2026
Go, Yaya!
After Mom died, I began using the same manipulative tactics that the mistress once used to frame her, turning them against my father.
I watched as he was torn apart by public outcry. I watched him struggle to find words, his voice failing him. I watched as his eyes widened in shock, as if he no longer recognized me.
My heart felt heavy, yet I felt a surge of vindication. He doesn’t realize that without Mom, the Female Lead, his own halo as the Male Lead will eventually fade away.
We are both about to enter the world of ordinary people, a world full of stumbles and hardships.
Princess’s Journey: What Matters Not Knowing Autumn
During the year we fled the war, my mother saved a Princess Consort during labor, ensuring that both mother and daughter survived.
However, the barbarians arrived.
My mother told the Princess Consort to take us and flee first, while she stayed behind, sword in hand, to hold back the enemy.
With a single blade, she cut down countless foes, but in the end, she was simply outnumbered.
After her capture, she sought only the release of death.
Instead, they dislocated her arms and tore at her clothes, exposing her snow-white skin…
The Princess Consort and I were saved. However, the Princess Consort broke her word. She did not treat me like her own daughter.
Instead, she loathed my mother, claiming she had been rendered filthy and defiled by the barbarians.
Because of this, she made me her daughter’s personal maid.
Blood Rouge
I spent ten years in the imperial harem testing rouge, and not once did I fail to detect a single trace of poison.
That was until Consort Hua dropped dead after applying the “Drunken Beauty Red” I had personally verified.
It was then that a newly arrived talented lady told me: what truly kills isn’t the rouge, but the intent to murder.
Swallows Flying in the Drizzle
Chapter 0
The Princess believed in living for pleasure.
During a palace banquet, I spared a single extra glance at the Crown Prince, and she had him delivered straight to my bed.
“So what if he’s the Crown Prince? As women, we must rise to the challenge!”
Afterward, the Crown Prince demanded that I take responsibility for him.
The Princess blocked me, refusing to allow it. She declared with righteous indignation, “If you give him an official status, how are you supposed to keep having fun in the future?”
Later, when enemy troops surrounded the imperial palace, I rushed to tell her to flee for her life. Instead, I found her in her tent, favoring dozens of male consorts.
“Princess, look at the time! It’s too late!”
She finally realized the gravity of the situation. “You’re right. Here, I’ll share half of them with you.”
And so, I was delayed as well.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that the Hostage Prince from the enemy nation would be among those male consorts.
Just before he was about to be rescued, I ruined his virtue. He was so furious he ground his teeth in rage.
The Princess and I were captured together. Tied behind horses and dragged along the ground, we were sent to the Great Yan Palace.
To scratch out a living, I confessed my love to the Hostage Prince, claiming I only took his body because I loved him, and begged for his protection.
Unexpectedly, the Princess stepped forward and said, “You fool, you actually believe that? To her, you’re just one of-”
The Hostage Prince drew his sword on the spot, demanding an answer: “Exactly how many men have you had before me?”
“I’m truly done with you! Princess, you’re my living ancestor! Aren’t we unlucky enough already?”
I was so enraged that I coughed up blood and died.
The Princess, however, was so notoriously debauched in her speech and conduct that the enemy soldiers wanted to humiliate her, yet they feared she might actually enjoy it. Left with no other choice, they allowed her to live out her final years in peace.
Carrying my corpse on her back, the Princess declared that since she could no longer seek pleasure in the days to come, she would rather die. She threw herself onto a sword and ended her life immediately.
Reborn into a new life, I have returned to the day I entered the palace to save her.
True Love in the Imperial Palace
My Imperial Elder Brother is into men, and my Imperial Elder Sister is into women.
Imperial Father has pinned all his hopes for the empire on me.
I’m trembling-should I tell him that the one I love is a eunuch?
Imperial Father: “Impressive.”
The Princess Only Wants a Divorce
During the year our love was at its peak, the young general whose name shook the borderlands used all his military merit to petition my Imperial Father for my hand in marriage.
But three years later, a woman arrived at our door clutching a child, weeping and begging me to take them in.
My husband claimed he had simply had too much to drink and made a terrible mistake.
My mother-in-law said that since I had already ruined my husband’s career prospects, I could not go so far as to sever his bloodline as well.
My closest kin advised me to be magnanimous, telling me that this was simply how every mistress of a household in the capital lived.
Only my sister, with whom I had never seen eye to eye, patted my back and told me: “In the past, you let your Imperial Brother make your decisions for you.” “Later, you let your husband make your decisions for you.” “Now, it is time you learned to grow up on your own.” “After all, you have a little girl of your own now.”
I looked down at the tiny daughter in my arms, who was still sucking on her fingers.
I understood that if I were weak, my daughter would never know how to be strong.
If I were easily bullied, my daughter would never know how to be independent. This time, it was my turn to act.
The Earth Master Girl: The Snake Pit of Devil City
While exploring Devil City with the Decoding Science Program Team, I was looking straight into the camera, talking absolute nonsense with a straight face.
“The recent buzz surrounding the Man-eating Snake incidents is all fake. These are just ordinary Sand Snakes.”
The next second, the ground beneath us gave way, and the entire Program Team plummeted into a pit of snakes.
Coward
I married a man three years my senior, and everyone said he was head over heels for me.
But not long after our wedding, he cheated.
He smoked, he drank, he got into fights, and he even kissed other women right in front of my face.
He did everything I hated most.
Duan Yi took a drag from his cigarette, looking down at me through hooded eyes. “What? Regretting it now?” Clutching the divorce papers in my hand, I took the glowing, red-hot cherry of his cigarette and ground it hard into his palm.
“Duan Yi, you ruined me. You should have died back when you loved me most.”
Duan Yi acted as if he had just heard the funniest joke in the world, his shoulders shaking with laughter. “That actually hurts.”
A Sound of Wutong Leaves, A Sound of Autumn
My lady was injured and lost her memory. She forgot everyone, yet she remembered my husband.
My husband was once a beggar.
During a heavy winter snowfall, he lay by the roadside, covered in blood and filth.
Passersby all steered clear of him, but my lady alone ordered her carriage to stop and took him in.
From then on, he stayed in the manor to tend the horses for her.
My lady often visited him under the pretext of checking on the horses.
I saw the deep, lingering affection in their eyes with my own.
But how could a young lady of her status ever marry a horse slave?
Heartbroken, she told him:
“I cannot marry you.
“But I will find someone to take care of you in my stead.”
My lady personally betrothed me to him.
Later, the lowly horse slave found his way back to the imperial capital and reclaimed his identity as a prince.
I, in turn, became his legitimate consort.
On the day of the investiture, I was waiting.
I knew.
Sooner or later, my lady would come back to reclaim what was originally hers.
This Life for You
I stayed by his side from his impoverished youth until he held the world in his palm.
Yet, I was forced to watch as he elevated my half-sister to the status of equal wife and executed my entire family.
I met a miserable end. Given a second chance at life, I watch as his back bows in defeat, his body trembling with regret.
I burn our marriage contract. I wish him a meteoric rise and a boundless future.
A boundless future, without me.