Tragedy
Spilling Wine to Startle Spring
When the master hosts a banquet, he often has beautiful women serve wine.
If a guest refuses to drink, the beauty is executed on the spot.
Unluckily, I am that unfortunate beauty.
Tonight’s guest of honor is an aloof and distinguished scholar, Yan Xuan.
First cup: he complained the wine was cold and wouldn’t drink. A sword swung, a head fell.
Second cup: he complained the server was vulgar and wouldn’t drink. Blood splattered on the spot.
By the third cup, the serving maid pleaded pitifully, but his expression never changed.
Now it’s my turn to offer wine.
The swordsman beside me sharpened his blade ominously.
I raised my hand and splashed the wine across his face.
“Are you just asking for it?”
Spring Warmth
My father was a treacherous official.
The man who raided my home was my fiancé.
When he slipped the iron chain around my neck, his touch was even more tender than the year he placed a flower wreath upon my head.
On the day my father was beheaded in public, I was calmly picking lice off my mother. I remarked, “If I had a fire, I could stir-fry these lice and pair them with a pot of wine.”
Unexpectedly, my words drew a laugh from the young general in the neighboring cell, despite the hooks driven through his collarbones. Was it that funny?
Spring Without Rain
My father had many illegitimate daughters.
Some were brilliantly talented, some were gifted in song and dance, and others possessed breathtaking beauty.
He scoured the world for beauties, siring one little belle after another.
Among them all, his favorite was Xidai.
Consequently, she was the one I hated most.
“She is the most beautiful and has a timid nature. She’ll be the safest choice to accompany you when you marry into the Wang Family,”
Father said, “I am not being partial; I am doing this for your own good.”
But I thought to myself: his actions did not match his words.
Sunshine and Roses
The boy who loved me more than anyone else in the world was dead.
His name was Jiang Yan. He was a police officer, stabbed seven times by a rich second-generation heir while trying to save a girl from domestic abuse.
Afterward, the girl tearfully claimed that Jiang Yan had molested her, and that was why her boyfriend had stabbed him.
The killer even got off scot-free with a psychiatric evaluation declaring him mentally ill.
As I stared at their faces, I suddenly laughed.
A psychiatric evaluation, huh?
What a coincidence.
I had one too.
Survival Guide for a Vicious Woman
After we broke up, I ran into my ex at the mall.
My hair was a mess, and I was in the middle of a frantic struggle to change a diaper.
He, on the other hand, was impeccably dressed, surrounded by a fawning entourage as he inspected the premises.
Our eyes met. When he saw the fussy child in my arms, his expression shifted instantly. “Is he mine?”
I gave a cold laugh and turned the baby’s face toward him. “Do you think he looks like you?”
He studied the child for a long moment before nodding with certainty. “He does.”
“Xue Chang, we broke up over three years ago.” I gave him a mirthless smile and bounced the little one in my arms to remind him. “My baby is only six months old.”
Sweet Plum
When my Adoptive Father first saw me, I was eating a bowl of spoiled rice.
Hungry flies were fighting me for the food, and I couldn’t even spare a hand to shoo them away.
Later, he took me home. He threw me a party for my seventh birthday.
He said, “Xiao Jue, today is your new beginning. From now on, this day will be your birthday every year.”
Everyone smiled at me. Only my Adoptive Mother roared after the banquet had ended, “She’s your illegitimate daughter, isn’t she?”
Tears of Romance in Republican China
A girl came to Drunken Fragrance Pavilion and insisted on becoming a prostitute.
She went on about the romance and glamour of Shanghai’s ten-mile foreign concession, saying this was such a romantic era.
Then let her have a good look at what romance meant in this man-eating age.
The Abandoned Husband
My sister-in-law is the famed Rouge Tiger of Linan.
With a powdered face and thunderous methods, she keeps my brother so obedient he doesn’t dare take a concubine.
All the men of Linan laugh at him for being henpecked.
One day, my brother brought home a shy young woman named Yaoniang.
With a trembling voice, he stood protectively in front of her and said to my sister-in-law:
“Yaoniang and I have already been intimate. Whether you approve or not, I will make her my concubine today.”
My sister-in-law did not pick up the rolling pin again.
She only smiled and said, “Very well – I’ll let you have her.”
The Ashtray
[Light Horror + Infidelity + Plot Twists] A beautiful Southern Girl, a knock on the door in the middle of the night, a silent delivery driver, someone crouching under the bed… Qin Song’s life descended into an inescapable hell because of an extramarital affair.
The Bet Between Me and God
After I died, my boyfriend’s grief moved God.
God gave me a chance to be reborn, sending me back to my boyfriend in a stranger’s face.
If he fell in love with me again, I could come back to life.
But when I returned to him, he already had a new girlfriend.