2026
Phoenix Descends
Both my younger half-sister and I were bound to a Palace Struggle Points Shop.
She used hers to exchange for peerless beauty, a captivating singing voice, and extraordinary dancing skills.
I, on the other hand, exchanged mine for the loyalty of generals, the allegiance of virtuous scholars, and the submission of merchant guilds.
Later, my sister became the Noble Consort, enjoying unrivaled favor. She came to my palace to flaunt her power, saying, “Sister, your palace is truly desolate. I’m afraid His Majesty the Emperor has already forgotten you ever existed.”
I offered a faint smile. “The less His Majesty the Emperor remembers me, the better.”
That way, my intention to replace him would not be exposed too soon.
Xiaoman and Her Miss
My Miss is a traditional lady of the old school; the rules are etched into her very bones.
On their wedding night, the Chen Family Young Master, disdainful that she wasn’t a “modern woman,” didn’t even lift her bridal veil before climbing over the wall and running away.
Her parents-in-law, fearing she might do something drastic, sent people to stand guard outside her door all night.
But the next morning…
Miss appeared properly dressed and groomed, kneeling respectfully to serve tea to her parents-in-law. “Since I have entered the gates of the Chen Family, it is only right that I serve my elders.”
Three years later.
The Chen Family Young Master returned, bringing with him a woman dressed in a Western-style skirt and high heels.
Standing side-by-side in the center of the main hall, they declared that arranged marriages were a relic of the old feudal system and demanded a divorce from Miss.
In the silence that filled the hall, no one could bear to look at Miss’s face.
Only I saw-
As Miss lowered her gaze…
Very slowly, ever so slowly…
The corners of her lips curled into a faint smile.
No Regrets
After my sister was widowed, she applied for a new Beastman partner.
As fate would have it, she was matched with my husband’s twin brother.
Upon learning this, Jiang Xu held me in a daze, his eyes wide open the entire night. I, too, suffered a rare bout of insomnia.
It wasn’t until the early hours of the morning that I heard him finally lose his resolve.
He slipped outside to make a quiet phone call to his brother.
“Ah Chi, I really don’t want to spend my whole life missing out on her.”
“Just help me this once.” “Don’t worry, Wen Ning is dim-witted; she’ll never realize you’re pretending to be me.”
“Remember? She already mistook us for each other once before.”
“Wen Lin hasn’t met you yet either, so even if I take your place for a few days, she won’t notice.”
“I’m begging you, just for a week. One week is all I need. I just don’t want to live with any regrets…”
He kept pleading until the sun began to rise.
Only then did Jiang Chi finally agree to pose as his brother to stay with me. At that moment, Jiang Xu and I both breathed a sigh of relief.
He never knew. In truth, I was just like him. I, too, harbored the regret of an unrequited love.
The Earth Master Girl and the Ghost Castle
[Does Chinese Taoist magic work on foreign ghosts?]
[I have no idea. I’m on my way to a cemetery castle right now. I’ll let you all know when I get back.]
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Everyone said I was bragging, but what they didn’t know was that I am the sole Earth Master successor.
And the thing inside that British Castle is far more terrifying than any ghost.
She Killed Me First Upon Her Return from Purgatory
It took me three thousand years to become an Upper Immortal, and another thousand years to find her reincarnation.
But on the day of our grand wedding, her memories of her past life suddenly awakened.
She held a sword to my throat, claiming that I had personally sealed her within Purgatory for eight hundred years.
During those eight centuries, her soul was scorched by Karmic Fire by day, and she cried out my name by night.
Now that she remembers, her first priority is to make me pay for it in blood.
Slaying Evil and Vanquishing Wickedness
After I died, my bones became the sword in his hand.
Little did he know that I rarely exercised while I was alive, and I’d developed osteoporosis at a young age.
The sword forged from my bones was sharp enough, but it lacked resilience.
The very first time he used me, someone lopped off his head.
The Most Ordinary Old Lady
On her seventieth birthday, Song Xiaotao found an unconscious young man in her vegetable patch. Judging by her years of experience cracking melon seeds and shooting the breeze at the village entrance, this fellow was clearly trouble. Yet, she brought him home anyway. Song Xiaotao had seen off her last living relative ten years ago. Even if he brought a calamity that wiped out her entire household, she was the only one left to go. When the young man came to and saw Song Xiaotao’s wizened face, his vision swam, and he nearly blacked out again. Heavenly Bodhisattva, why was his Love Tribulation partner an old woman?!
Sad Things
I did something terrible back in middle school.
At the time, I didn’t think much of it. I was even relieved that no one ever found out.
But once I learned the full truth, the despair made me want to die.
A person as vile and shameless as me is surely bound for Hell.
The Empress’s Growth Chronicles
I was once the hardworking, dedicated wife of a low-ranking official.
But when my husband decided to take a concubine, I simply stopped caring.
“I’m going back to inherit the throne.” Xie Canghuai froze. “Stop messing around. There’s a limit to how much you can act out just because you’re jealous.”
I told him I wasn’t joking. I really did have a throne to inherit. “I can’t give you the position of Imperial Husband, but you can start as a Selected Attendant.” He thought I’d lost my mind and locked me away in a rural manor.
Me: “?” Why couldn’t we just do this the easy way? Do I really have to summon my eight thousand secret guards and give him a wicked smirk?
I Won’t Mess Around Next Time
After winning the lottery, the first thing I did was dump my sugar daddy.
Then, I turned around and sponsored the broke, handsome guy I’d had my eye on for ages, all while sending a three-hundred-point manifesto to my ex-benefactor, tearing him to shreds.
With money in my pocket and my pride restored, I was walking on air.
That is, until I decided to flaunt my new boy toy right in front of my former sugar daddy.
My handsome new man looked at him and said, “Hey, Bro.” Me: ?