Short Story
My Darling
During the year of our purest love, Chen Ming and I shared a kiss in front of everyone when we won the Zhengfa Cup debate competition.
But later, when our son was diagnosed with autism, we both came to regret it.
After ten years of love, the wear and tear of life had transformed us from a match made in heaven into a pair of bitter rivals.
Time skipped forward to our son’s fifth birthday.
Chen Ming and I were in the car, arguing once again over our child’s illness.
Right in front of our son, we cursed each other, screaming for the other to drop dead.
The next second, an out-of-control heavy truck barreled toward us.
Chen Ming went against his instincts and jerked the steering wheel to the right, but the violent impact swallowed all the shouting and cursing anyway.
When I woke up again, we were back on the day we won the Zhengfa Cup.
This time, facing a stadium full of cheering and jeering, we pretended we barely knew each other.
My Dear Prude
I’d had a crush on my best friend’s stiff, proper little brother for years.
To look younger, I always wore fresh, barely-there makeup and bright, cheerful outfits whenever I saw Jiang Heng.
He never so much as batted an eye.
Then came the bachelorette party before my best friend’s wedding.
With my hair in big, man-eater waves, a bodycon skirt, black stockings, and red-soled heels, I cut completely loose.
Afterward, I took my hopelessly drunk best friend home.
The door opened.
Jiang Heng and I stared straight at each other.
The sweet-girl act I’d kept up around him for years shattered on the spot.
Feeling guilty, I turned to leave.
But Jiang Heng, always so cool and scrupulously polite, raised a hand to block the doorway.
“It’s late, Qingzhou.
Why don’t you stay the night?”
My Dear Zombie
When the apocalypse came, I struggled to stay alive.
Then the zombie king ate a hopeless romantic’s brain—and fell hopelessly in love with me.
Every day, I opened my door to find him offering me fresh food, eager to please.
Until he read a book called The Rules of a Shady Merchant.
Then the food came with a price.
“One sausage for a hug.
One bag of bread for a kiss.”
“What about hot pot?”
I asked nervously.
The zombie king chuckled and beckoned me closer.
“That costs a little more.
Come here, and I’ll explain it to you.
Slowly.”
My Domineering Sister
My buddy’s older sister was an aloof, goddess-level doctor, and every time I saw her, my heart started pounding.
Then one day, while I was eating skewers at a barbecue stand, I passed out from blood loss and got rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.
After she performed hemorrhoid surgery on me, I finally found out she’d been secretly in love with me for ten whole years!
My Fanfiction About My Straight Roommate Came True?
By day, my straight roommate and I are sworn enemies.
By night, I secretly write slash fanfiction about the two of us.
[He slowly closed his eyes, his soft lips pressing against mine…]
That very night, in my dreams, we reenacted the exact scene from my story.
Later, I discovered that whatever I wrote, I would dream about that night.
I became addicted to it, losing myself in the fantasies until there was no turning back.
Still, I always made sure to maintain a sense of propriety, never daring to go too far or truly offend him.
Until one day, I finally plucked up the courage to reach out and touch my roommate in the dream.
The next morning, the look in his eyes when he turned to me was dark and unreadable.
“What’s the point of just dreaming?” he said, grabbing my hand and pulling me toward him.
It turned out that I wasn’t the only one; he had been having those dreams too.
My Fiancé’s Sister Is Exactly My Type
My family was on the verge of bankruptcy, so to stage a comeback, my father cheerfully decided to marry off his daughter.
There was just one problem: I was a lesbian, and my prospective husband was gay—a forced match in every sense of the word.
Before our first dinner at the Liu estate, Dad reminded me again and again, “The Liu family is run by their eldest daughter now that she’s back from abroad. Be on your best behavior and make a good impression on your future sister-in-law.”
I nodded without paying much attention—then caught sight of the woman coming down the stairs, and my vision went black.
Wasn’t she the little canary I had kept overseas five years ago?
My Friends Fight for Custody of Me After Breaking Up
There’s something worse than being the third wheel when two of your friends start dating.
It’s when they break up. And then fight over custody of me.
My Ghost Friend
Everyone knew that Fu Shengchao, the titan of the Beijing Circle, loved his wife more than life itself.
On the day she died in a car accident, his hair turned white overnight.
From then on, he grew more and more violent, and his relationship with his son became increasingly distant.
Father and son ended up treating each other like enemies.
Later, Fu Shengchao finally relented and agreed to find his son a stepmother.
I was among the candidates.
When our cooking skills were tested, everyone else presented delicacies fit for a banquet. I served a plate of stinky tofu.
When our talents were tested, everyone else showed off music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I performed a set of tai chi.
When our knowledge of Fu Shengchao was tested, everyone else praised his abilities and glorious past achievements.
I leaned in and said, “CEO Fu, you have a mole on your left butt cheek.”
Fu Shengchao: “…”
That very night, I was kept behind.
Fu Shengchao pressed a gun to my temple, his expression cold.
“Talk. Who sent you?”
I dropped to my knees at once, but my eyes darted to the side.
Over there, a female ghost who had been dead for ten years was flying around in a panic. “That shouldn’t have happened! Everything I taught you was right!”
Bullshit! She also said her husband was cold on the outside but kind on the inside, and easy to coax!
My Ghostly Ex
After being cheated on.
Out of spite, I chose Xu Mo, the coldest and most aloof school heartthrob from high school.
In the dimly lit bathroom, he was unbelievably obedient.
Letting me do as I pleased, his body temperature was as cold as ice.
My fingers slowly reached for his belt.
But he grasped my wrist:
“Wait a moment, okay?”
I was stunned and looked up at him,
“Can you… save me?”
My Haunted House Really Has Ghosts
Chapter 0
After my Taoist temple went bankrupt, I opened a Haunted House.
Every ghost inside was personally captured by me.
Until today.
A tourist grabbed one of my ghost NPCs and wailed:
“Mom! I missed you so much, Mom!”
Oh no!!!