By the third cup, the serving maid pleaded pitifully, but his expression never changed.
Now it’s my turn to offer wine.
The swordsman beside me sharpened his blade ominously.
I raised my hand and splashed the wine across his face.
“Are you just asking for it?”
Canary and Dog
My fiancé was keeping a little canary.
I told him to bring her over so I could take a look.
Perfect timing-I could take my little puppy out for a walk too.
On the day we met, I showed up with a handsome guy. He showed up carrying a birdcage.
I was completely dumbfounded. “Wait, Your Highness, the canary you’re keeping is an actual bird?!”
He looked even more confused than I was. “Wait, princess, you take your dog for a walk without bringing the dog?”