Ancient China
Drunk in Spring Smoke
On the day His Majesty traveled south to Jiangnan, the Empress Dowager took a liking to Miss Xu of the Xu Family in Yangcheng.
“Such a lovely, fresh-faced child ought to become a daughter-in-law of our imperial family.”
As she said this, the Empress Dowager’s gaze seemed to drift, intentionally or not, toward Fu Yanli at my side.
Fu Yanli was the current Fifth Prince, and also my husband.
Later, on the day Miss Xu was to be invested as consort, I stood at the palace gates, clinging to a sliver of hope. “Not even I may enter?”
The guards at the gate all knew me. One by one, they lowered their heads, not daring to meet my eyes. “The Empress Dowager said it wouldn’t matter if anyone else came, but Your Highness, as Crown Princess… you absolutely cannot enter the palace today.”
I nodded, returned to the manor, and picked up the bundle I had packed long ago.
The capital blazed with lights. All at once, I remembered Fu Yanli from that year, when everyone had turned their backs on him.
He had held me tightly, refusing to let go no matter what. “Jianxi, even if I die, I will never betray you.”
The Fifth Prince Doesn’t Want to Be a Substitute Anymore!
Chapter 0
I was the most beautiful woman in the capital, but because I was a little slow by nature, no one dared to marry me.
The Fifth Prince pined after my legitimate elder sister to no avail, then gave up on himself and married me as her stand-in.
He mocked himself, saying, “A fool and a cripple. I suppose we really are a perfect match.”
Very generously, I comforted him. “From now on, I’ll be my elder sister’s stand-in, and you’ll be the Crown Prince’s stand-in. We can still live our lives just fine.”
At the homecoming banquet, I watched the Crown Prince and my elder sister exchange tender looks.
The Fifth Prince’s expression was terrible, and my heart ached bitterly too.
Everyone else laughed at us, calling us a lovesick man and a resentful woman.
After we returned home, the Fifth Prince wrapped his robes tightly around himself and sneered, “Don’t even think about touching a single finger of mine tonight!”
I obediently lay down beside him and repented.
Sigh. It was my fault. I had stared at the Crown Prince for too long.
I was half-asleep when the Fifth Prince suddenly shoved me.
Furious, he snapped, “Shen Yufu! Are you really that honest?! I told you not to touch me, so you actually didn’t touch me?”
I said honestly, “All right, then you pretend to be the Crown Prince, and I’ll pretend to be my elder sister.”
The Fifth Prince bit my lip, forcing me to shut up.
I thought to myself, Didn’t we agree to be each other’s stand-ins? Why is he angry again?
The Fifth Prince’s heart is truly hard to figure out.
Yu Chaolan Investigates: The Noble Concubine of the Marquis
The Marquis of Ningyuan’s favored concubine had been brutally murdered.
She had been arrogant, domineering, and spoiled by his favor, making countless enemies in the marquis’s mansion.
For a time, the authorities had no idea where to begin.
So Yuan Nanshan, the Vice Minister of Dali Temple, tossed this hot potato to me.
“The Marquis of Ningyuan’s concubine came from an official family, bore him children, and held a status no lower than the Marchioness.”
“You’re a woman, so it will be more convenient for you to investigate. You must find the murderer and give the deceased justice!”
“…”
But I was only a fortune-teller.
Bone Weighing
Fu Qiu had always accepted her lot in life.
When she was a child, a blind man read her fortune through bone-weighing and said her bones were light, her fate was lowly, and that in this life she could only sell her body.
As it happened, her family was going through hard times, so her father simply sold her to a brothel.
When she was still young and first put on display, the madam said that although she was beautiful, her face carried a pitiful, sorrowful look, and the customers she attracted would never be decent men.
Sure enough, every few days, she suffered another bout of abuse.
By middle age, her looks had withered, and she married a merchant. The neighbors said her thin lips and fox-like eyes meant she would never be the faithful sort.
Before long, rumors were flying everywhere. The merchant could not bear it, and on a rainy night, he drove her out of the house.
Even so, she never hated anyone. She only hated that her own fate was so poor.
As she lay on the verge of death, the Old Blind Man happened to pass by drunk, bragging to the crowd.
“Twenty years ago, I saw a little girl in another town. She was so young, but she already had the looks to topple a kingdom.
“So I pretended to be blind, did a bone-weighing for her, and told her she had a lowly fate-that in this life, she could only become a whore.
“And guess what? Her whole family believed me!”
The Wet Nurse of the Manor
I was a peasant woman whose child had died. At night, my breasts would swell until the pain was unbearable, but I was afraid my husband and mother-in-law would scold me, so I could only go out to the ridges between the fields alone to relieve myself.
I never expected to come across a man lying gravely wounded by the roadside.
He kept rasping, “Thirsty… so thirsty…”
I couldn’t help myself, so I let him have a mouthful of milk.
Later, I went to the General’s Mansion to serve as the Young Master’s wet nurse.
The Young Master was naughty and refused to drink.
I glanced at the Young General beside me and teased him.
“Young Master, if you still won’t drink, I’ll give it to your elder brother instead.”
That night, in a daze, I heard the Young General talking to the Young Master.
“Little ancestor, are you drinking or not? At least make a sound!”
My Dad Took Me to Rebel
My father successfully overthrew the throne, and he didn’t know how best to gloat:
“The Deposed Emperor still has his charms, and the Former Crown Prince is quite the beauty. I bestow them both upon my daughter!”
The father and son were so enraged they spat blood.
I was even more agitated: “Why give them to me? Give them a death sentence!”
The Crown Prince’s Concubine’s Guide to Rising in Power
On the eve of His Majesty’s bestowal of marriage, I lay in the Crown Prince’s arms and murmured, “Your Highness dotes on me so much. When my sister marries into the household, she won’t be angry, will she? Everyone else envies Your Highness for receiving His Majesty’s favor and being allowed to hold the wedding in the palace, but all I feel is sorry for you. It must be exhausting.”
I thought I was just putting on a fragile, sweet little act for the Crown Prince.
I never expected him to be sincere with me.
The Ring
I was the adopted daughter of the most beautiful widow in Jiangcheng.
When I was twelve, the Yellow River burst its banks and Jiangcheng was swallowed by the flood.
As we fled, the beautiful widow fell gravely ill.
Before she died, she clutched my hand and, after a long hesitation, told me to go to the capital and find her lover once she was gone.
I followed the refugees for half a month.
At last, in Prince Hongyang’s Manor, I met Prince Hongyang-a man who looked half like me.