Abusive Characters
The Thorn Hairpin
The first thing Lu Xiangzhi did after becoming the top scorer in the imperial examination was divorce his wife.
“The Shen family woman is virtuous enough, but far too dull.”
He married a woman from a brothel, while I remarried a spoiled heir.
Lu Xiangzhi believed I had only married that ignorant, good-for-nothing dandy out of spite.
He thought a Shen family woman valued wifely virtue above all else, while that dandy was too unruly to be managed.
It would not be long, he assumed, before the man grew tired of a dull woman like me.
He waited half a year, yet never heard that I had been cast aside.
When Lu Xiangzhi finally could not resist coming to see me, I was holding a discipline ruler and tapping my dandy husband’s head with it, rather helplessly saying, “The teacher explained it three times. You still don’t understand?”
My dandy husband wrapped an arm around my waist and grinned like a shameless rogue.
“I don’t. I want a kiss.”
That Awesome Girl!
The villain was rich, but depressed.
I was poor, and worse, I was the heroine of an angst novel.
My parents were destined to die, leaving me and my grandmother to depend on each other.
Then, when Grandma fell seriously ill, I would have no choice but to grovel at the male lead’s feet.
He would torment me physically and emotionally, lock me up, make me miscarry, and in the end, I would die in despair.
Only then would he be filled with regret.
I figured all of it came down to being broke, so I decided to throw my lot in with the villain.
I found the villain quietly slitting his wrists and, fighting off the dizziness from low blood sugar, tried to talk him down.
“I’m not here to stop you. I just wanted to discuss whether you could maybe die a little later.”
“You don’t want your assets to go to your dad’s illegitimate son, do you? Are you really okay with them inheriting your money, buying yachts and private jets, and traveling the world?”
“All you have to do is hold on for a few more years. Then you’ll found your own company, become the new darling of the tech industry, and multiply your wealth more than tenfold.”
“I’ll help you take a shortcut. When the time comes, give me a cut, and I’ll help you get rid of Xie Xun.”
The villain’s eyes lit up, but he still looked disdainful.
“You?”
“Be grateful. Besides me, who else is on your side? Your dad? Your mom?”
That stabbed the villain right where it hurt.
Because he was an orphan with both parents still alive.
Guo Guo
I was born only five minutes before my little sister.
Yet she was prettier than me, fairer than me, smarter than me.
The only thing I had ever beaten her at was being healthy.
I could roll around in the mud throwing a tantrum and still not get sick.
My sister, though, was allergic to pollen in spring, mosquito bites in summer, and cold air in autumn and winter.
When I was nine, all I did was pet a stray cat.
My sister said she felt so awful she could not breathe.
That day, Mom beat me half to death.
With red-rimmed eyes, she asked me, “Were you trying to kill your sister?”
“If she dies, you’ll be the only child in this family!”
So later, Mom sent me to live in a nursing home.
She said it very seriously: “This way, your sister will be the only child in the family.”
Sisters’ Journey
When my mother died, she entrusted me to the Yu family in the capital.
Only after I arrived at their gates did I discover that the “madam” she had named was merely one of the master’s concubines.
The Chaste Women’s Hall
When bandits swept through our village, every man in the family vanished without a trace.
The women, hobbled by their tiny bound feet, could not keep up and were abandoned to die.
Before he left, Father handed Mother a knife.
“If they violate your chastity, use this to kill yourself.”
“When I return, I’ll see you enshrined in the Chaste Women’s Hall.”
After Father left, Mother smashed the memorial tablets in that hall and used the wood to build several beds.
Then she and my sisters-in-law went into business with the bandits.
That night, every woman suffered worse than death.
But every one of us survived.
When Father finally came home, he asked Mother how she wanted to die.
Mother set down the knife, raised a pistol, and aimed it at his head.
Fame and Fortune
You are a village girl from the mountains.
By a twist of fate, you save the Crown Prince from an assassination, and you leverage that debt to demand he marry you.
But he disdains your plain looks and gently refuses many times.
You settle for the next best thing and ask him to appoint you as an official.
Since you were five, you’ve decided you will rise above your station in this life.
If you become a consort, you’ll be like Wu Zetian.
If you become an official, you’ll be like Sima Yi.
Male Concubine Training Class
I had a boyfriend who checked every box.
From his face to his body to his personality, he fit my tastes perfectly.
So perfectly it felt like a romance scam tailor-made for me.
Until that day, when I saw the bullet comments.
[The Female Supporting Character doesn’t actually think the Male Lead likes her, does she?]
[If his Simp Bro hadn’t threatened to jump off a building, why would he have spent so much time with a woman he doesn’t love?]
[The Simp Bro likes the Female Supporting Character himself, but he’s too insecure to confess, so he can only quietly play the role of her best friend.]
[And just because the Female Supporting Character said she was interested in the Male Lead, he actually trained his own bro into shape and sent him over to be her boyfriend. That’s insane.]
[It’s fine. Once the Female Lead shows up, the Female Supporting Character will learn the truth, and then the Male Lead will dump her.]
Stunned, I turned to look at the boyfriend beside me.
His brow was furrowed, and he looked a little impatient.
Then he said,
“No matter how long you stare at me, I’m not wearing it.”
“This outfit is seriously too much.”
What More Could a Captive Husband Ask For?
In the second year after my husband took a mistress, I heard a voice:
“A man who won’t behave? Break his legs, and won’t he behave then?”
I had spent two years in the Buddhist shrine, chanting sutras day after day, trying to cleanse myself of my sins.
But I could never understand what my sins were.
Everyone in the Ling Family blamed me for being unable to keep my husband.
Being childless was a sin. Being jealous was a sin.
That voice had to be guidance from heaven.
At last, I understood. If his legs were broken, he would no longer be able to leave.
So when Ling Xu came to the Buddhist shrine once again to ask whether I agreed to let his mistress enter the household,
I snapped the candle off the candlestick and drove the copper spike into his leg.
An Ran
I was the lowly maidservant Xiao Yu found too filthy to even spare a glance.
But on the day he realized I had feelings for Xie Lin’an, Xiao Yu abandoned his heavily pregnant favored consort.
He seized me by the throat, his voice cold enough to chill the bone.
“Mutual affection, is it? You think you and Xie Lin’an can run off and live happily together? Keep dreaming!”
Unchased
Four years ago, Gu Jinzhi, the Crown Prince of the Beijing Circle, fell in love with me at first sight.
After three years of relentless pursuit, I finally gave in.
In the first year of our relationship, he started pestering me to get married.
I was hesitant, but I couldn’t withstand his endless coaxing.
In the end, I brought him home to meet my parents.
But that day, outside the private room, I heard one of his buddies ask him, “You’ve met her parents now. When’s the wedding?”
Gu Jinzhi clicked his tongue and said unhurriedly, “All of a sudden, I don’t want to get married that much anymore.”
Someone beside him jeered, “Oh, stop pretending. You spent three years chasing that untouchable ice queen. You’d really give her up?”
“Ice queen?”
I heard him let out a scoff.
“If you saw how her parents treat her, you’d feel the same way I do.”
“The same how?”
“That she’s nothing special after all.”